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Funko
25-01-2011, 17:04:22
I don't need one, obviously.

self biased
26-01-2011, 01:55:38
how does one top a bisexual redhead? i'm open to suggestions.

Greg W
26-01-2011, 03:30:36
I could say a few things, but I'll just offend someone. :cute:

Koshko
26-01-2011, 03:34:10
Her mom?

Funko
26-01-2011, 08:24:18
how does one top a bisexual redhead? i'm open to suggestions.

Are you asking for sex tips? :confused:

MOBIUS
26-01-2011, 11:56:35
Get her mate to join in?

Japher
27-01-2011, 20:55:26
how does one top a bisexual redhead? i'm open to suggestions.

push her on her back and jump on? Man, I always feel smart when I come around here.

MDA
28-01-2011, 03:58:46
King of the Stupidheads, you are

self biased
28-01-2011, 16:03:25
Are you asking for sex tips? :confused:

no, i'm asking about the upgrade path. i've had a bisexual redhead which direction is up from there?

Funko
28-01-2011, 16:14:56
Humans normally perceive "up" to be the opposite direction to the main gravitational pull they are experiencing.

So I guess just go for the opposite of what you are attracted to.

Tizzy
28-01-2011, 17:03:51
So for SB, that'll be the category of "men"

Cheshire Cat
28-01-2011, 17:06:07
http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/165.html

Funko
28-01-2011, 17:06:32
So for SB, that'll be the category of "men"

Actually... maybe that means women.

MDA
28-01-2011, 23:26:32
flying sheep?

Greg W
29-01-2011, 10:39:14
So a non-readheaded, hetero male. That sounds about as opposite as you can get...

Koshko
29-01-2011, 22:21:20
Wouldn't the opposite of bisexual be asexual?

Tizzy
30-01-2011, 10:05:24
Ok, we need to find SB a black haired eunuch!

zmama
30-01-2011, 10:50:48
A bald one might do!

Greg W
30-01-2011, 11:24:47
Phew. Lucky I am not a eunuch.





And that is NOT some kind of challenge!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-01-2011, 13:26:47
Start the quest for the trisexual redhead.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-01-2011, 14:20:32
It's OK, Greg. I'll take one for the team.

how does one top a bisexual redhead? i'm open to suggestions.

A bisexual redhead who takes marriage vows seriously and has never heard the word "alimony".

self biased
30-01-2011, 14:56:14
:(

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-01-2011, 18:09:40
:lol:

Koshko
30-01-2011, 22:27:29
Phew. Lucky I am not a eunuch.





And that is NOT some kind of challenge!


All we'd need is a nice knife and that problem is solved.

Greg W
31-01-2011, 05:18:07
Thus the second part of the post. :bash:

Koshko
01-02-2011, 01:05:37
I don't think it would be that much of a challenge. We can just chop you while you sleep.

Venom
01-02-2011, 02:15:45
how does one top a bisexual redhead? i'm open to suggestions.

Asian.

MOBIUS
01-02-2011, 12:11:17
I don't think it would be that much of a challenge. We can just chop you while you sleep.

Think of it this way, you could become a porn star like John Wayne Bobbit. :bouncmsk:

self biased
01-02-2011, 19:24:14
Asian.

an Asian redhead? now you're just being absurd.

Venom
01-02-2011, 20:09:00
It would be better though.

zmama
02-02-2011, 02:43:09
http://wtfhub.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/real-life-asian-ginger.jpg

Funko
02-02-2011, 08:43:24
Asian Redhead Werewolf! Perfect!

Drekkus
02-02-2011, 08:57:39
:lol:

That guy freaks me out

Funko
02-02-2011, 09:00:30
He's the Asian version of the werewolf on buffy.

Drekkus
02-02-2011, 09:07:25
http://www.vampyres-online.com/images/golden_vampires_big.jpg

Asian Kung Fu Vampires dubbed in German! How much more in life could you ask for???