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Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
19-05-2011, 03:34:32
Hope you all have a nice two days. After that, I'll probably be in Heaven, what with it being the Rapture and all on the 21st. :cute:

Greg W
19-05-2011, 04:59:25
I was wondering what the heck you were talking about there. Google to the rescue...As early as 1970, Camping dated the Great Flood to 4990 BC.[14] Taking the prediction in Genesis 7:4 ("Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth") to be a prediction of the end of the world, and combining it with 2 Peter 3:8 ("With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day"), Camping concludes that the end of the world will occur in 2011, 7000 years from 4990 BC.[5] Camping takes the 17th day of the second month mentioned in Genesis 7:11 to be the 21st May, and hence predicts the rapture to occur on this date.[5]

Another argument[15] that Camping uses in favor of the May 21st date is as follows:

According to Camping, the number five equals "atonement", the number ten equals "completeness", and the number seventeen equals "heaven".
Christ is said to have hung on the cross on April 1, 33 AD. The time between April 1, 33 AD and April 1, 2011 is 1,978 years.
If 1,978 is multiplied by 365.2422 days (the number of days in a solar year, not to be confused with the lunar year), the result is 722,449.
The time between April 1 and May 21 is 51 days.
51 added to 722,449 is 722,500.
(5 10 17)2 or (atonement completeness heaven)2 also equals 722,500.

Thus, Camping concludes that 5 10 17 is telling us a "story from the time Christ made payment for our sins until we're completely saved."[13]

Camping has not been precise about the exact timing of the event, saying that "maybe" we can know the hour.[16] He has suggested that "days" in the Bible refer to daylight hours particularly.[16] Another account says the "great earthquake" which signals the start of the Rapture will "start in the Pacific Rim at around the 6 p.m. local time hour, in each time zone."[17]

In Camping's 1992 self-published book 1994? he predicted that the End Times would come in September 1994 (variously reported as September 4[12] or September 6[18]). When the Rapture failed to occur on the appointed day, Camping said he had made a mathematical error.[19]:lol:

19-05-2011, 07:27:24
Don't worry if you miss this end-of-the-world - there'll be another one along shortly (http://www.rowdydow.co.uk/eotw/).

On the other hand, SouthWestTrains (http://www.southwesttrains.co.uk/our-timetable-book.aspx) aren't planning beyond the 21st, and I'm sure they know more than I do.

Cheshire Cat
19-05-2011, 10:06:53

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in any case, if you're not amongst the elected and saved, the world will not end saturday anyway but you'll be doomed to endure 5 more months of armageddon on earth


Cheshire Cat
19-05-2011, 10:09:22
BTW, wasn't SP a Raelian?
he'll have to wait till 2025 then

19-05-2011, 10:46:01
Don't worry if you miss this end-of-the-world - there'll be another one along shortly (http://www.rowdydow.co.uk/eotw/).

On the other hand, SouthWestTrains (http://www.southwesttrains.co.uk/our-timetable-book.aspx) aren't planning beyond the 21st, and I'm sure they know more than I do.

South West Trains plan?

Greg W
19-05-2011, 10:53:52

http://judgementday2011.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Survived-Judgement-Day-2011-T-Shirt.jpgWTF? That was August 29th, 1997!

19-05-2011, 11:15:49
South West Trains plan?

They pretend :D

19-05-2011, 11:54:32
Who's got the Apocalypse login? Stop slacking!

19-05-2011, 12:03:25
You're doomed?

19-05-2011, 12:07:02
Maybe he/she/it's busy preparing.

19-05-2011, 21:53:42
"It's the end of the world as we know it." Doesn't that happen every second?

19-05-2011, 23:14:15
Don't bump your head as you ascend! (http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/imagesrapture-hatch.jpg)

19-05-2011, 23:17:37
South West Trains plan?

I won't hear a single word said against them.




It has to be at least four pages of A4; single-spaced; 10-point TNR.