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Mr. Bas
27-03-2012, 01:43:37
I just figured I would give you an advance warning.

I am currently applying for jobs, and there is distinct nonzero probability that I will end up in the UK, where apparently all of you live and do your accountancy thingy. Of course, even if this happens, I'll try to avoid people in real life like the plague, as a proper scientist would do, so don't be too afraid.

That is all. Thank you.

Funko
27-03-2012, 07:48:23
It's ok, I'm sure you won't get any of the jobs.

zmama
27-03-2012, 10:15:50
Tsss don't listen to Funko, of course you will get the job. Then haunt him! :D

Funko
27-03-2012, 10:28:38
Which institutions do I need to send incriminating photos... er... send my letters of recommendation to?

zmama
27-03-2012, 10:43:37
The job is Archbishop of Canterbury

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9164900/Twitter-users-invited-to-help-choose-the-new-Archbishop-of-Canterbury.html

mr_B
27-03-2012, 11:12:50
Bobby Bas

BAS OP!!

Mr. Bas
27-03-2012, 13:34:09
To be honest, I doubt I'll get any of the positions I'm applying to, but it's worth a shot. The other options, so far, look more promising.

Embarassing photos to hasten the rejection process can be sent to Cambridge, Bristol, Norwich, Oxford and Edinburgh. And the diocese of Canterbury.

zmama
27-03-2012, 14:34:49
You did apply for Sophie's nanny, Bassy Poppins?

Venom
27-03-2012, 14:45:09
TWATS!

MDA
27-03-2012, 14:45:40
To be honest, I doubt I'll get any of the positions I'm applying to, but it's worth a shot. The other options, so far, look more promising.

Embarassing photos to hasten the rejection process can be sent to Cambridge, Bristol, Norwich, Oxford and Edinburgh. And the diocese of Canterbury. And Garfunkel's

fixed

Funko
27-03-2012, 14:48:24
To be honest, I doubt I'll get any of the positions I'm applying to, but it's worth a shot. The other options, so far, look more promising.

Embarassing photos to hasten the rejection process can be sent to Cambridge, Bristol, Norwich, Oxford and Edinburgh. And the diocese of Canterbury.

If you're in Bristol Oxford or Edinburgh you might end up seeing us, so I'd go for the inbred areas of East Anglia.

Mr. Bas
27-03-2012, 17:31:09
Nothing wrong with some inbreeding. They do have sheep there, right?

Beta1
27-03-2012, 18:30:00
Norwich is safe - it will take you about three days to escape as far as Cambridge so the rest of the country should be OK.

The road network seems to be designed to stop you getting there at all.

Provost Harrison
09-04-2012, 11:37:25
A job in the UK? We don't have jobs any more over here...they are soooo last decade you know.

MOBIUS
09-04-2012, 19:19:44
Norwich is safe - it will take you about three days to escape as far as Cambridge so the rest of the country should be OK.

The road network seems to be designed to stop you getting there at all.

And once you're there, from ever leaving...

And if you like sheep, Bristol is just across the channel from Wales...:funko:

Mr. Bas
10-04-2012, 15:00:34
At least they claim they have jobs. They might just be sneaky bastards though.

And yes, sheep is a big plus. That's what you get for coming from a place that has a sheep named after it.

Cheshire Cat
10-04-2012, 15:40:01
http://bushong.net/dawn/gallery/digitalart/recent/forfun/images/sheep-float-flame.jpg

Provost Harrison
10-04-2012, 19:08:26
At least they claim they have jobs. They might just be sneaky bastards though.

And yes, sheep is a big plus. That's what you get for coming from a place that has a sheep named after it.

It's a lie. I have to go to Germany to get work ;)

MOBIUS
10-04-2012, 19:29:46
At least they claim they have jobs. They might just be sneaky bastards though.

And yes, sheep is a big plus. That's what you get for coming from a place that has a sheep named after it.

Texel?

Mr. Bas
10-04-2012, 20:44:23
Excellent, my Welsh friend. Common interests apparently.

Provost Harrison
10-04-2012, 20:53:30
Ah yes, I remember now when you gave me that bottle of herbal booze from your area :)

MOBIUS
11-04-2012, 12:09:40
Thus answering the mystery of how you ended up propping up a doorway - the rest, as they say, is history...

Provost Harrison
11-04-2012, 16:13:38
You know I think that was at the same time, oddly enough. One of the universes great condundra is now resolved. Hurrah!