View Full Version : Stupid uncle

28-11-2011, 18:15:00
My niece is 20 months old, and I was warned about the things they do when my sister arrived. She's also getting her eyeteeth in, and they hurt some.

So, at lunch, she jams the fork tines in her mouth hard, presumably to get at the sore parts of her mouth, and her stupid childless uncle (who was still warned) says "Ow, that made my sphincter clench."



At least it's the correct word.

28-11-2011, 18:36:58
Shes a smrt one :D

28-11-2011, 18:46:55
Needs a link to the thread where Laz was doing DIY and hit his thumb with the hammer, and had a limited time to try and make a 4 year old forget all the exciting new words she'd just learnt. (something like that anyway)

And I found out the other day that Nills had been deliberately teaching his nephew to shout out something in public but I can't remember what the word was. It was brilliantly brilliant in it's evilness though.

28-11-2011, 23:03:20
We taught a friend of mine's daughter to respond to "What do we say when daddy loses the game?" with "It was a fluke!"

29-11-2011, 05:42:51
I like to think I've taught thousands of children everywhere how to swear, but someone has to.

29-11-2011, 08:42:13
I've remembered what Nills taught his nephew to shout.


29-11-2011, 11:05:36
Just before I went to primary school my mum taught me how to write my name.
First day at school the teacher asked who was able to write his name so I was super enthousiastic and proud. So the teacher invited me to come up front to write my name on the chalk board.
I started as proud as a dog with 7 dicks and when I was finished the teacher was looking a bit strange my proud writing.
What I wrote on the chalk board was ……………POOP.
best joke evah!!

29-11-2011, 11:13:56
Set the stage for many a poop joke

29-11-2011, 11:24:38

29-11-2011, 11:50:13
Mr_GASH pooped.

29-11-2011, 13:37:49
You need to take remedial biology