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Funko
10-06-2011, 08:49:36
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13713798

Important information, we should all know how prepared our cities are.

Noisy
10-06-2011, 08:53:19
Damn - you beat me to it.

My parents live only a few miles from Leicester.

Well, when I say live ... they're planning the invasion already!

Funko
10-06-2011, 08:54:49
:lol:

zmama
10-06-2011, 08:58:20
"Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen"

Time to build some houses!

Tizzy
10-06-2011, 09:04:51
Houses? Can you build a zombie proof house?

Funko
10-06-2011, 09:25:19
I don't think that would be possible. Certainly never seen such a thing.

zmama
10-06-2011, 09:31:30
Lets get our little architect to design some!

Funko
10-06-2011, 09:34:58
It worries me that our house is lacking large stashes of water tinned food and guns, we don't even have a sporting crossbow or anything. Easy pickings for Zombies or post apocalyptic scavengers.

We have plenty of wine though.

zmama
10-06-2011, 09:38:40
Tinned food I have... I have a compulsion to always have 12 cans of tuna :)

zmama
10-06-2011, 09:40:26
I don't think that would be possible. Certainly never seen such a thing.

Maybe something like this? http://i.imgur.com/ZIXe5.jpg

Tizzy
10-06-2011, 09:42:24
It worries me that our house is lacking large stashes of water tinned food and guns, we don't even have a sporting crossbow or anything. Easy pickings for Zombies or post apocalyptic scavengers.

We have plenty of wine though.

I bet Sophie's crying would scare away zombies

zmama
10-06-2011, 10:35:04
Nope, it creates zombies!

Tizzy
10-06-2011, 10:45:14
True :D

Funko
10-06-2011, 10:59:56
Tinned food I have... I have a compulsion to always have 12 cans of tuna :)

Good plan, Tizzy hates tuna so I'd survive longer.

zmama
11-06-2011, 11:10:40
any new zombies in Reading?

Oerdin
12-06-2011, 19:30:15
Maybe something like this? http://i.imgur.com/ZIXe5.jpg

It has all the charm of Hitler's secret bunker without any historical cache. Flush it down the toilet, please.

Funko
13-06-2011, 07:18:58
You'll change your tune when the zombies come.

mr_B
13-06-2011, 09:35:11
It has all the charm of Hitler's secret bunker without any historical cache. Flush it down the toilet, please.

and this one is not that secret

zmama
13-06-2011, 09:43:42
and its kewl

Funko
13-06-2011, 09:56:29
and this one is not that secret

How come we never heard of it then?

mr_B
13-06-2011, 10:04:37
:lol::lol:

zmama
19-06-2011, 08:11:04
They are HERE!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427

"Just a week after Leicester's civic leaders admitted they were unprepared for a zombie invasion, a horde of the "undead" has shuffled through the city."

MDA
20-06-2011, 11:11:54
and some of them went to the pub after

zmama
20-06-2011, 11:23:45
perhaps even before!

Funko
20-06-2011, 11:25:16
They are HERE!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-13823427

"Just a week after Leicester's civic leaders admitted they were unprepared for a zombie invasion, a horde of the "undead" has shuffled through the city."

:lol:

MDA
20-06-2011, 11:29:18
Do you people even NEED makeup to look like the living dead?

Funko
20-06-2011, 11:42:09
Not us new parents.

zmama
23-06-2011, 23:07:55
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Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
24-06-2011, 02:18:28
I want one of them signs for outside my office.

zmama
24-06-2011, 17:58:32
and will need this after being bitten!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/140222012X/ref=as_li_ss_til?tag=probefhos-20&camp=213381&creative=390973&linkCode=as4&creativeASIN=140222012X&adid=0JEK1MJ23N0ZQEBJQ6Y0&

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