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self biased
23-08-2010, 16:28:45
I will have a visitor on october twentieth.

mr_B
23-08-2010, 21:05:21
more info

Mr. Bas
23-08-2010, 21:18:24
and pictures.

stealth biased
23-08-2010, 21:47:36
The young lady from florida has booked a flight up here. It appears i haven't lost my touch. For my next trick, I will attempt convince a young lady to cross national boundaries to visit me.

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-08-2010, 21:47:41
Who've you got pregnant?

stealth biased
23-08-2010, 22:48:00
Nobody yet, laz. This one's relationship material, though, and I am doing my best to tread exceptionally carefully.

Koshko
24-08-2010, 01:48:57
Long distance relationship?
Is she from that 'other' site ... or a non-Koshko site?

Oerdin
24-08-2010, 08:08:38
He's probably hunting 20 year old goth girls. ;)

mr_B
24-08-2010, 08:16:07
he's hunting YAAAAAY

Funko
24-08-2010, 08:22:54
:)

Cheshire Cat
24-08-2010, 09:09:06
I will have a visitor on october twentieth.

http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/thegeekfiles/Vser2.jpg

MDA
24-08-2010, 11:08:29
I smell a rat, and it's making me hungry.

self biased
24-08-2010, 15:45:45
Koshko, she's the lady from Florida that I posted at that other site.

At the moment, we're just friends, but things have the potential to spiral in a very particular and familiar direction. It's a good thing I've got some practice at this, otherwise i'd really have no idea on how to handle myself.

Funko
24-08-2010, 15:46:30
You must have had lots of practice handling yourself!

self biased
24-08-2010, 16:01:53
especially these last few months.

on an unrelated note, there may be someone else willing to cross state lines this weekend for what amounts to a bad idea.

Funko
24-08-2010, 16:02:50
That means the FBI have to get involved?

self biased
24-08-2010, 16:07:55
only if we transport the bodies over state lines. if we murder the hookers here it's only a state police matter.

Koshko
25-08-2010, 02:57:03
Koshko, she's the lady from Florida that I posted at that other site.

At the moment, we're just friends, but things have the potential to spiral in a very particular and familiar direction. It's a good thing I've got some practice at this, otherwise i'd really have no idea on how to handle myself.

Ah the one with the friend that a half-dozen people wanted you to hook them up with.

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-08-2010, 09:11:31
You need to get busy on Vampirefreaks. You'd be neck-deep in overly-eyelinered poontang in seconds.

stealth biased
25-08-2010, 12:47:37
You need to get busy on Vampirefreaks. You'd be neck-deep in overly-eyelinered poontang in seconds.

aren't you a moderator there or somesuch?

Lazarus and the Gimp
25-08-2010, 15:38:05
Admin, embarrassingly enough.

self biased
25-08-2010, 17:10:42
PM me your name there so i can give you a referral.

MOBIUS
25-08-2010, 21:27:53
Has anyone HARDMANned Vampirefreaks yet...?

Though somehow I have a feeling he might bite off more than he can chew if he does...:D

self biased
25-08-2010, 23:25:06
okay, now why can't I post or create new threads?

self biased
25-08-2010, 23:30:47
and you're right, laz, but there appears to be a caveat. you seemed to have left the trait "underage" in your sales pitch.

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-08-2010, 07:04:54
okay, now why can't I post or create new threads?

24 hour waiting time.

And with over a million users there's plenty in your age group.

MDA
26-08-2010, 11:15:56
85% men, 14% men pretending to be women, and 1% teenage girls?

Lazarus and the Gimp
26-08-2010, 11:51:47
You've spent too long on strategy gaming sites.

MDA
26-08-2010, 12:13:00
100% true, but that doesn't mean my completely-made-up statistics aren't right!

Venom
26-08-2010, 13:54:00
This isn't the Penthouse letters forum. We don't fall for bullshit sexcapade stories.

MDA
26-08-2010, 14:27:11
Speak for yourself! Bring on the hot, wealthy, nympho twin sisters that like to pick up hitchhikers in their party bus!

self biased
26-08-2010, 16:43:21
just wait until I start posting pictures.

Koshko
27-08-2010, 02:22:56
85% men, 14% men pretending to be women, and 1% teenage girls?

So basically the breakdown of the internet.

Funko
27-08-2010, 08:03:31
Don't forget the females pretending to be male so they can talk without being hit on by retards who start salivating at the thought the person on the other end of the keyboard might have boobies.

mr_B
27-08-2010, 10:41:08
:lol:

Back!
27-08-2010, 10:49:49
:turns Keyboard over:

WHERE? which end????

MDA
27-08-2010, 10:58:19
Just lick the whole keyboard to be safe...



on second thought, there are a lot of assholes on the other end, skip it.

self biased
27-08-2010, 14:02:21
"egads Axis doth own?" is there something i should know?

self biased
09-09-2010, 00:35:38
if all goes according to prophecy, i should have a visitor sunday as well.

Funko
09-09-2010, 07:57:21
if all goes according to prophecy

:lol::beer::love:

Immoral Wombat
09-09-2010, 14:14:55
just wait until I start posting pictures.

Still waiting.

self biased
09-09-2010, 14:16:51
i'm actually going to refrain from doing so. plausible deniability and what have you.

MDA
09-09-2010, 16:13:43
Pics or it didn't happen.

If you care what we think, you'll post them!

Koshko
10-09-2010, 00:59:55
Why would he care what we think?

MDA
10-09-2010, 01:23:29
shh

self biased
20-09-2010, 00:38:35
last weekend was a bust. i'm contemplating visiting someone in jersey on columbus day weekend, but I really ought to attend game as well that weekend, and Norwich CT is about as far away from this place as it is my home.

My visitor for october twentieth is still on schedule, though. knowing a few people in common makes it a little easier for planning and suchlike.

Provost Harrison
20-09-2010, 10:41:51
last weekend was a bust...

Where was the rest of her body?

Cheshire Cat
20-09-2010, 12:13:28
in LA

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/la-or-bust__oPt.jpg

http://www.laorbust.com/images/la-or-bust.gif

MOBIUS
20-09-2010, 13:17:06
Where was the rest of her body?

At least she gave good head...:cute:

self biased
11-10-2010, 12:28:52
enter paitkis-esque comment here.

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-10-2010, 16:35:19
I fail to see how a lengthy and barely coherent rant about your father, coupled with the general impression that absolutely everything frightens you, brings much exposition to this thread.

self biased
12-10-2010, 18:53:27
let's just say that i exercised what could charitably be called "questionable" judgement the other night.

self biased
12-10-2010, 20:11:34
and that questionable judgement just dropped off more condoms.

MOBIUS
12-10-2010, 23:35:16
That sounds like good judgement to me - you never can be too careful... ;)

Koshko
13-10-2010, 01:04:42
:funko:

stealth biased
13-10-2010, 17:39:08
I'll say, mobius, thats the last thing either of us need.

self biased
18-10-2010, 17:12:44
t-minus forty-eight hours.

Funko
19-10-2010, 08:39:19
That's a rapid gestation

devilmunchkin
19-10-2010, 11:10:45
Faster than in Aliens? (Post face hugger)

self biased
19-10-2010, 23:20:37
seventeen hours.

stealth biased
20-10-2010, 12:51:27
Four hours.

MDA
20-10-2010, 14:20:16
2 1/2 hours

Oerdin
20-10-2010, 21:32:09
He's no doubt fornicating right now.

stealth biased
20-10-2010, 23:10:58
going to see the misfits right now.

Funko
21-10-2010, 09:50:04
And fornicate with them?

Oerdin
21-10-2010, 18:36:33
He's been fornicating with misfits for years. ;)

Funko
22-10-2010, 07:43:12
PHd!

self biased
22-10-2010, 11:53:48
one full qweegle.

Cheshire Cat
22-10-2010, 12:10:27
luckily you weren't going to see Browning's Freaks!

stealth biased
22-10-2010, 17:23:01
:brwncard:

self biased
25-10-2010, 12:26:59
my friend's visit has been significantly underwhelming. we're apparently not even reading the same book let alone even close to being the same page, which is disappointing. but it is a relief to not have to wonder what was going to happen after she went home, and it's a relief that we're both being adults about this; while we both wanted things to work out, they just didn't.

and on a completely shallow note, she was pretty bad in bed, too.

MOBIUS
25-10-2010, 12:46:15
Oh well, I'm sure your grooming of replacements is already at a sufficiently advanced stage... ;)

self biased
25-10-2010, 17:53:48
still trying to get the affair with the young lady from Jersey off the ground. the attraction's there, but the logistics are proving to be byzantine.

Funko
26-10-2010, 08:05:29
Jersey the island?

self biased
26-10-2010, 12:52:07
also known as Rekul Land. home of the Dutch girl.

MDA
26-10-2010, 13:01:29
...where they're filming Girls of the Jersey Pine Barrens

paiktis
27-10-2010, 23:26:17
I fail to see how a lengthy and barely coherent rant about your father, coupled with the general impression that absolutely everything frightens you, brings much exposition to this thread.

Oh come on :) That's not fair!
What do I dread besides commitment and city birds like sparrows and pigeons knocking their heads on my ceiling?
You're being unfair and I like you which doubles the blow. :beer:

Funko
28-10-2010, 08:05:17
He also failed to mention crazy women.

stealth biased
28-10-2010, 11:04:39
I have failed to mention quite a few qualities in the ladies whom I have been 'dating,' for lack of a better term. Between operational security and plausible deniability, I'm really hard pressed to supply more details this go around.

Oerdin
29-10-2010, 18:28:04
As long as they weren't under age I'm sure no one will judge you too harshly. ;)

self biased
30-10-2010, 02:03:17
:swoon:

[necrophilic picture removed by management.]

Greg W
30-10-2010, 03:55:53
Nice self portrait, but what do the girls look like?

self biased
30-10-2010, 13:23:44
there. that's a better pic.

mr_B
30-10-2010, 17:53:23
nice tits

self biased
31-10-2010, 00:50:43
ino rite? this girl's got a mind sharper than a fistfull of razorblades, and i find it very attractive.

self biased
31-10-2010, 01:56:43
I AM A BAD, BAD MAN: november ninteenth.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-10-2010, 19:30:52
y no picture now?

stealth biased
31-10-2010, 22:25:53
Plausible deniability. One may find my sordid tales rather tasteless, and I would prefer to leave as little evidence behind as I can.

MDA
01-11-2010, 11:27:35
that makes them feel special! :lol:

self biased
13-11-2010, 05:27:03
jersey girl is scheduled to visit next friday.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2010, 16:36:33
grtK6S4AwSg

I kept wanting to post that, so I gave in.

Koshko
13-11-2010, 18:19:19
http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/jersey_girl_ver2.jpg

Koshko
13-11-2010, 18:20:28
Oh hey

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/211217.1020.A.jpg

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-11-2010, 20:15:52
Mine is classy, while yours is shit.

Koshko
13-11-2010, 22:25:18
Big hair is always classy.

mr_B
14-11-2010, 21:03:10
yup 70's hairy cunts are really classy

Greg W
15-11-2010, 00:50:36
deleted

mr_B
15-11-2010, 07:14:41
classy

Funko
15-11-2010, 09:01:34
I deleted it. Some of us access from work! :)

mr_B
15-11-2010, 09:02:56
so?

Funko
15-11-2010, 09:03:46
We're not all sex mad drug addled wooden shoe wearing tulip lovers with no moral standards!

mr_B
15-11-2010, 09:20:01
nono you ford focus buyer

Greg W
15-11-2010, 12:37:21
Wha? That photo wasn't at all bad. Other than in bad taste. If that classifies as NSFW though... :gasmaske_rolleyes:

mr_B
15-11-2010, 14:01:36
he bought a ford focus

MDA
15-11-2010, 14:08:04
Some of us live in uptight puritanical countries!

Funko
15-11-2010, 14:10:16
Wha? That photo wasn't at all bad. Other than in bad taste. If that classifies as NSFW though... :gasmaske_rolleyes:

Let's ask people who actually have jobs!

mr_B
15-11-2010, 14:12:51
Some of us live in uptight puritanical countries!

who?

mr_B
15-11-2010, 14:13:24
Let's ask people who actually have a ford focus!

hear hear

self biased
15-11-2010, 15:06:28
could you guys please stop gaying up my thread? to sate your lust for details, i will post a snippet of a conversation she and I had the other day:

+++start transcript+++
indeed. it would appear that you're just bursting at the seams with aweseomeness.

Man, I was angry
The zipper I put in my black skirt was broken
And so I tried to zip it, and it became busticated
FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO TAUNT ME
I hate zippers
I should have made it a button operated skirt

zippers are easier to undo than buttons
especially while intoxicated.

Not my concern
Besides
You can lift a skirt
So, that's not really an issue

SUGGESTIVE CONVERSATION IS SUGGESTIVE

+++end transcript+++

mr_B
15-11-2010, 15:24:39
could you please stop posting boring shit in this thread.
the thread is ours now.

make yourself a new one, maybe use the tech-forum for that

Funko
15-11-2010, 15:52:47
:lol:

Greg W
15-11-2010, 16:01:37
could you please stop posting boring shit in this thread.
the thread is ours now.

make yourself a new one, maybe use the tech-forum for that:lol:Let's ask people who actually have jobs!I still have a job for another 11 days (or so). :p

Funko
15-11-2010, 16:02:59
:D

stealth biased
15-11-2010, 23:32:35
you guys are assholes.

mr_B
16-11-2010, 07:46:12
why?

ow and stop posting that shit will you

Funko
16-11-2010, 08:55:59
you guys are assholes.

jj inderdeed.

Greg W
16-11-2010, 14:02:34
And this thread is boring. No pics any more, no real stories... :sleep:


Only we're making it interesting. :beer:

MDA
16-11-2010, 14:09:47
When will that start?

Greg W
16-11-2010, 14:57:11
Tomorrow.

mr_B
16-11-2010, 17:27:55
or the day after perhaps

Cheshire Cat
17-11-2010, 11:06:15
what comes after perhaps?

Tizzy
17-11-2010, 11:31:53
Maybe

Cheshire Cat
17-11-2010, 12:57:05
so we have to wait for the Queen of Maybe

5 months to go

mr_B
17-11-2010, 13:28:29
perhaps

Funko
17-11-2010, 13:29:28
Maybe

zmama
17-11-2010, 13:31:54
possibly

Cheshire Cat
17-11-2010, 13:55:49
hopefully?

Tizzy
17-11-2010, 14:18:29
perchance

MDA
17-11-2010, 14:44:59
percussionist

mr_B
17-11-2010, 14:59:48
Tizzy

mr_B
17-11-2010, 15:00:08
me likes this thread

Greg W
17-11-2010, 16:03:26
See, it's tomorrow and it got interesting.

Maybe.

Tizzy
17-11-2010, 16:06:36
possibly

zmama
17-11-2010, 17:42:57
in doubt

MDA
17-11-2010, 18:53:16
signs point to yes

zmama
17-11-2010, 19:52:29
so-so

Greg W
18-11-2010, 01:53:15
Unsure. Try again.

Tizzy
18-11-2010, 09:43:23
Insufficient data

self biased
18-11-2010, 13:27:20
We'll see how well the date goes with madam zombie tomorrow. i have high hopes despite myself.

Funko
18-11-2010, 13:58:27
BRAINZZZZ!!!

self biased
18-11-2010, 14:43:24
that may not be out of the question. additionally, i don't think i'll be sleeping with my coworker anymore. it may have gotten weird last night.

MDA
18-11-2010, 15:54:37
"waking up with broccoli stalks and cheese whiz in your rectum" weird?

self biased
18-11-2010, 16:11:59
no, more like she doesn't want to be just a piece of ass, and i really don't have much interest in her beyond friendship with a side order of benefits. What is peculiar though, is that with the young lady from Jersey, i really don't want her to be just a casual piece of ass. There are, of course other factors in this, some of them shallow, some of them noble, some of them ugly.

mr_B
18-11-2010, 21:40:46
could you please stop posting boring shit in this thread.
the thread is ours now.

make yourself a new one, maybe use the tech-forum for that

^^ what he said

Funko
19-11-2010, 08:51:17
we have few enough posts or threads here... and you are trying to stop people posting the few ones we do have?

self biased
19-11-2010, 12:34:39
how selfish of you, mistar beigh.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-11-2010, 18:29:22
How about we stop dicking about if you start posting pictures?

mr_B
19-11-2010, 18:31:32
we have few enough posts or threads here... and you are trying to stop people posting the few ones we do have?

jj

self biased
19-11-2010, 22:23:54
:mad: there. happy? :mad:

i removed the photos as they're no longer relavant.

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-11-2010, 23:15:19
Buxom. I approve.

self biased
19-11-2010, 23:22:42
:mad: This one's next on my list: :mad:

Koshko
20-11-2010, 06:06:25
Okay the glasses pic makes me want to live vicariously through you.

Koshko
20-11-2010, 06:07:20
Okay that second pic of the second girl makes me want to really live vicariously through you.

Koshko
20-11-2010, 06:12:06
Also I dub selfbiased the resident MacDaddy of Counterglow.

self biased
20-11-2010, 18:45:31
time for plan B: Roofies.

MDA
21-11-2010, 23:27:15
strong jawline

self biased
25-11-2010, 03:27:31
and? what's your point? given the amount of photos of this lady i've seen, there is no adam's apple.

Koshko
25-11-2010, 06:07:49
haters gonna hate

self biased
15-12-2010, 19:11:05
i'm taking a break for the holidays.

paiktis
18-12-2010, 18:20:54
Lots of spanish possibilities. (about hte pics not the holidays)

self biased
04-01-2011, 15:56:54
right back to work. January fifteenth:

stealth biased
16-01-2011, 01:41:21
currently sitting in a dive bar plying my Target with booze.

Immoral Wombat
16-01-2011, 02:37:01
Give her one from me! :beer:

Koshko
16-01-2011, 04:38:21
You clearly have much more game than the rest of us.

stealth biased
16-01-2011, 04:53:35
they're even moar impressive in person.

Koshko
16-01-2011, 05:07:22
I have the anti-game.

stealth biased
16-01-2011, 05:57:06
they're even moar impressive in person.

things are looking up

stealth biased
16-01-2011, 18:42:40
Give her one from me! :beer:

done and done. Though this whole womanizing thing isnt nearly as fun as I remember.

Cheshire Cat
17-01-2011, 09:35:26
dive bar?

lol, had to wiki (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dive_bar) it!

The Shorter Oxford English Dictionary indicates that, in the United States in the 1880s, the term referred to an illegal drinking den or other place of ill repute, especially one located in a basement.
Some people attribute the term to the practice of patrons diving under tables when trouble broke out, particularly gunplay

MOBIUS
17-01-2011, 11:16:03
done and done. Though this whole womanizing thing isnt nearly as fun as I remember.

Hmmm, looks like it would have been fun to me.

Greg W
17-01-2011, 12:40:41
Could be wrong, but I think he's a bit older and wiser now. After getting married and experiencing love (from what i remember of his past), my guess is that plain womanising doesn't hold the same appeal.

I could be wrong though. That's often the case. ;)

self biased
17-01-2011, 14:22:29
greg = qweeg.

I also think that while the attention is nice, it's really only a temporary fix for how i'm feeling; a band-aid. My friend marvin went through a similar enough experience and he told me for him that he still gets those hiccups of emotion about his ex, and that was years ago for him. i know i'm not even remotely close to being over my ex, but the comfort is nice when i can get it.

self biased
12-02-2011, 05:16:53
old habits die hard, apparently. a 'date' is scheduled for sunday.