View Full Version : Australian Elections

20-08-2010, 07:56:59
So I was pleased to hear that not content with having the Queen as head of state, the Aussies get to choose between two brits to be their PM.

Well done Australia, you know we know best. :beer:

20-08-2010, 13:07:53
And the better looking one is a Welshie!:beer:

20-08-2010, 13:27:51
That is extremely relative.

Greg W
20-08-2010, 15:40:03
Really? I never knew they were Brits. :bash:

20-08-2010, 16:02:10
They're letting saltwater crocs pick the winners. Initially I thought they would hang the actual people over the water and would let the croc pick the loser. Alas.

Greg W
21-08-2010, 05:03:02
You seriously think a croc would lower itself to eating a politician? :eek:

21-08-2010, 19:14:31
Just think of the flatulence from all the hot air...:gasmaske_eek:

Greg W
22-08-2010, 01:28:14
And we (probably) have a hung parliament! Now if only that meant all the pollies were actually on the gallows! :bash:

Greg W
30-08-2010, 02:37:36
A week later, still no government. Worst thing is that one party (Labor) is promising to install fibre-optic broadband around the country, increasing bandwith by an awful lot over existing infrastructure. The other one (Liberals) wants to leave us with what we have now. :bash:

I want labor to win, if for no other reason, then to bring us into the 21st century for broadband speeds. Especially as the two major parties have become so homogeneous recently that many of their policies are the same.

Right now it's looking as if the Independents needed for either party to form a government are leaning towards Labor, but it could still go either way. I want my fast broadband! :(

30-08-2010, 11:21:36
It felt good seeing television antennas on rooftops again. I don't know if people were still actually using them, but they were quite a few up there in some areas.

Greg W
30-08-2010, 15:44:55
Yeah, they still get used. Though it does make me curious what the heck other people use? Don't tell me it's all satellite (NAHN)? :eek:

30-08-2010, 16:28:54
Mostly satellite, if you can afford it.

I don't miss the good old days of the 16 foot antenna and three snowy channels,
and the awesomeness of vacuum tubes instead of those new fangled transistors

Greg W
31-08-2010, 01:59:11
Well, we're just in the process of switching from analogue signals to digital. But they're still received mostly using aerials. They are putting up a satellite(s) for those that don't get great digital reception, but antennas are still the modus operandi for most people. Having said that, a small minority of people do have these fuck off big satellite dishes int heir back yards and I have never bothered finding out why.

We used to have 5 free to air stations, but now have 20 odd (at a guess, i have cable, so I don't bother) with the introduction of digital.

31-08-2010, 07:47:44
People still use Aerials here, for analogue and digital signals, although analogue is being phased out over the next few years.

Cable and Satellite also very popular.

31-08-2010, 07:50:31
with the introduction of digital.

a digital introduction, hhmmm.....

Greg W
31-08-2010, 09:40:37
Porn in other words... ;)

31-08-2010, 11:14:02
Pretty rare here to have access to cable in rural areas. The dishes here are only a foot or two across (1/2 meter?), at least for DISH or DirectTV, so not too bad.

Greater DC just finished conversion to digital signal, people were grabbing up government vouchers for cheap converter boxes.

Greg W
07-09-2010, 14:38:26
Well, Labor has finally formed a government by the barest of minorities. The two independents and the "Green" who sided with them gives them a 76-74 majority over the Coalition and the single independent who sided with them. however in the longest speech I heard from the independents, Rob Oakshot stated that nobody should consider this any kind of "mandate" to govern, referring to that word as a "swear word."

It's going to be an interesting next 3 years. If things last that long.

At least this means we get a decent fiber optic broadband network around the entire country now! :beer:

07-09-2010, 15:37:38
Yeah, you have to get your priorities right...:beer:

Greg W
08-09-2010, 16:16:02
Hell yeah! The rest of their policies have become almost homogeneous, so you need something to separate them. :beer:

11-09-2010, 18:14:34
They have elections in Australia?
I Thought the Chinese bought the whole place.

11-09-2010, 21:57:44
They are too busy buying the US.

Greg W
12-09-2010, 02:38:17
There's too much competition. Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Indonesians, you name it.

12-09-2010, 04:30:42
Azn Invasion