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columbus
30-07-2010, 00:43:38
we are a registerd company under uk Government

Act license 615681/1, issued by the UK Office of Fair Trading
We are located at 355 Vicarage Farm Rd, Hounslow, TW5 0DZ


We have all kinds of fucking machines and home sex Machines,it also for Master and slave, for mistress and slave,for gay and lesbian
There are all brand new like.......

Priceless masturbation machine for men INCLUDES the Fleshlight Pink Lady vagina for a 3" stroke and twisting motion for an

entirely new experience with your hand held sex machine!............$200usd

Priceless Sex Machine with the ball less Vac-u-Lock dildos also for female penetrati.............$200usd

The Priceless sex machine offers a spinning and thrusting motion with your own screwdriver or drill.....$150usd

Caesar Pleasure Machine.....$1000usd

Love Machine......$300usd

Locker Fucking Machine.........$400usd

Extreme Plow Fucking.....$700usd

Ride On Ejaculating Sex Machine.....$400usd

Tool Box..................$400usd

Power Box............$400usd

The Stockade Rear Penetration Fucking Machine.....$700usd






Remote Control Fucking Machine....$300usd

Mini Stallion Fucking Machine......$900usd

The Stallion XL Fucking Machine.....$1000usd

The Fetish Fantasy Super Penetrix Strap-On.........$50usd

Fetish Fantasy Spread Em Bar with Cuffs.......$80usd

The Inflatable Bondage Bed Set..........$200usd

5pc Violet Wand Attachment Set....130usd

Zeus Deluxe Digital Power Box...150usd

Zeus Beginner E-Stim Kit.....$100usd

olsom Electric PSG Max...$300usd

Violet Wand Kit ....$500usd

Zeus Electrosex Violet Wand Kit....$200usd

Zeus 6 Channel Digital Powerbox(Value.....$200usd




The Lover's Colossal Collection...$100usd

Fetish Fantasy Ultimate Duffle Bag.......$100usd

The Cock Lock Intruder....$100usd

Bang-A-Hole Fucking Kit....$150usd

Stockade with Optional Fucking Rod...$200usd

The eXtreme Plow......$700usd

Bondage Bedsheets........$150usd

Strict Leather Sling and Stirrups.......$190usd

Liberator Bondage Wedge/Ramp....$300usd

Stockade with Optional Fucking Rod.......$200usd

Steel Puppy Cage.....$600usd

Deluxe Puppy Cage......$800usd

The Steel Impaler Tower......$300usd

The St. Andrews Cross......$400usd





The Scavenger's Daughter.........$200usd

Adjustable Spanking Bench......$300usd

The Oral Sex Seat..............$180usd

Steel Suspension Bar.......$130usd

The Trap Bondage Furniture Device..........$500usd

The Jail Cell.........$700usd

The Bondage Tower.......$500usd

Houdini Bondage Box......$500usd

Upright Stocks........$400usd

Bondage Chair.......$400usd

Heavy Steel Collar with Attached Cuffs......$140usd

Latex Vac Bed......$300usd

Heavy Steel Collar with Attached Cuffs.......$140usd

Latex Vac Bed......$300usd

The Doggy Style Locking Spreader......$180usd




The Extreme Punishment Bench Dungeon Furniture.....$500usd


The Forced Orgasm Tower......$500usd



The Cock and Ball Pillory.........$190usd

Sex Swing with Stand.........$200usd

Spinning Sex Swing......$120usd

Strict Leather Sling w/ Stirrups ......$300 usd

The Bondage Love Swing.....$120usd


Fetish Fantasy Swing......$120usd


4-Point Sling Stand.......$400usd

Bondage Bedsheets.....$150usd

Strict Leather Sling and Stirrups.........$190usd

The Inflatable Fuck Lounger......$190usd

Blue Liberator Ramp........$160usd

Liberator Bedroom Bondage Ramp..........$200usd

Red Liberator Combo......$200usd

Liberator Stage......$150usd

Blue Liberator Bedroom Wedge/Ramp.......$200usd

Liberator Esse...........$500usd

Liberator Bondage Wedge/Ramp Kit......$300usd

Bondage Bedsheets....$150usd

Liberator Bondage Wedge/Ramp Kit.......$200usd

The Ultimate Fetish Harness......$300usd

Strict Leather Body Harness.....$140usd






Leather Harness w/ Removable Bra...$130usd

Strict Leather Body Harness with Cock Ring.......$120usd

Strict Leather Body Harness with Cock Ring....$120usd

7" Classic Dominatrix Ballet Shoe........$100usd

Leather Corset with G-String.......$100usd

Leather Cupless Corset with G-String........$140usd

Premium Penis Pumping Set......$100usd

MaxSize - Erection Enhancement (60 tablets)............$50usd

Ass Pumping Cylinder......$150usd

Cock and Ball Cylinder...........$200usd

Isolator Cock and Ball Cylinder......$150usd


Size Matters Electric Pump......$300usd

The Bathmate Hydro Penis Pump.......$120usd

Deluxe Men's Penis Pumping Set......$200usd

The Andro Enlargement System..........$170usd

The Paladin - Exotic Spanking Paddle.........$100usd




Strict Leather Premium Deerskin.........$140usd

Strict Leather Bullhide Flogger......$150usd

Blue Mid-Level Leather Whip......................$50usd

Iditarod Single Tail Whip.................$100usd

Size Matters Electric Pump....................$300usd

Female Deluxe Breast Pumping Kit................$200usd

13pc Rosebud Sounds Kit...........$100usd

Vibrating Urethral Sound.................$100usd

Huge Equine Speculum.................$100usd

Anal Hole Spreader...............$100usd

The Skull Knocker Butt Plug...........$100usd

The Flower Anal Plug.....................4100usd

The Cobra Penis Cap.............$100usd

Bondage Bedsheets.............$150usd

Hustler Virtual Girl Living Doll.............$400usd

The Hannah Harper Love Doll.............$200usd

The BDSM Rolling Trunk ................$200usd

Made in Heaven Sculpture............$200usd

Sexual Exploration Sculpture..................$200usd

Hog Tied Girl Sculpture............$200usd

Lesbian Love Sculpture..............$200usd

The Dog Pound Leather Mask..............$140usd

The Bulldog Exotic Fetish Mask..............$150usd


Email us at......homesexmachine@googlemail.com


princwill@hotmail.com

Greg W
30-07-2010, 02:09:28
I thought that posting this under "film, fiction and writing" was far more appropriate! :rolleyes:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-07-2010, 07:36:45
I'll take the Fleshlight Pink Lady vagina for a 3" stroke and twisting motion, please.

Sir Penguin
30-07-2010, 07:52:35
Extreme Plow Fucking.....$700usd

For when your plow fucking just isn't extreme enough.

SP

MDA
30-07-2010, 11:00:19
usd means used

Immortal Wombat
30-07-2010, 16:43:47
ah, I was wondering why a UK based company would spell and price everything in american.

Fistandantilus
30-07-2010, 17:01:25
usd means used

:D

Vincent
31-07-2010, 09:34:25
That sure does sound like good old Vicarage Farm Road in Hounslow (UK)

Vincent
31-07-2010, 09:40:49
Oh, and remind me NOT to eat ANYTHING from here:

Heston Chinese Take Away
355 Vicarage Farm Road
Hounslow, Middlesex, TW5 0DZ

Dyl Ulenspiegel
31-07-2010, 11:24:45
http://maps.google.at/maps?q=355+Vicarage+Farm+Rd,+Hounslow&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:de:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=355+Vicarage+Farm+Rd,+Hounslow,+Greater+Lond on+TW5+0,+UK&gl=at&ei=fgdUTOuqJYGjOLnR4Z4O&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CBwQ8gEwAA

Vincent
31-07-2010, 13:08:05
http://maps.google.at/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=de&geocode=&q=355+Vicarage+Farm+Rd,+Hounslow&sll=51.484694,-0.380687&sspn=0.00133,0.001929&gl=at&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=355+Vicarage+Farm+Rd,+Hounslow,+Greater+Lond on+TW5+0,+Vereinigtes+K%C3%B6nigreich&ll=51.484363,-0.380809&spn=0.010583,0.015428&t=f&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.484282,-0.380837&panoid=mgEeVRVs2DQE33rhdNmCgA&cbp=12,96.25,,0,2.96
Where bots live ...

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 14:43:39
That sure does sound like good old Vicarage Farm Road in Hounslow (UK)

Isn't that were Keith lives?

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 14:45:51
The St. Andrews Cross......$400usd

The Scavenger's Daughter.........$200usd

The Cock and Ball Pillory.........$190usd


I'm sure I've had a drink in all of these pubs :D

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 14:47:38
Not just a drink, I'm thinking...:p

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 14:49:56
I may have eaten out there too ;)

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 14:51:12
Did you get a doggy afterwards?

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 14:53:03
No I'd eaten everything...there was only a bone left to stick in the bag ;)

Funko
03-08-2010, 15:03:46
ITYM a bone to stick in the greasy bucket.

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:18:56
Greasy box actually :p But hey, we are being told to recycle nowadays, right? :p

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:21:27
I've been recycling for ages, I'll take your sloppy seconds!:smoke:

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:25:15
Besides, what does ITYM stand for anyway? ;)

Greg W
03-08-2010, 15:27:34
Own Goal!

I Think You Mean. :p

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:29:48
That makes sense...

Greg W
03-08-2010, 15:30:43
I Think You Moron! :p

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:31:08
I twatted your mother! :p

Greg W
03-08-2010, 15:33:52
I Think You Missed! :D

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:34:43
It totalled your mattress!

Funko
03-08-2010, 15:35:18
Greasy box actually :p But hey, we are being told to recycle nowadays, right? :p

100-0!

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:35:32
I tugged your moobs!

Greg W
03-08-2010, 15:36:45
I thought you might!

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:38:00
I think your mine!

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:40:01
I thanked your molester.

Greg W
03-08-2010, 15:46:28
I tainted your minge!

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:53:14
Way to lower the tone even more Greg, keep up the good work!:smoke:

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 15:54:43
I tore your manhole.

Ugly Squid Joe
03-08-2010, 15:55:31
:brwncard:

Greg W
03-08-2010, 16:01:41
I've been recycling for ages, I'll take your sloppy seconds!:smoke:Way to lower the tone even more Greg, keep up the good work!:smoke:I could lower it from there? :eek:

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 16:05:43
Your definately heading in the right direction!:D

Greg W
03-08-2010, 16:07:56
Anytime you head down it's in the right direction! ;)