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mr_B
15-05-2012, 12:41:01
https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/a5.sphotos.ak/hphotos-ak-ash3/560848_10150694318052225_45339157224_8999687_19612 51997_n.jpg

Lurker
15-05-2012, 12:49:25
I have inside information that is not a real chemist.

Poison Arrow Frog
15-05-2012, 12:51:24
The glasses make him look knowledgeable though.

mr_B
15-05-2012, 13:07:24
inside information you said, is that out of your butt?

Funko
15-05-2012, 13:22:07
That is a funny joke. :eek:

mr_B
15-05-2012, 13:47:00
really

Lurker
15-05-2012, 14:07:05
We don't say "butt", we say "arse."

MDA
15-05-2012, 15:26:44
Arsenic

Beta1
15-05-2012, 18:18:08
A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink.

The bartender replied, 'for you, no charge.'

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-05-2012, 19:44:25
doesn't work in german :(

zmama
15-05-2012, 19:54:58
Of course not! It's a joke

MDA
15-05-2012, 23:20:13
I was sure the bartender was a proton.

Cheshire Cat
16-05-2012, 06:44:47
it doesn't antimatter

Cheshire Cat
16-05-2012, 06:46:10
actually :lol: at 1 joke!

Cheshire Cat
16-05-2012, 06:49:18
Arsenic

Nonanal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonanal)

Funko
16-05-2012, 07:48:42
Of course not! It's a joke

:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
16-05-2012, 07:49:51
jaja

mr_B
16-05-2012, 11:46:51
:lol: @ Zmama

RedFred
28-05-2012, 01:05:37
The whole thread is AsN9

Funko
28-05-2012, 08:12:53
Is that Arsenine or something?

MDA
28-05-2012, 16:51:28
still better than a Perl necklace joke

Funko
28-05-2012, 16:58:25
Even after I owned up people still didn't get that one.

zmama
28-05-2012, 17:07:05
Best kind of jokes!

MOBIUS
29-05-2012, 10:57:37
Even after I owned up people still didn't get that one.

To be fair, you did post it on Poly...:gasmaske:

Beta1
29-05-2012, 18:21:53
Comedy Chemical:

http://www.ivy-rose.co.uk/Chemistry/Organic/molecules/aldehydes/n-Nonanal.gif

Only organic chemists will find this amusing...

Poison Arrow Frog
30-05-2012, 04:55:28
And not even most of them.

Cheshire Cat
30-05-2012, 09:18:27
Only organic chemists will find this amusing...

thanks!

see my post above!

:D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/30/Nonanal.png

Beta1
31-05-2012, 18:08:39
Great minds etc.

The fact that your structure makes it look like a sperm is just that much funnier.

Beta1
31-05-2012, 18:09:54
try this one then...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Arsole.png/121px-Arsole.png

Beta1
31-05-2012, 18:12:38
Getting sillier now

(Mg,Fe)7 Si8 O22 (OH)2

Funko
01-06-2012, 07:48:01
You make physicists look cool.

mr_B
01-06-2012, 11:52:36
yaay right
SHELDON!!

Cheshire Cat
01-06-2012, 12:03:28
try this one then...


Ah, a metallic derivative of cyclopentadiene!

;)

Cheshire Cat
01-06-2012, 12:08:04
KEEP YOUR http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a4/Amphibole_-_Cummingtonite_w-_chlorite_in_schist_Magnesium_iron_silicate_3800_f oot_level_Homestake_Mine_Lawrence_COunty_South_Dak ota_2071.jpg/240px-Amphibole_-_Cummingtonite_w-_chlorite_in_schist_Magnesium_iron_silicate_3800_f oot_level_Homestake_Mine_Lawrence_COunty_South_Dak ota_2071.jpg AWAY FROM MY http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/47/Arsole.png/121px-Arsole.png

Cheshire Cat
01-06-2012, 12:22:25
here you go

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_compounds_with_unusual_names
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/sillymols.htm

Molecule of the Week, April 18, 2011 (http://portal.acs.org/portal/acs/corg/content?_nfpb=true&_pageLabel=PP_ARTICLEMAIN&node_id=841&content_id=CNBP_027131&use_sec=true&sec_url_var=region1&__uuid=57696a8d-348b-4473-b838-a29eafc87d52)
http://m.io9.com/5837040/the-molecule-arsole-is-named-for-exactly-what-you-imagine-it-is
http://offthewallchemistry.blogspot.it/2012/01/what-does-arsole-look-like.html
http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/sillymolecules/arsole2.pdf

http://www2.chemistry.msu.edu/faculty/reusch/VirtTxtJml/nomen1.htm

gotta love the table in wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole#Nomenclature), where you learn how the name of the ring changes with its size, and whether it's saturated or not!

Funko
01-06-2012, 12:44:12
yaay right
SHELDON!!

You are right of course.

Physicists don't need anyone to make them look cool.

:cool:

mr_B
01-06-2012, 15:11:43
inderdeed

MDA
01-06-2012, 15:51:07
*absolute zeros joke*

Beta1
01-06-2012, 17:01:04
we have possibly created the geekiest thread in existence

zmama
01-06-2012, 17:07:38
Is there an app for that?

MDA
01-06-2012, 17:50:29
it's not an app, it's a broken seal

six more and we reach technological singularity

zmama
08-06-2012, 17:52:28
http://hundredsofhilariouspics.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/reaction.jpg

Cheshire Cat
11-06-2012, 06:40:23
L2O