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Snotty
12-08-2010, 11:12:12
until the 1600 Japanese were using seawood to wipe their arses. This may sound bad but heaven knows what the westerners used.

Now the Japanese have the most advanced toilets in the world, with a wireless or voice operated control panel controling seat temperature, angle of the bidet jet, and body fat analysis.

ffs guys, just go back to the seaweed and get over yourselves

DaShi
12-08-2010, 11:14:26
Jealous much? :p

MOBIUS
12-08-2010, 11:18:50
At least it means they don't get shit on their balls...:D

Funko
12-08-2010, 11:21:58
Seawood?

MOBIUS
12-08-2010, 11:24:08
That's the Japanese who decided they didn't like seaweed - I guess you could call them a splinter faction...:cute:

Cheshire Cat
12-08-2010, 11:28:12
Japanese were using seawood to wipe their arses.
ffs guys, just go back to the seaweed

"WOOD" or "WEED" ???

:eek:

heaven knows what the westerners used

in rural mediterranead areas, they used the same shared cloth towel over and over
they called it "leopard", I wonder why

the most advanced toilets in the world, with a wireless or voice operated control panel
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/quotes?qt0412439
John Spartan: [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper] Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.
Moral Statute Machine: John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.
John Spartan: [grabbing the tickets] So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.

Cheshire Cat
12-08-2010, 11:29:22
X-LOL, "splinter" faction

ouch! :shudder:

Snotty
12-08-2010, 11:35:25
"WOOD" or "WEED" ???


tesco value keyboard. bargain at 4 quid but you get what you pay for

Cheshire Cat
12-08-2010, 11:40:19
QWOERTY?

MOBIUS
12-08-2010, 11:41:58
QWOETRY in motion...

Provost Harrison
12-08-2010, 13:00:12
I was always impressed by Turkish toilets...they have a bidet built in so you just turned a tap and can wash your arse there and then. All the convenience without having a separate bidet, having to sit in the sink or having to do handstands in the shower :D

Funko
12-08-2010, 13:08:09
tesco value keyboard. bargain at 4 quid but you get what you pay for

PBKAC

Provost Harrison
12-08-2010, 13:09:22
I have the difficulty of constantly having to switch between a British and Swiss keyboard...I'm surprised there aren't more instances of me swapping for z for a y and vice versa.

Funko
12-08-2010, 13:11:37
You mean swapping a y for a z?

MOBIUS
12-08-2010, 13:13:02
That actually seems an Arab/Muslim/Middle Eastern thing, as I've also noticed the same both in Egypt and Morocco.

Also, they have this thing where you have to wipe your arse with your left hand, which is then considered 'unclean' as it's your wipey wipey hand - so there's a whole load of stuff you're not allowed to do with your left hand in Muslim cultures - no shit...!:brwncard:

Funko
12-08-2010, 13:16:12
Same in India.

MDA
12-08-2010, 14:41:25
"WOOD" or "WEED" ???

:eek:



in rural mediterranead areas, they used the same shared cloth towel over and over
they called it "leopard", I wonder why


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106697/quotes?qt0412439

I guess they don't know how to use the three shells.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-08-2010, 19:26:55
This may sound bad but heaven knows what the westerners used.



Sphagnum moss, most commonly.

http://www.marietta.edu/~biol/biomes/images/wetlands/sphagnum_6449a_A80.jpg

Apocolypse
13-08-2010, 18:52:28
Asian arses are doomed.

Oerdin
13-08-2010, 20:02:22
I remember Thai toilets were so crappy they'd clog if you put toilet paper down them so they kept a trash can next to the squat toilet and you had to toss the TP in the trash can rather then flush it. That can stunk to high hell.

MOBIUS
14-08-2010, 12:08:02
Even Greek toilets are like that, eh Paiktis...?;)

Oerdin
15-08-2010, 04:45:23
Laz people around here often put Sphagnum moss into flower beds and stuff to help hold the water in. That's important when you might go four months straight without rain.

Funko
16-08-2010, 07:43:14
And now they can save money on toilet paper too.

DaShi
16-08-2010, 09:00:12
And it's better than using your underwear and leaving it out for the world to see. This, Funko, is why you don't want roommates. :sigh:

Funko
16-08-2010, 09:02:08
I've had roommates. One girl generously left her period stained pants on the bathroom floor for a significant time. :beer:

DaShi
16-08-2010, 09:07:40
Ah yes. We had that problem in the communal showers in grad school. Apparently, someone shat in the hallway of another floor of our building.

Cheshire Cat
17-08-2010, 11:00:14
was that intentional, or just a mistake?

MOBIUS
17-08-2010, 14:37:22
The period pants, or the shitting in the hall...?

JM^3
17-08-2010, 15:07:49
I am quite comfortable, even prefer, living with someone.

Communal showers, dorms, etc, are just bad and can be horrid nightmares.

JM

Greg W
17-08-2010, 15:17:23
I remember going to a launch of the game "Taboo (http://www.boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1111/taboo)."Taboo is a party word game. Players take turns describing a word or phrase on a drawn card to their partner without using five common additional words or phrases also on the card. The opposing partners watch a timer and use a buzzer to stop the game, buzz the player describing if one of the five off limits words or phrases is used, or the describing player makes any gestures. The describing team gets a point for each card they guess successfully and the opposing team gets a point for each card they pass on, make gestures on, or lose for saying one of the off limits words or phrases.5 of my mates lived in this massive house together and joined me at the event. We were playing at a table with Australian cricketing legend, Doug Walters. I drew a card with "kitchen" as the answer. I said to my friends: "a room you don't clean."

The expression on Dougie's face when they said: Bedroom, bathroom, lounge room, the pool (wtf ?!?) and then kitchen was priceless! :beer: