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self biased
22-07-2010, 01:58:48
on Friday. Move-in day is next Wednesday. Anyone in the greater Albany area want to help me move?


http://images.craigslist.org/3nf3ka3mc5Q05U05X5a6d3c496a19d2741020.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/3nf3oe3l15V15Z15S2a6df920fc3f7d3b198e.jpg
http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3k93l95Z25P35S4a6ddc2eb18925dc120b.jpg http://images.craigslist.org/3n23m13lc5Y25T45S5a6d5d082b5b06061674.jpg
http://maps.google.com/?q=loc%3A+%35+Third+Avenue+Amsterdam+NY+US

Funko
22-07-2010, 08:03:26
Looks cool afraid I'm too far away to help you move though!

mr_B
22-07-2010, 08:50:44
I live in Rotterdam, am not allowed to help someone from Amsterdam.
I know I know a bit childish but it's a fact, something to dooo di dooooo with Ajax vs Feyenoord

MOBIUS
22-07-2010, 09:15:36
Sure, just pay for my flights and general expenses and I’ll be right over!:beer:

Funko
22-07-2010, 09:16:20
I live in Rotterdam, am not allowed to help someone from Amsterdam.
I know I know a bit childish but it's a fact, something to dooo di dooooo with Ajax vs Feyenoord

But Rotterdam is so close to where he lives! Zoom out the mapje.

mr_B
22-07-2010, 09:44:50
no, then i will see the Amsterdam golf course and i am not allowed to see that

MDA
22-07-2010, 11:44:12
You're not far from Dix Mountain! Sounds interesting.

Nav
22-07-2010, 11:46:54
Your kitchen looks like the Mines of Moria.

Funko
22-07-2010, 12:11:07
Stop flirting with him.

self biased
22-07-2010, 13:08:22
sorry, it's only a two bedroom. I do have some nice woodwork and nice hardwood floors.

self biased
23-07-2010, 11:17:10
I received this email from my future landlady:
"Ok Friday is fine. You will bring the deposit and we will need all of you work info and 2 personal references, already have your landlord. My husband informed me that we cannot legally rent it to you until the first but you may store some things a few days earlier."

Twenty minutes later, I received this one:
"Spoke to you landlady who was very nice, you'll get the apartment without any problem and I won't need any other references. It is our good fortune to have you. "

Having some street cred is nice.

MDA
23-07-2010, 11:19:28
She told them about the sex for rent thing!

zmama
23-07-2010, 11:58:21
Apt looks pretty!

Funko
23-07-2010, 11:59:24
How much did you pay the landlady? :D

self biased
23-07-2010, 21:24:41
the apartment's $650 a month. my cousin's fronting me the deposit.

Resource Consumer
27-07-2010, 15:17:18
My powers of telekenisis moved your furniture

self biased
28-07-2010, 12:24:51
the truck is rented. i have to pinch myself to make sure this isn't some kind of dream.

Mr. Bas
28-07-2010, 14:23:04
Today is the day, eh? Enjoy the new place!

MOBIUS
29-07-2010, 09:29:52
So, now you're moved in - what didn't they tell you about...?:nervous:

MDA
29-07-2010, 11:04:18
bedbugs!

MOBIUS
29-07-2010, 11:05:24
The house was built on an ancient Native American burial ground...:eek:

MDA
29-07-2010, 11:13:05
I want to play with youuuu, Louis...

MOBIUS
29-07-2010, 11:25:09
Steve: Tomorrow I'm going to call someone.
Diane: Like who? I looked in the Yellow Pages. "Furniture Movers" we've got; "Strange Phenomenon", there's no listing.

Are you sure the truck you rented was for furniture...?:cute:

stealth biased
29-07-2010, 23:49:09
The truck I rented was too small. I had to leave a fair amount behind, which is all well and good because my ex needed to actually do something productive regarding all this. she was about as useful as mr_G building bridges. She tells me that she got a lot done today though.

I'm picking up more stuff tomorrow and saturday. Saturday night will be my first night in the new place.

I may try luring one of my 21 year old coworkers to the lair... She needs some enabling to make some poor decisions for a few days before going back to college.

self biased
30-07-2010, 02:19:01
that's her, on the right.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v320/134/101/13809873/n13809873_33094885_3304.jpg

mr_B
30-07-2010, 02:44:08
take them both

MOBIUS
30-07-2010, 11:00:49
I second mr_b’s advice!:beer:

self biased
30-07-2010, 11:50:19
i only know the one.

Immoral Wombat
30-07-2010, 12:24:01
Start by grooming her and then ask her to bring her friend along next time. Do I have to hold your hand with everything?:rolleyes:

self biased
31-07-2010, 03:05:07
does someone want to explain to the wombat what my hobby was 2002-04?

devilmunchkin
31-07-2010, 03:52:50
The apartment looks really, really nice.

mr_B
31-07-2010, 07:19:50
WHAT WAS YOUR HOBBY?

self biased
31-07-2010, 11:40:55
thanks crystal. I rather like it myself, but the setup is a little weird.

mister B, I entertained young ladies whom I met on the internet.

mr_B
31-07-2010, 12:11:30
for money?

MDA
31-07-2010, 17:45:57
yes, he paid them money!

paiktis
31-07-2010, 17:49:36
Hit the one on the left, are you blind?
Although so blant they might be slavishly accomodating.

Greg W
01-08-2010, 05:18:39
The one on the left is absolutely gorgeous. :love:

self biased
01-08-2010, 10:48:37
well, I'm glad y'all like the one on the left, but I have no idea who she is. Though, she's likely some college BFF of the target. I'll keep fighting the good fight and keep everyone appraised of what's going on.

self biased
02-08-2010, 20:25:49
on top of this, a friend of mine has taken it upon herself to play matchmaker.

self biased
03-08-2010, 12:02:19
decisions, decisions...

Provost Harrison
03-08-2010, 12:03:42
Well I don't approve of children smoking at that age! :p

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 12:17:19
mister B, I entertained young ladies whom I met on the internet.

So this new apartment is basically your new internet shag pad...:D

MDA
03-08-2010, 12:22:14
Confederate flag belt buckle! Cute!

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 12:23:24
"Yee Haa"

:D

Funko
03-08-2010, 12:24:40
decisions, decisions...
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs313.ash1/27831_100623449983612_100001078713501_3322_1855238 _n.jpg

I think purely for legal reasons you should choose the woman.

MOBIUS
03-08-2010, 12:25:34
:lol:

Funko
03-08-2010, 12:26:20
Purely legal and moral reasons.

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:26:33
does someone want to explain to the wombat what my hobby was 2002-04?


Clearly your out of practice! I'd crack that whip if I didn't think you enjoyed it!:smoke:

Immoral Wombat
03-08-2010, 15:27:50
Purely legal and moral reasons.

What about immoral ones?:cute:

Japher
03-08-2010, 16:31:59
amoral?

self biased
04-08-2010, 01:33:32
oh, youse guys.

self biased
04-08-2010, 13:03:11
i'm starting to worry. I'm already growing fond of the second lady.

MDA
04-08-2010, 13:16:25
rebound! :lol:

Greg W
04-08-2010, 13:20:30
Second lady? You mean the one you were trying to decide between her and her smoking boy?

self biased
04-08-2010, 18:51:56
rebound! :lol:

I wouldn't exactly call it a rebound... It's not like I'm professing my undying love for her. I just enjoy talking to her.

Cort Haus
05-08-2010, 03:32:27
What happened to your perfect woman who'd supply you with porn and threesomes, SB? Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. :-\

Funko
05-08-2010, 08:00:07
Bit harsh - read here: http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44163

Cheshire Cat
05-08-2010, 11:33:46
The house was built on an ancient Native American burial ground...:eek:

and just west of Albany there's a Voorhees-ville too....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/05/Jasonf.jpg/250px-Jasonf.jpg

self biased
05-08-2010, 11:41:39
not to mention there's a camp crystal lake in the Adirondacks.

self biased
05-08-2010, 14:25:05
What happened to your perfect woman who'd supply you with porn and threesomes, SB? Oh, maybe I shouldn't have said that. :-\

dude, really?

self biased
12-08-2010, 01:03:05
A different coworker is coming over friday night for mojitos.

Oerdin
12-08-2010, 03:00:17
This might be insensitive but does this mean we can expect a new hot chicks thread over at poly?

self biased
12-08-2010, 10:48:15
i'll stick to an informal one here. i don't need albert speer fucking the thread up for me.

self biased
13-08-2010, 01:59:37
?

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs484.snc3/26493_384400419377_697029377_3677230_5452955_n.jpg

paiktis
13-08-2010, 18:36:50
when did this apparition occur?

self biased
13-08-2010, 19:15:06
tonight, hopefully.

MOBIUS
13-08-2010, 19:18:01
Will she be christening your apartment, or has that happened already...? ;)

self biased
13-08-2010, 19:32:28
that would depend on how much rum she drinks.

paiktis
13-08-2010, 19:35:49
:D
may you have fun (and some captain morgan's)

Cheshire Cat
16-08-2010, 06:40:33
(and some captain morgan's)

hhmmm...

are you suggesting Sex with the Captain (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1885.html)?

and which position do you actually advise?
there's a wide range here
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=captain%20morgan

lol @ #7