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Lazarus and the Gimp
03-08-2010, 16:25:12
Interesting day.

There's an IT bloke who gets database extracts for me. Quiet chap, reliable and pretty funny. The last job I asked him to do hadn't turned up, so I went looking for him.

Turns out he'd resigned with immediate effect, after having been caught using a camera-phone in the toilets to take pictures of blokes parking their breakfasts.

That is all.

Funko
03-08-2010, 16:26:29
And you want to find out what his login here is?

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 16:27:10
He probably has pictures of many logins already ;)

Greg W
03-08-2010, 16:27:33
I think he wants to know how to steal all his photos via bluetooth!

Japher
03-08-2010, 16:28:16
i don't see how that's not public domain

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 16:28:41
:brwncard:

(That's his camera phone he's holding...you don't want to know where it's been).

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 16:58:42
Interesting day.

There's an IT bloke who gets database extracts for me. Quiet chap, reliable and pretty funny. The last job I asked him to do hadn't turned up, so I went looking for him.

Turns out he'd resigned with immediate effect, after having been caught using a camera-phone in the toilets to take pictures of blokes parking their breakfasts.

That is all.

From this moment forward I am going to think of taking a dump as a 'database extract'...:D

Funko
03-08-2010, 17:10:30
Now I am too

Lazarus and the Gimp
03-08-2010, 17:15:23
Wiping the database takes on whole new meaning.

Vincent
03-08-2010, 17:51:25
I finally got it!
That what the consultants from hell (SMC) do when they tell us "we're still waiting for the database dump".
Their software is shit anyway!

Vincent
03-08-2010, 17:52:40
There's still some misleading info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Database_dump

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 20:40:30
Well I often have to deal with short dumps :D

http://www.erpgenie.com/sap-technical/basis/what-is-short-dump-and-what-do-you-do-with-it

Special Ed
03-08-2010, 22:37:37
And you want to find out what his login here is?

Yaaaay!