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MDA
21-04-2011, 13:19:37
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-13159145

Gateshead woman denies biting off testicles

A mother of four accused of biting off her boyfriend's testicles has denied grievous bodily harm.

Maria Topp, 43, allegedly attacked Martin Douglas at his Newcastle flat at 0400 GMT on 18 February.

He required emergency hospital treatment for his injuries.

Ms Topp, from Aycliffe Place, Wrekenton, Gateshead, appeared at Newcastle Crown Court for a brief hearing on Thursday to deny the charge. She was granted bail.

Her two or three-day trial will be fixed later.

mr_B
21-04-2011, 13:27:09
ouch

Funko
21-04-2011, 13:35:37
mr_B... doesn't say whether she's married or not!

mr_B
21-04-2011, 14:47:15
balls!!

Lurker
21-04-2011, 14:55:45
Do you think he made an inopportune remark at the wrong time, or perhaps she was pissed that despite her best efforts, he couldn't get it up?

mr_B
21-04-2011, 15:00:29
Tell us Lurker

MDA
21-04-2011, 15:24:21
he was just really bad at donkey punch, completely misunderstood it

mr_B
21-04-2011, 15:47:26
:lol:

Lurker
21-04-2011, 18:15:32
I'll confess I had to google that one.

MDA
21-04-2011, 18:25:34
I like to think someone here mentioned it once before (BGH or Keggerlord?)

Oerdin
22-04-2011, 15:47:01
I'll confess I had to google that one.

I confess, I didn't. :D