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15-10-2012, 17:50:22
Tired of the old "dog ate my homework" excuse? Here are some grownup excuses:

"I got my toe stuck in the faucet. My dog is having a nervous breakdown. Both are just some of the excuses used by the nearly one in three adults who lied when calling in sick to work this year."

I bet we can do better!:bounce:

15-10-2012, 19:38:09
I'd rather stay in bed.

Oh, a lie.

15-10-2012, 20:07:52
Rain canceled the Battle of Hastings and I'm in mourning!

16-10-2012, 07:45:15
Squirmy ate my car keys.

16-10-2012, 11:01:07
feed, shake gently and point in a safe direction!

My segway wasn't charged.

16-10-2012, 12:53:38
feed, shake gently and point in a safe direction!

I think you wanted the wanking tips thread.

17-10-2012, 07:37:51
A few years ago my (horrible) boss called in sick to a team building day saying she'd fallen out of her loft.
Nobody believed her anyway, but the next day one of the papers ran a feature on the top 10 excuses used when phoning in sick - number 1 was "I fell out of the loft"

17-10-2012, 07:51:20

Cheshire Cat
17-10-2012, 10:24:39
"I got my toe stuck in the faucet."

quoted from a classic!