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zmama
01-05-2011, 08:15:32
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house

http://i.imgur.com/pe7Q1.jpg

“The Safe House,” designed by KWK Promes, starts to get eerily close to something I could work with, if say 200 bludgeoned members of the undead army came over to eat their way into borrowing some sugar.

MDA
02-05-2011, 11:26:52
yes, but the drop bears will certainly sneak in and allow the ninjas access

Funko
03-05-2011, 07:49:13
It's just good that someone is thinking about these things.

MOBIUS
03-05-2011, 09:00:08
If I had the money, I would totally build that! :bounce:

Funko
03-05-2011, 09:02:25
As we all know, it's humans that are the weak link in any Zombie defence.

Someone would open the shutters to let Granny in...

mr_B
03-05-2011, 09:05:43
Granny Smith?

mr_B
03-05-2011, 09:06:03
who needs apples anyways

Funko
03-05-2011, 09:06:49
Cider makers.

MOBIUS
03-05-2011, 09:08:15
That's why we would need a series of concentric rings of defence leading up to this last redoubt.

Like castles.

Which is why Wales would ultimately survive the zombie apocalypse - lots of castles everywhere.

Funko
03-05-2011, 09:58:43
Yeah, and they are in excellent repair.

MOBIUS
03-05-2011, 11:18:29
A great many of them are, actually.

One of the Ignite presentations a couple of years ago discussed the merits of using Cardiff Castle as a refuge from zombie attack in the city. :D

Funko
03-05-2011, 11:20:42
Cardiff is infested by mindless shuffling Zombies every friday and saturday night.

MOBIUS
03-05-2011, 11:24:08
:lol:

Hence the fact that defensive measures have already been thought out!

MDA
03-05-2011, 11:30:42
Can't we just barricade ourselves inside a pub, drink beer, and eat crisps until help arrives?

Fistandantilus
03-05-2011, 12:05:22
That would be the Shaun of the Dead plan. It didn't work that well.

maroule
03-05-2011, 12:06:18
Cardiff is infested by mindless shuffling Zombies every friday and saturday night.

which was the underlining point of Shawn of the dead, if I recall

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
04-05-2011, 02:16:41
All these zombie-proof house threads, and no-one mentions it's National Zombie Awareness Month? I bet you're not even wearing your gray ribbons (I am! I get... odd looks from people at work... I think they're zombies, maybe...)

zmama
26-05-2011, 16:51:46
More Ninjas!

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/2011/05/10-reali-life-ninja-fails.html?link=DCF

"The ninja was later identified as a 16-year-old home-schooled student. They didn’t say whether or not it was a ninja home-school."

MDA
26-05-2011, 17:02:00
Do Pittsburgh ninjas wear black and gold to blend in?

Japher
26-05-2011, 17:16:28
Houses need more roll up doors

zmama
26-05-2011, 17:19:52
Do Pittsburgh ninjas wear black and gold to blend in?


of course