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MDA
18-08-2011, 15:56:15
IBM has developed a microprocessor which it claims comes closer than ever to replicating the human brain. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-14574747):nerd:

I can't wait to download myself on to one of these in a robot body.

zmama
18-08-2011, 18:34:18
MEEP !

MDA
18-08-2011, 18:55:00
beedy, beedy, beedy

Hi, Buck!

Cheshire Cat
19-08-2011, 07:05:35
A machine cannot solder and de-solder its electrical tracks.

Why not?

amateurs

Provost Harrison
25-08-2011, 19:11:10
I can't perform brain surgery on myself. The point being? :p

Lurker
25-08-2011, 19:27:20
I can't perform brain surgery on myself.

Missing the object organ?

MDA
19-12-2012, 18:30:32
Bastards!

UK's Skynet military satellite set for launch (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20781625)

Funko
20-12-2012, 08:43:59
I can't perform brain surgery on myself. The point being? :p

Have you tried?

MDA
20-12-2012, 11:51:14
Own goal!

zmama
20-12-2012, 14:03:35
My own self treatment for brain surgery didn't go too well, had to call in the arseholes!

C.G.B. Spender
30-12-2012, 10:28:39
I wonder how it feels if you brain is controlled by IBM. Oh, wait ...

zmama
30-12-2012, 13:07:44
That good, eh?

C.G.B. Spender
30-12-2012, 14:51:16
YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ... YES ... GOOD ...

zmama
30-12-2012, 16:04:30
*pat pat* Time for your medicine!

jsorense
30-12-2012, 17:03:29
*pat pat* Time for your medicine!
Thanks, Zmama, it is time for my medicines. :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce: