View Full Version : Right Whales attack Japan with seismic slam weapon.

14-03-2011, 12:56:16
Glen Beck just ran a story about how it's not a right whale conspiracy that caused the earthquake in Japan. It's the left whales, and we won't be safe until there are no whales left.:gasmaske_eek:

14-03-2011, 13:31:49
Kick um in the Baleens!

14-03-2011, 14:30:58
It's not the whales. As The Simpsons taught us, it's the dolphins. And I, for one, will welcome our new overlords when the time comes.

14-03-2011, 15:22:22
If they protect us from the brain slugs, I'm all for it.

14-03-2011, 16:40:47
I've always said you have to watch out for the Welsh right. :nervous:

14-03-2011, 18:39:49
Those welsh snails are killers!

16-03-2011, 23:19:41
Clearly the Japanese were right to hunt whales.

18-03-2011, 16:49:42
People have been getting fired for putting bad jokes like this on their Facebook, email, etc. I guess I'm a bastard for compartmentalizing, again.

18-03-2011, 16:55:26
People have been getting fired for putting bad jokes like this on their Facebook

What. The. Fuck!?!

18-03-2011, 17:01:59
comic Gilbert Gottfried lost his job as the voice of the Aflac duck after he tweeted, "Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them" and "I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now."

Gottfried apologized for his joke today. "I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan," he told The Hollywood Reporter, and his followers via posts on Twitter. "I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families."

from ABC

sorry, not normal people, famous people that use social media and also represent companies

18-03-2011, 17:18:38
Ah yeah, that makes sense.

18-03-2011, 18:34:06
maybe he can still get a job hosting late night B movies on cable television or something