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Funko
22-02-2011, 13:39:25
http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/feb/22/cricketworldcup2011-cricket

Funko
22-02-2011, 15:58:33
Yep, we're losing.

Funko
22-02-2011, 16:28:01
46th over: England 260-4 (need 33 from 24 balls; Collingwood 19, Bopara 5)

mr_B
22-02-2011, 16:30:16
we play cricket?

i thought only the gaylord countries were into cricket

Funko
22-02-2011, 16:31:15
jj exacterley.

Funko
22-02-2011, 16:34:22
need 23 from 21 now. Looking doable

Funko
22-02-2011, 16:44:50
48.4 oversEng 296-4
Ravi Bopara alleviates the building pressure with a humpty of a six over long-off from Bernard Loots' first delivery, surely game over from here. Loots holds his head in his hands, serving up a slow length ball was a risk - and he paid for it as Bopara anticipated it brilliantly. And the Essex all-rounder ties the scores, dispatching a juicy full-toss over midwicket for four - winning the match with a similar shot which crosses the boundary in a similar place. ENGLAND BEAT THE NETHERLANDS BY SIX WICKETS.

HAHA LOSERS!

MDA
22-02-2011, 16:45:02
it's like Cooties (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cootie_%28game%29), right?

mr_B
22-02-2011, 17:35:08
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
22-02-2011, 18:05:13
Worst thread ever.

zmama
22-02-2011, 18:23:18
Funko is just putting out the Shakey call ....kinda like the bat signal

jsorense
22-02-2011, 21:40:46
:sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep::sleep:

paiktis
23-02-2011, 12:33:51
Is it a green cricket?

Funko
23-02-2011, 12:37:09
nn Orange o/c

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 12:45:52
Funko is just putting out the Shakey call ....kinda like the bat signal

A cricket bat signal.

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Funko
23-02-2011, 12:59:01
:lol:

The Shaker
23-02-2011, 13:35:28
:bash:

zmama
23-02-2011, 14:26:21
It worked!

MDA
23-02-2011, 14:48:58
genius!

MOBIUS
23-02-2011, 16:45:24
Now we just need a brickbat.

MDA
23-02-2011, 17:03:47
I was disappointed to learn that a sticky wicket wasn't a result of blood spray.

Funko
23-02-2011, 17:06:18
I suspect Urban Dictionary has the other meanings.

Provost Harrison
26-02-2011, 10:00:25
A cricket bat signal.

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Goddamn you, and damn your eyes. I was just reading through this thread (although lord knows why, or should that be Lords knows why) and thought of that joke and then you, you bastard, stole my joke through some form of time-travelling thought theft :mad:

mr_B
26-02-2011, 12:41:31
I suspect Urban Dictionary has the other meanings.
indeed: English slang. Crude for referring to an unfortunate situation. Literally refers to having sex with a woman who has already had sex (ejaculated) with someone else.

Greg W
26-02-2011, 12:55:40
You coulda just said sloppy seconds.

Greg W
03-03-2011, 06:20:28
England (and Wales) could actually lose to the Dutch at Cricket.Nope, just Ireland. :bounce:

Funko
03-03-2011, 08:25:35
:beer:

Amazing.

Greg W
03-03-2011, 09:08:03
And a century off 50 balls (the last 50 off 20 balls)! Staggering! :beer:

Funko
03-03-2011, 09:08:42
To think you were so crap you couldn't even win the Ashes off that lot at home. :lol:

Funko
03-03-2011, 09:08:51
They can't bowl!