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Cheshire Cat
24-09-2010, 08:15:02
saw it last nite in a comedy TV show
swear, I'm only channeling it

- What do they say to a toucan in Canada?

- ...?

- Que bec!


:gasmaske_rolleyes:

Oerdin
24-09-2010, 08:39:22
Toucan?

Cheshire Cat
24-09-2010, 09:14:43
own goal

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toucan
http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Tucan&redirect=no

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/toucan
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tucan

Tucan
Tu*can"\, n. (Zo["o]l.)
The Mexican pocket gopher ( Geomys Mexicanus). It resembles the common pocket gopher of the Western United States, but is larger. Called also tugan, and tuza.

besides, the 'ou' adds a touch of francophonicity
:p

Provost Harrison
26-09-2010, 11:57:12
What?!

Immortal Wombat
26-09-2010, 17:21:10
saw it last nite in a comedy TV show
swear, I'm only channeling it

That is a terrible pun to be parroting.

zmama
27-09-2010, 02:49:03
Is a dead parroting?

Greg W
27-09-2010, 06:27:15
I don't get it. :confused:

mr_B
27-09-2010, 08:10:07
me neither

MOBIUS
27-09-2010, 10:58:29
'That beak' in French, if I'm not mistaken.

Am I actually being helpful, or is that the latest in a long stream of PHd's I've consigned myself to?

Provost Harrison
27-09-2010, 11:19:11
Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...

MDA
27-09-2010, 11:29:59
Was the toucan caught in congress with a lame duck?

zmama
27-09-2010, 12:22:45
Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...


err no, it's not a joke in foreign either

:gasmaske:

Greg W
27-09-2010, 17:18:55
'That beak' in French, if I'm not mistaken.

Am I actually being helpful, or is that the latest in a long stream of PHd's I've consigned myself to?Oh, it's a joke in foreign...I see...Yes, what PH said. And Zmama knows too.

Provost Harrison
28-09-2010, 21:24:32
Was the toucan caught in congress with a lame duck?

You're not the only one who can do shit jokes. Toucan play that game :p

MOBIUS
29-09-2010, 09:25:54
Clearly you're birds of a feather... :D

Greg W
30-09-2010, 16:55:54
Can the two of you take your puns and flock off? :bash:

RedFred
04-10-2010, 00:12:47
We have remarkably few toucans in Canada, and seldom speak to them in either official langauge. But otherwise it could have been almost funny.

:|

Funko
04-10-2010, 08:53:48
I wish I'd never opened this thread.

Funko
04-10-2010, 08:54:02
And will, of course, be stealing the joke.