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MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 10:54:55
Tried to sneak my son into Paul yesterday and ended up having to see this instead...:ninja::bash:

Could have been worse, I suppose.

And they wrecked the ending!

5/10

Funko
23-02-2011, 11:02:42
You've got a Son?!!?!?!?!1

Greg W
23-02-2011, 11:14:46
Maybe he meant sheep? :funko:

MDA
23-02-2011, 11:58:46
He named her Mai Song, ewe.

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 12:41:26
You've got a Son?!!?!?!?!1

Not with Ms MOBIUS, o/c. I thought everyone knew that, I have been known to mention him from time to time.

Funko
23-02-2011, 12:45:16
No, I didn't know that.

Or if I ever did I had forgotten.

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 12:47:26
12 this year, almost a bloody teenager!

Funko
23-02-2011, 12:48:20
What certificate is Paul then?

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 12:49:57
15 :lol: (Not sure why!?)

He's big for his age.

Funko
23-02-2011, 13:00:49
Must get that from his mum?

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 13:16:59
I blame the DM shoes I bought when I was 15... :(

JM^3
24-02-2011, 00:00:10
Dungeon Master?

JM

MOBIUS
24-02-2011, 10:32:24
I was waiting for that... :D

Doctor Martens. Kept buying these shoes that would quickly get too small for me, so this time I went an extra size higher - then my feet promptly stopped growing. The rest of me pretty much stopped too. :rolleyes:

Hence I blame my Cursed +1 DMs of Shortness.

Funko
24-02-2011, 11:14:50
So, basically, what you are saying is you have a small cock?

Greg W
24-02-2011, 11:26:09
I didn't know he kept roosters! Don't they eat the snails? :confused:

MDA
24-02-2011, 13:33:00
Dungeon Master?

JM

Danger Mouse?

MOBIUS
25-02-2011, 01:22:09
So, basically, what you are saying is you have a small cock?

Hmmm, that came out wrong, didn't it?

I didn't say how big they were when they stopped growing... :D

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Table (http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html) :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-02-2011, 18:48:54
Not with Ms MOBIUS, o/c. I thought everyone knew that, I have been known to mention him from time to time.


About once every five years, and everyone is astonished every time.