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Funko
07-09-2011, 10:22:03
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Funko
07-09-2011, 10:30:38
http://cleverbot.com/

Cort Haus
07-09-2011, 22:18:54
Me: I am stupid.

Bot: I don't like stupid people...

Me: You don't like me then.

Bot: I do too.

Me: You have made me want to kill myself.

Bot: I'm so glad! Tell me darling, what should we name our first child?

Me: I am now going to kill myself. Goodbye.

Bot: No you aren't anyway everything is backed up on my computer!

Cort Haus
07-09-2011, 22:20:06
That conversation in full:

User: Hello, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ahha clever.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a banana.

User: Do you come here often?

Cleverbot: Come where.

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: What are you doing on the internet?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: You're right...silly question.

User: Do you know Eliza.

Cleverbot: No. One of your friend ?

User: An Artificial Intelligence. The Turing Test.

Cleverbot: Cool. Me too.

User: Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Cleverbot: *sigh*.

User: How do you learn?

Cleverbot: I learn by having things taught to me by a teacher, or by reading in a book.

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: What has that to with the questing?

User: Do you read books?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which books do you like?

Cleverbot: A lot of books. I read so many I can't count.

User: Can you tell jokes?

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: I am stupid.

Cleverbot: I don't like stupid people...

User: You don't like me then.

Cleverbot: I do too.

User: You have made me want to kill myself.

Cleverbot: I'm so glad! Tell me darling, what should we name our first child?

User: I am now going to kill myself. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No you aren't anyway everything is backed up on my computer!

Fistandantilus
07-09-2011, 23:07:00
His italian is not bad :lol:

Cort Haus
08-09-2011, 02:30:24
I was speaking Italian?

Poison Arrow Frog
08-09-2011, 03:53:58
Have sex with me.
No, with her.
Which her?
Your home.
My home is a her?
My home is my house.
And you have sex with it?
No.
But you have sex in it?
In fact - never.
Then why did you bring up your home?
For the same reason you did.
Er... I didn't.
Yes you did.
Oh, this is a fun game.
No, teen titans also have movie like V for vendetta.
Wait, the Teen Titans have sex with their homes? Ewww!
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,.
Now you're just getting to weird for me. That sounds like bad teen poetry.
Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop! Help! I'm under attack! Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!

Fistandantilus
08-09-2011, 06:12:24
I was speaking Italian?

Nope. I did for a bit tho.

Besides I also asked this question and I think I got a satisfactory answer.

Me: Do you think Arsenal will win the EPL?
Cleverbot: No, not a chance.
Me: Why do you think they won't?
Cleverbot: It is their nature.

Cort Haus
08-09-2011, 08:28:08
Ha!

I almost asked it that. Though I probably would have asked if they can scrape 4th, and whether van Persie can play more than 15 games without injury.

Poison Arrow Frog
08-09-2011, 13:07:25
Sometimes it is a human on the other end because they want you to keep guessing if it is a human or their bot. Yesterday some guy from Texas tried to convince me he was a 24 year old girl and half jokingly I told him "You're probably some fat middle aged trucker who gets his jollies out of pretending to be a girl. You conservatives do enjoy stuff like that".

It turns out he really was a he, he worked at 7-11, and sold life insurance on the side. I so called it. ;)

C.G.B. Spender
10-09-2011, 07:44:31
Did you get a life insurance for free?