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mr_B
06-09-2011, 10:53:21
number 1
We moved summer clothes into dressers/winter clothes into closets this weekend. Sounds like a simple job. Its not strenuous work, and there's not much chance for argument, since we each moved our own clothes, and I learned not to get into turf wars over the quantity or location of "my" dresser drawers years ago. Like any smart mate, I choose my battles carefully, over important things.

I can handle this without screwing up, right?

Well yes, and no. We finished the job in less than an hour, without incident. A couple of hours passed before I put my foot in it.

I noticed a pile of my wife's summer clothes sitting out on top of the cedar chest, and asked her if she knew she'd left them out.

"Those are the ones that don't fit," she replies.

I'm instantly on my guard, but I quickly try to put together some supportive statement without sounding horrified by the fact that her clothes no longer fit. I've been married for five years. I know what I'm doing.

I can handle this without screwing up, right?

You know I can't.

My reply? "Don't worry about it. Keep doing you pulatis, and we can take the dog on long walks after dinner. The weather is getting nicer and sunset is later. It'll be no problem."

Sounded good, right? Silence. What the hell?

I gathered my strength and made eye contact.

"I meant they don't fit in the dresser."



We work in the same wing of the same building. I can tell I've been forgiven because no fewer than three people have stopped by my office to laugh at me.

MOBIUS
06-09-2011, 13:32:11
I'm quite partial to a bit of Mozart myself...

Provost Harrison
06-09-2011, 14:40:24
My personal favourite

Funko
06-09-2011, 14:54:09
Can someone find the one with Oerdin's exploding cider?

Lurker
06-09-2011, 15:36:22
Someone's gonna have to explain the pic, b/c I don't get it.

mr_B
06-09-2011, 15:52:57
Lurker knows !!!

Lurker
06-09-2011, 15:54:59
No he doesn't!

mr_B
06-09-2011, 15:58:31
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!

The first one just went pop. I knew the pressure was building up since it was bubbling all the time but I thought the fermintation lock would be enough to keep it from blowing it's top. Boy was I wrong.

I was in my room talking on the phone when I heard a big "POP" sound and I ran to go look. I found the fermintation lock had totally blown off the carboy and there was pureed apple and raw meat every where! I'm not joking; there was shit all over the ceiling, the walls, the furniture, and the carpet. When I got there the stuff was still bubbling out and piling up on the floor next to it.

Shit this is a mess. posted by Oerdin

voila

Provost Harrison
06-09-2011, 16:02:23
Someone's gonna have to explain the pic, b/c I don't get it.

Say what you see!

Lurker
06-09-2011, 16:30:14
Now I'm glad to say I didn't get it.

zmama
06-09-2011, 20:44:34
Dumb as a

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
07-09-2011, 06:37:55
...mute person?

Funko
07-09-2011, 07:25:13
Lurker wouldn't know that was a post if you were smacking him round the head with the aforementioned .....

Funko
07-09-2011, 07:25:36
posted by Oerdin

voila

:lol:

MDA
21-09-2011, 14:43:33
I can't find Mr_G's adventures with a married woman. He's hidden it! :lol:

mr_B
21-09-2011, 14:46:11
I wish

Funko
21-09-2011, 14:55:13
He hid it inside the married woman.

mr_B
21-09-2011, 15:28:56
just found the post buy i ain't gonna post it here

Cort Haus
21-09-2011, 15:42:25
If I had a pound for every time I saw the word 'buy' where the typist had intended to use 'but' then I'd have enough money to but one of those apple products that they are probably using to dribble their poorly-edited messages onto the internet.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-09-2011, 15:52:20
That's an extraordinarily ordinary way of spelling for mrb.

MDA
21-09-2011, 16:26:24
Does your dick still stink? (http://www.counterglow.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=28616&highlight=married&page=3)

Found it!

Fistandantilus
21-09-2011, 16:42:07
The pissing in the sink aftermath documented by that video with KG's gay giggling is another one to remember.

Funko
22-09-2011, 07:44:26
:lol:

mr_B
22-09-2011, 07:49:40
:lol:

mr_B
22-09-2011, 07:50:20
http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?t=33097&highlight=date

Funko
22-09-2011, 08:00:21
I had forgotten that phonecall bit. Ouch. :cry:

mr_B
22-09-2011, 08:12:43
that was great, she still hates me

MDA
22-09-2011, 10:45:19
so you called her recently?

Funko
22-09-2011, 10:46:52
Every valentines day?

MDA
22-09-2011, 10:49:57
:lol:

mr_B
22-09-2011, 11:08:52
:lol:

Greg W
22-09-2011, 12:33:45
How about the thread where he wiped his dick on the curtain? So many classic mr_G threads...