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Asher
01-10-2010, 14:07:59
Really likes "Does It Offend You, Yeah?"

:(

protein
01-10-2010, 15:08:20
if you want him to give you a blowjob i can send you a signed cd or something.

protein
01-10-2010, 15:10:53
Or show him this:

Hi this is Rob from DIOYY?

Please give Asher a blowjob. We thoroughly endorse him and if you were a real fan you'd do it for us.

MDA
01-10-2010, 15:13:04
:lol: It's worth a shot!

Asher
01-10-2010, 15:17:35
You are a true gentleman.

mr_B
01-10-2010, 15:19:16
brilliant

Asher
01-10-2010, 16:50:09
I don't suppose you'll ever perform in Calgary. He may just do anything for tickets. ANYTHING. anything.

Lurker
01-10-2010, 20:00:04
Most excellent service from the band. *starts looking for hot chicks who are fans*

MOBIUS
01-10-2010, 21:43:44
:lol: @ thread!

self biased
01-10-2010, 23:04:56
chimpcopter was better.

Koshko
02-10-2010, 05:17:55
http://sonicundermind.me.uk/gallery/chimpcopter2small.jpg

:cool:

KrazyHorse
02-10-2010, 23:41:08
My wife loves Chimpcopter...

mr_B
03-10-2010, 17:04:46
are you married?

Oerdin
03-10-2010, 20:44:56
Or show him this:

Hi this is Rob from DIOYY?

Please give Asher a blowjob. We thoroughly endorse him and if you were a real fan you'd do it for us.

:lol:

Oerdin
03-10-2010, 21:48:16
BTW since we're on the subject how the fuck did you guys come up with the song title attack of the 60ft lesbian octopus? I honestly can't connect that name in any logical way with that song and I assume you were just being whimsical.

Funko
04-10-2010, 08:47:37
My wife loves Chimpcopter...

:beer:

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 09:29:26
Played the whole of "Chimpcopter" and "They've created a monster" to some friends on Saturday night. Went down a storm, I think we need a renaissance.:beer:

Funko
04-10-2010, 10:06:23
As we only seem to play band members weddings, time for you to pop the question?

Funko
04-10-2010, 10:07:24
I think Protein should send Asher a signed CD anyway, so Asher can casually leave it lying on his desk.

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 10:14:14
Get him a signed copy of Chimpcopter and I reckon he'll go all the way.

Funko
04-10-2010, 10:30:57
As we only seem to play band members weddings, time for you to pop the question?

Do it for the band!

JM^3
04-10-2010, 12:02:21
But at some people you will have people getting divorced for the band?

JM

Funko
04-10-2010, 12:46:56
Maybe we can play at Anti-christenings? Or Barre-Chord mitzvahs

protein
04-10-2010, 12:49:26
BTW since we're on the subject how the fuck did you guys come up with the song title attack of the 60ft lesbian octopus? I honestly can't connect that name in any logical way with that song and I assume you were just being whimsical.

started with us ripping off a dave ghrol nirvana beat, then we put a keyboard line that sounded like b52s and made the song sound like music froma b movie, then i came up with the title as a joke and it stuck. then the prodigy ripped it off and then dave ghrol played on that song. lol.

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 14:22:38
Maybe we can play at Anti-christenings? Or Barre-Chord mitzvahs


Not to mention fun-erals.

Funko
04-10-2010, 14:26:06
Might become more tricky the more band fun-erals we play.

protein
04-10-2010, 14:50:03
no offense but i hope the last gig is a crying drum solo in that case.

Funko
04-10-2010, 15:15:06
:lol:

Funko
04-10-2010, 15:15:23
I think everyone cries when the drum solo starts?

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 15:25:03
Until the cowbell is used, at which point everyone laughs...then feels guilty.

Funko
04-10-2010, 15:44:18
Lights dim.

Drum solo starts.

Everyone cries.

One by one the follow spots highlight the 4 coffins, slowly one by one each band member puts an undead fist through the coffin roof and emerges, instrument* in hand to join in the refrains of the beautiful instrumental "Mystic 4". The band uniting to unleash a mighty rocking.

Of course, Nikhil doesn't quite manage to free himself entirely from his coffin, getting a foot stuck through the floor, and performs the whole song with a coffin attached to his ankle.


*musical, not sexual. Although not much difference really.

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 15:47:36
So we all have to fake our deaths for this gig? Awesome. Let it be known that I died heroically fighting a bear.

Funko
04-10-2010, 15:48:28
Fake?

No, we have to rise again as genuine Undead.

Funko
04-10-2010, 15:49:05
I let it be known that Nikhil died heroically wrestling with a large hairy homosexual.

Nills Lagerbaak
04-10-2010, 15:55:54
*Note to self: Do not trust Funko to relay news of death.

Cheshire Cat
04-10-2010, 16:05:51
indeed!
he wasn't that hairy

MOBIUS
04-10-2010, 20:14:43
Fake?

No, we have to rise again as genuine Undead.

Maybe Nikhil can propose then and it'll be a Zombie wedding?

Koshko
05-10-2010, 00:04:03
Man wasn't Chimpcopter released like a million years ago? You should probably stop there as no possible title could be better than Chimpcopter.

Funko
05-10-2010, 09:17:01
It was released a million years in the future.

Nills Lagerbaak
05-10-2010, 10:06:44
"Planet of the apes" may begin to provide some explanation....

Funko
05-10-2010, 10:35:30
The planet of the apes chimps were primitive compared to ours!