View Full Version : OMG! Zombie proof house!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
18-05-2011, 05:28:06
http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/stonehaven/dunnottarcastle/images/castle-450.jpg (http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/stonehaven/dunnottarcastle/)

Greg W
18-05-2011, 06:27:51
Not entirely sure how that qualifies... :confused:

18-05-2011, 06:59:56

18-05-2011, 07:48:55
Not entirely sure how that qualifies... :confused:

It's on an island surrounded by massive cliffs.

Greg W
18-05-2011, 07:50:23
Having a quick look at some other photos, it isn't an island, it's just an optical illusion caused by that photo.


18-05-2011, 08:04:44
I assumed you'd visited it.

Greg W
18-05-2011, 08:11:27
Nah, probably the only castle in the country I didn't visit. :cute:

Cheshire Cat
18-05-2011, 08:14:02
isnt that where zombies come FROM???????


18-05-2011, 08:23:02
Zombie attacks that start in remote locations are much less dangerous than those that start in massively populated ones.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-05-2011, 08:52:51

You just have to add a drawbridge - unless Zombies can swim?

18-05-2011, 08:58:10
"No, Zombies cannot swim in the sense that we can. They can however wade through water, even if it is over their heads. Their limited motor/sensory capacity constrains their movements to redundant acts of motion. Do not however underestimate them, even in situations where you are using water as part of a defensive strategy. What they lack in dexterity, they make up for with sheer mindless determination.

Remember: The only good Zombie is a dead Zombie!!"


18-05-2011, 11:01:28

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-05-2011, 11:06:51

18-05-2011, 11:19:45
We don't want zombies on our lawn.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-05-2011, 11:29:51
I don't want architects on my lawn.

18-05-2011, 11:30:57
Which is more dangerous, zombies or architects?

18-05-2011, 11:31:25

"we are the undeaaaad"

18-05-2011, 11:32:08
Zombie architects, of course!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-05-2011, 11:34:25
In polar bear pyjamas with their dick hanging out.

18-05-2011, 14:39:05
and an icepick for opening Eskimo skulls

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-05-2011, 17:09:55

23-05-2011, 14:40:03
The govermint is very concerned!


26-05-2011, 23:01:17
I'd settle for this:


27-05-2011, 08:23:01
http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/stonehaven/dunnottarcastle/images/castle-450.jpg (http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/stonehaven/dunnottarcastle/)

what about paratroop zombies, nah nah!!
you never ever thought of that hah

27-05-2011, 08:25:56
Is why you are the professional, mr _B!!!!

27-05-2011, 09:00:03
I think Dyl's option is the best one yet
but i would be nice to put some trained sharks in the lake, you know the zombie eating kinda sharks.

and you need a AA gun for the paratroup zombies o/c

27-05-2011, 20:54:28
I always thought the best Zombie proofed building was a mall

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-05-2011, 07:04:25
A mall full of shopping zombies?

28-05-2011, 07:23:44

"Dawn of the Dead

Monroeville Mall is most famous as the filming location for the movie Dawn of the Dead, the 1978 cult horror classic, directed by George A. Romero. In 1977, George A. Romero began filming Dawn of the Dead on location at the Monroeville Mall. All filming inside the mall took place at night after the mall had closed, with filming often continuing until dawn. Filming in the mall began in October 1977, but had to be suspended when the mall's Christmas decorations were hung shortly after Thanksgiving. Filming resumed in January after the decorations were removed. It was during that break that much of the mall's exterior shots were filmed, as well as filming at other locations. The mall was used as a fortress to protect four human survivors from a world taken over by the walking dead. Romero used the location to its fullest, beautifully displaying the mall and its vastness, almost giving the mall a cavernous feel. The movie went on to become a huge hit worldwide, leaving legions of dedicated fans in its wake. Fans travel far and wide, sometimes from other countries, just to have a chance to visit the location.[2] Several pictures taken during the filming are on display in a room on the upper level near Macy's. In addition, Time and Space Toys on the mall's lower level features an in-store museum called Monroeville Zombies that is based on Dawn of the Dead and contains artifacts, memorabilia, scale models of the mall as depicted in the movie and life-size replicas of various zombies. This exhibit is now closed."

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-05-2011, 10:18:11

28-05-2011, 18:19:20
They did a remake in the 80's, and some of it was filmed in Washington, PA (I think some was done their on the first movie as well). They saw my grandfather's Willys Jeep and asked to have it for a few days. He got 25 bucks and a T-shirt in return, and he gave the shirt to me. I still have it.

Never saw the remake, but I heard they virtually burn his truck in it with bad special effects.

Grandpap died about a month ago, in his early nineties. He did not turn out to be a zombie.

Edit: I'm thinking of Night of the Living Dead. Oops.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-05-2011, 18:24:17
waz waz

28-05-2011, 18:35:43
It was an awesome truck!

28-05-2011, 18:54:04
wat wat