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19-01-2012, 17:00:14
Not really doing their bit to counter national stereotypes are they?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-01-2012, 17:09:20
"I tripped and fell into the lifeboat".


19-01-2012, 17:10:11
Reminded me of "I was hoovering in the dark naked and tripped..."

19-01-2012, 17:15:02
He's a schjmart one.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
19-01-2012, 19:59:21
Close to: "Really, your honour, I was just cutting my bread, when the poor deceased ran into my knife. sixteen times!"

19-01-2012, 20:30:12
"I'd like to rent a boat please."
"OK - small, medium or large."
"Oh ... large, like a cruise liner."
"Pick up or delivery?"
"Pick up please."
"I'll put one on the side for you."

Nills Lagerbaak
20-01-2012, 11:20:49
When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"