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MOBIUS
15-12-2010, 15:11:38
So, I've already had a couple of work related Christmas dinners (the one in the staff canteen totally PWNED the one at Cafe Rouge!) and have been impressed by the quality of the cracker jokes so far!

So much so that I can actually remember some of them!

Q: What do you call someone who has a phobia about Christmas?
A: Claus-trophobic


Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?
A: He was arrested for rustling!

:clueless:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
15-12-2010, 15:17:06
HARR HARR

MDA
15-12-2010, 15:39:55
I was expecting a "How many white guys does it take to make a basketball team?" type of joke.

MOBIUS
15-12-2010, 15:43:41
Not that kind of Cracker! :D

Funko
15-12-2010, 16:07:54
We went to Café Rouge one year. Utter, utter shit.