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mr_B
15-11-2012, 12:31:24
young guy called Funko and he.....

MDA
15-11-2012, 12:54:45
killed an eskimo

zmama
15-11-2012, 12:59:33
and got a good kicking for the murder!

Funko
15-11-2012, 13:05:50
A kicking he could have avoided if he still had his boots of escaping which had sadly lost when...

zmama
15-11-2012, 13:22:25
Squirmy ran off with them and...

Funko
15-11-2012, 13:31:00
promptly fell over.

Meanwhile, in Dutchland ...

zmama
15-11-2012, 13:43:55
The tall people drank midget beers, but over in the corner sat a tiny man scribbling on a scrap of paper. What was it?

Funko
15-11-2012, 13:48:24
It was a scrap of paper. With scribble on it. Why did you ask when you just told me that?

The scribble contained symbols that resembled some kind of writing. They said.

MDA
15-11-2012, 14:00:18
"away way off, across the seas and such, lies the little flat land of the Dutch, Dutch Dutch" (http://www.truelightacademy.com/dutch.html)

It was a silly poem, meant for...

Funko
15-11-2012, 14:01:40
scribbling on scraps of paper in corners. It did, however, have...

zmama
15-11-2012, 16:25:53
Beer spilled on it.

Venom
15-11-2012, 19:29:00
Which caused the tiny man to become very angry and bite everyone on the shins. After which he...

zmama
15-11-2012, 19:43:11
curled up in a ball and dreamed of...

Koshko
16-11-2012, 01:15:27
... delicious cake. Meanwhile, a giant bear ...

mr_B
18-11-2012, 00:24:01
stole the hair of the curled up tiny man, his hairlessness became...

mr_B
18-11-2012, 00:24:45
It was a scrap of paper. With scribble on it. Why did you ask when you just told me that?


:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Koshko
18-11-2012, 04:25:26
... so hot to the bear that the bear raped him.

Funko
20-11-2012, 08:44:52
up in a nice cooling skin balm. "You can't spell wrapped" said the tiny man to the giant bear. "No", said the bear "bears are not good at spelling or...

Poison Arrow Frog
20-11-2012, 10:08:20
"We are good at eating tiny men though", said the bear.

Funko
20-11-2012, 12:24:51
"Uh oh " said the tiny man. He started frantically looking for his

MDA
20-11-2012, 12:44:07
bear trap, which he had forgotten and left in his

zmama
20-11-2012, 12:46:55
boots of escaping

Koshko
20-11-2012, 20:19:08
Meanwhile, in France a tree spontaneously combusted.

RedFred
21-11-2012, 07:31:53
It was a rare surrendermonkeypuzzle tree. Meanwhile, back at the bear...

Funko
21-11-2012, 10:18:59
the little man pooped in his pants. It was a little tiny poop.

He called it poop poop di poop.

Tizzy
21-11-2012, 11:30:31
Then someone came along and stuck a "poep" sign on his head

zmama
21-11-2012, 15:05:39
The little man was so happy he...

Funko
21-11-2012, 15:36:39
did a poop. And stuck a sign in it. The bear said...

MDA
21-11-2012, 15:43:42
"Did you ever wonder if bears poop in the woods?"

mr_B
22-11-2012, 09:36:07
and then the pope came along and was very very upset

Tizzy
22-11-2012, 10:16:47
Because a tree had fallen over and there was no-one there to tell if it made a noise

Funko
22-11-2012, 11:19:05
and it landed on his foot

MOBIUS
22-11-2012, 11:29:55
...so he was there - in the woods. What was the Pope doing in the woods...?

Funko
22-11-2012, 11:30:43
looking for bear shit?

MOBIUS
22-11-2012, 11:34:07
Indeed, the pope was shitting* in the woods...







*shitting - to look for shit

Funko
22-11-2012, 11:35:30
he also did a poo and stuck a sign in it.

Yes, the pope is Mr_B, it was obvious really pope, poep, poeper, pieter...

Koshko
23-11-2012, 00:11:27
It said "Here lies the pope's sandwich."

jsorense
25-11-2012, 00:06:37
And a disembodied voice said, "Film, Fiction and Writing Forum."

Koshko
25-11-2012, 20:01:45
No one paid any attention.

zmama
26-11-2012, 13:09:49
The silence was ominous...

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-11-2012, 13:26:01
... when suddenly, a small dutch architectje spoke: "once upon a time in the dark sides of the internets...."

Venom
26-11-2012, 13:28:02
but before he could finish his sentence, 2 bears jumped out and mauled him to death.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
26-11-2012, 13:30:20
And they lived happily aver after.

zmama
26-11-2012, 13:30:56
"Hmmmm" the narrator thought, "Is this a teddy bear picnic? "

mr_B
26-11-2012, 14:26:07
and that's how you tell a "waswas"

Funko
26-11-2012, 17:26:45
said the little dutchman.

Wait, said the continuity guy, you're supposed to be dead.

Ah, souls.

zmama
26-11-2012, 17:59:06
The story has turned to Dutch zombies! "Pooooeeeep...Poooeeeep"

MDA
26-11-2012, 18:43:28
The zombie spat, shuddered, and than groaned mournfully. The architect he had been eating had poep for brains!

MOBIUS
27-11-2012, 22:21:12
Meanwhile the bears realised they were in the woods and decided to have a shit...

mr_B
28-11-2012, 08:28:11
where the met the pope again

Funko
28-11-2012, 16:49:40
. "Can you pass the poep paper" said the poeping pope.

mr_B
28-11-2012, 17:39:24
ow my of course i allready read this one but can you give me a .......

zmama
28-11-2012, 17:50:48
Daily Mail ?

Koshko
29-11-2012, 02:08:48
Then the bears and the pope began walking around in circles.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-11-2012, 07:49:16
and started singing: "Let'd do the poep walk agaaaain!"

mr_B
29-11-2012, 10:59:36
wearing their polar bear pyjamas and banging the bass drum
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