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protein
30-07-2010, 09:36:27
and boy, those hard bony scales get in the way of the slimy fishy vaginal opening.

Funko
30-07-2010, 09:41:20
Boy.

MOBIUS
30-07-2010, 11:06:11
Definite chafing issues!:eek:

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-07-2010, 13:03:12
The worrying part is that he's clearly put some detailed thought into this.

Greg W
30-07-2010, 13:13:54
I think he was inspired by that drunk Aussie guy who rode the croc...

protein
30-07-2010, 13:36:01
i've touched a crocodile. not inappropriately, i just felt it while a thai bloke held it for me. wait, that sounds dodgy too. i mean i felt his beast while he struggled to hold it. erm.

Nills Lagerbaak
30-07-2010, 14:31:03
You cradled his angry pecker as it flopped onto you lap all the time reeling from the noxious fumes emanation from its snapping head?

protein
30-07-2010, 15:18:50
sort of thing, yes.

Funko
30-07-2010, 15:27:25
Did you try and beat off his angry scaly tail as he tried to smash you in the face with it?

protein
30-07-2010, 15:33:47
no, i just felt how smooth it was and how much harder and bigger it was than me. impressive beast!

Immoral Wombat
30-07-2010, 16:05:34
Shhh, what happens between us is supposed to be a secret! Besides, I only let you touch it just the once.:smoke: