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Funko
04-04-2012, 15:51:30
Which order do you get your kids to watch star wars in?

Discussion point below

http://static.nomachetejuggling.com/machete_order.html

Funko
04-04-2012, 15:56:04
I think it's correct.

MDA
04-04-2012, 16:35:41
I'd insist the only movies made were IV, V, and VI. Everything else was made by Darth Brand, who murdered George Lucas.

The machete order is pretty well reasoned. I just didn't care for the second trilogy.

zmama
04-04-2012, 16:48:03
Run Sophie RUN!

Venom
04-04-2012, 16:53:51
There is no discussion. 4, 5, 6. Then the clone wars cartoon. Then when they're old enough to make their own decisions, they can watch 1, 2, and 3.

MDA
04-04-2012, 16:59:10
On a related note, there were only three Indiana Jones movies. A fourth was never released.

There was a similar joke about both Indy and Star Wars on some TV show recently, I just can't remember what show. Psych, maybe, but I don't often watch that.

Lurker
04-04-2012, 17:13:54
Then when they're old enough to make their own decisions, they can watch 1, 2, and 3.

Good parenting dictates strong warnings nonetheless.

mr_B
04-04-2012, 17:38:41
Episode Order

mr_B
04-04-2012, 17:39:18
Venompje is wrong jj very very wrong.

MDA
04-04-2012, 18:52:46
He bought the wrong camera?

mr_B
04-04-2012, 19:03:38
nonono he's just wrongly wrong

Venom
04-04-2012, 20:29:37
Episode Order

no further proof is need. You say this, this is automatically wrong.

Fistandantilus
05-04-2012, 07:46:30
Skpping EpI is wrong. Darth Maul is badass and the pod racing is not that bad for a kid imo.

jarjar I can't stand tho.

Funko
05-04-2012, 08:08:44
Mesah don't like Jar Jar.

MDA
05-04-2012, 11:00:35
even a written imitation made the hair stand up on the back of my neck :vom:

Venom
05-04-2012, 12:18:52
Episode I is awful for 126 of it's 136 minutes. Everything is terrible save for about 10 minutes of the final battle. It's not only the worst Star Wars movie ever made, it's one of the worst movies ever made. If that had been the first star wars movie, stars wouldn't exist right now.

It belongs only on MST3k

MDA
05-04-2012, 13:08:37
Wrath of the Titans will get a better review, for not pretending to be good.

Lurker
05-04-2012, 13:37:50
I like it when Venom gets exercised about things.

MDA
05-04-2012, 14:02:05
bonus points for using "Venom" and "exercise" in the same sentence without a negative/no/not

mr_B
05-04-2012, 15:08:31
:lol:

points are mine then

JM^3
05-04-2012, 16:42:38
Episode I is awful for 126 of it's 136 minutes. Everything is terrible save for about 10 minutes of the final battle. It's not only the worst Star Wars movie ever made, it's one of the worst movies ever made. If that had been the first star wars movie, stars wouldn't exist right now.

It belongs only on MST3k

How about the Ewoks movies or the Christmas one?

JM

MDA
05-04-2012, 16:53:45
Never happened.

NEVER. HAPPENED.

Poison Arrow Frog
05-04-2012, 22:48:30
They must be watched in release order. Anything else is heretical.

Koshko
06-04-2012, 19:51:18
Just get the originals and not the remastered stuff with the changes.