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zmama
10-07-2012, 17:01:15
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/police-confirm-five-people-were-injured-by-runaway-horse-at-hollowell-steam-rally-1-4034723

Spectator tip: When a horse is stung on the genitals, the crowd should disperse rapidly

Beta1
10-07-2012, 18:14:10
Ouch

Provost Harrison
10-07-2012, 20:12:51
"Became distressed". I'd be a little more than "distressed" if I'd been stung in the bollocks.

Poison Arrow Frog
10-07-2012, 20:32:36
http://www.northamptonchron.co.uk/news/local/police-confirm-five-people-were-injured-by-runaway-horse-at-hollowell-steam-rally-1-4034723

Spectator tip: When a horse is stung on the genitals, the crowd should disperse rapidly

Poor horsie. :nervous:

Koshko
11-07-2012, 00:24:49
I thought Sting retired.

MDA
11-07-2012, 01:40:38
I thought he glowed when there were Orcs about.

zmama
11-07-2012, 01:46:45
I thought so too!

Resource Consumer
11-07-2012, 12:03:54
"A total of five people were injured, including two married couples"

Why it relevant if they were married. I want to know if any of the injured were gay, black or left-handed!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-07-2012, 14:58:56
No,I want to know how many are

1. from Reading
2. accountants
3. bald
4. 1+2
5. 1+3
6. 2+3
7. 1+2+3

Funko
11-07-2012, 15:03:21
What was the marital status of the horse?

Venom
11-07-2012, 15:14:02
They were trying to make it sound less tragic by describing the marital status of the people involved. Married men pray for the sweet release of death, so it's really like saying 3 people were injured and we should feel sad about that, but 2 people actually weren't injured bad enough.

Unless there are gaylords involved. Then it could be like 4 people who want to die. Or just 1.

Cheshire Cat
11-07-2012, 16:11:16
"Became distressed". I'd be a little more than "distressed" if I'd been stung in the bollocks.Poor horsie. :nervous:

PH = Poor Horsie

PHD = Poor Horsie Distressed