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Funko
11-06-2010, 08:38:20
:beer: :beer: :beer:

And it's ENGERLAND VS THE USofA tomorrow.

mr_B
11-06-2010, 08:39:19
Funko vs Venom, the end of a friendsjip tjat's what it is.

Funko
11-06-2010, 08:45:23
I will be texting him abuse all game, or turning my phone off.

Lurker
11-06-2010, 10:25:04
You guys have a soccer team?

Funko
11-06-2010, 10:49:04
jj I think you have one in Canada too.

Lurker
11-06-2010, 10:54:45
Did you know your avatar looks like a mass murderer or a child molester or both?

Funko
11-06-2010, 10:57:31
Yes.

Funko
11-06-2010, 10:57:41
Also looks like Jon Miller.

Lurker
11-06-2010, 11:00:14
:lol:

mr_B
11-06-2010, 11:17:55
and again Lurker is late in his comments

Funko
11-06-2010, 13:54:00
"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." Gary Lineker.

mr_B
11-06-2010, 14:18:59
really?

what happened in 1988?

Funko
11-06-2010, 14:20:11
You're just Germans who like Orange

mr_B
11-06-2010, 14:21:19
Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, Lurker knows!!

Tizzy
11-06-2010, 17:26:17
Football forum!

jsorense
11-06-2010, 20:47:48
USA! USA! USA! USA!

Oerdin
11-06-2010, 22:55:55
Is the American team any good or do we suck as usual?

mr_B
11-06-2010, 23:13:20
not that bad

Koshko
12-06-2010, 04:06:22
Is the American team any good or do we suck as usual?

We don't suck as bad as usual.

Vincent
13-06-2010, 06:21:41
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mr_B
13-06-2010, 07:58:50
tralalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

zmama
13-06-2010, 10:21:41
In orange polar bear jammies?

mr_B
13-06-2010, 10:28:37
bangin the orange bass drum, wearing my losers cap o/c

mr_B
13-06-2010, 11:09:09
o========<0

zmama
13-06-2010, 21:20:46
"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win."!
__________________

Funko
14-06-2010, 07:45:37
Saved me posting it. :D

Greg W
14-06-2010, 07:52:20
They should do well at this tournament. I'd like to see how their defence holds up as they start playing the seeded sides though, I'm not convinced by it quite yet.

Funko
14-06-2010, 08:26:52
At the FIFA 10 tournament we had last weekend I played as Germany, and Mertesacke was player of the tournament, a defensive God.

Funko
14-06-2010, 11:14:40
Today sees the introduction of Van Bommel der Dutchman.

Greg W
14-06-2010, 11:29:51
I shall be barracking for der Oranje! Been my sort of second favourite team for a while now. And they have good coloured smilies.

:cute::tizzy::cute::tizzy::cute:

Funko
14-06-2010, 12:18:00
"I'm watching the game in Finland, where there must have been some technical difficulties, because for the first 10 minutes we were treated to aerial-view-only coverage," sobs Glenn Forde. "The Dutch defence may have its shortcomings, but those guys are pretty good at the whole standing-the-same-distance-apart thing."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/14/world-cup-2010-holland-denmark-live

Greg W
14-06-2010, 12:22:35
I think the Dutch should be wearing their away strip for this match, smilie wise. :sleep: :smoke: :sleep: :smoke: :sleep:

Greg W
14-06-2010, 12:32:53
:eek: works too. Awful own goal, hope it brings the match alive.

Funko
14-06-2010, 12:34:08
Guardian live blog have simultaneously given it to Agger and Paulsen.

Agger og sounds funnier so I hope it was him.

Funko
14-06-2010, 12:36:11
"How can you call Holland pedestrian when they're all cyclists," quips Tony Lazarus.

:D

Drekkus
14-06-2010, 13:21:43
2 - 0. What a marvelous, exciting, brilliant game!!!!

Greg W
14-06-2010, 13:23:39
Awful! :sleep:

:lol: @ funko's quote

Greg W
14-06-2010, 13:28:40
Guardian live blog have simultaneously given it to Agger and Paulsen.

Agger og sounds funnier so I hope it was him.Well, the cross flicked Agger's head, which was enough to put Paulsen off. Who then headed it into Agger's back (completely out of Agger's control or knowledge), from whence it drifted into the corner of the net.

Drekkus
14-06-2010, 13:28:48
Awful??? Every bit as exciting as the England game!!

Greg W
14-06-2010, 13:29:52
And you called that awful, so how can you argue? :p

Debaser
14-06-2010, 13:36:20
I didn't think it was too bad. Holland have obviously got a lot more to offer but they still played a pretty solid game. Denmark's og was unfortunate as they were just beginning to get going towards the end of the first half, but the result was fair.

Greg W
14-06-2010, 13:43:29
I was just taking the piss. :p

It was not a great match to watch though for a neutral.

Debaser
14-06-2010, 13:49:58
Adebayor is wearing an incredible shirt for the Japan vs Cameroon intro. Even Shearer's taking the piss. Like something a monkey butler would wear. And his phone's just gone off (classic old-style ringtone fact fans).

Greg W
14-06-2010, 13:58:36
Damn, I missed that... :(

Funko
14-06-2010, 14:10:20
Adebayor is wearing an incredible shirt for the Japan vs Cameroon intro. Even Shearer's taking the piss. Like something a monkey butler would wear. And his phone's just gone off (classic old-style ringtone fact fans).

I think you are the first poster to compare a black man to a monkey in this years world cup posting?

Greg W
14-06-2010, 14:28:10
And the cliched black butler too.

Debaser
14-06-2010, 14:29:40
Anything to stop Greg going on about flippin' Australia innit.

Funko
14-06-2010, 14:31:59
Great 2-0 win for Liverpool though.

Greg W
14-06-2010, 14:36:21
Anything to stop Greg going on about flippin' Australia innit.I haven't mentioned them in at least 6 hours.* :cute:





*That's a guess, I haven't actually checked

Greg W
15-06-2010, 13:41:33
Oh my. New Zealand stole a point there. Worst thing is my Eastern neighbours have done better than Australia so far. My only consolation being that was their easiest match and our hardest.

Oops, mentioned Australia again there, innit? :o

Fistandantilus
15-06-2010, 13:47:22
New Zealand are clearly better than Australia.

Funko
15-06-2010, 13:48:06
Did you mean to post this in the football thread or just generally?

Funko
15-06-2010, 13:49:58
Oh my. New Zealand stole a point there. Worst thing is my Eastern neighbours have done better than Australia so far. My only consolation being that was their easiest match and our hardest.

Oops, mentioned Australia again there, innit? :o

Points on the board! I think it's likely you won't get any points.

Greg W
15-06-2010, 14:21:43
I think we'll get either 1, 2 or 4 points. I do think the chances of 0 or 6 are highly unlikely. We'll see though.

Funko
15-06-2010, 14:26:31
Ok I bet you 1 beer that you get 0 points.

Back!
15-06-2010, 14:48:34
I think we'll get either 1, 2 or 4 points. I do think the chances of 0 or 6 are highly unlikely. We'll see though.

you overlooked 3 points

intentionally?

Greg W
15-06-2010, 14:54:32
Nah, just forgot it for some reason. :lol:Ok I bet you 1 beer that you get 0 points.I'll agree with that. Payable either when you come to Sydney (or nearby) or I go to London/Reading? :beer:

Funko
15-06-2010, 14:57:16
Deal. :beer:

Debaser
15-06-2010, 19:38:34
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Funko
15-06-2010, 20:39:33
:vuvu:

Debaser
15-06-2010, 20:45:36
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jsorense
15-06-2010, 21:41:07
Nice emotie, but soon tiresome.

jsorense
15-06-2010, 21:48:42
USA! USA! USA! USA!
Hey, you guys are acting like it never happened. :lol:

Funko
16-06-2010, 08:04:56
Huh? What?

Fistandantilus
16-06-2010, 08:42:59
j talking to himself. Move along, nothing to see here.

Cheshire Cat
16-06-2010, 09:00:03
:vuvu:
WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!
:vuvu:

mr_B
16-06-2010, 10:42:00
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MOBIUS
16-06-2010, 12:21:56
:vuvu:

Even the Vuvuzela smilies are annoying!:beer:

Greg W
16-06-2010, 15:09:09
OMFG Switzerland! :vuvu:

Mr. Bas
16-06-2010, 15:14:17
What's next? Greece winning?

Greg W
16-06-2010, 15:31:40
OMG! Almost 2 to the Swiss! :gasmaske_eek:

MOBIUS
16-06-2010, 15:32:12
I wish Venezuela was playing in this WC...:vuvu:

MOBIUS
16-06-2010, 15:33:20
Spain reverting to type?

Greg W
17-06-2010, 14:36:23
Oh my. Has Greece just been thrown a lifeline? :eek:

Greg W
17-06-2010, 15:32:12
Indeed they have.

Funko
17-06-2010, 15:32:48
Poor Enyeama. :(

paiktis
17-06-2010, 17:19:23
What's next? Greece winning?

:D

Funko
18-06-2010, 12:10:16
SERBIA!

Back!
18-06-2010, 12:12:23
KASE KLOSED!

zmama
18-06-2010, 13:01:14
What is closed cheese? :drekkus:

Greg W
18-06-2010, 14:08:00
SERBIA!:bash:

Greg W
18-06-2010, 14:13:39
Slovenia! :eek:

Funko
18-06-2010, 14:14:24
BOOM! Slovenia look great so far. Different team to the opening game.

Greg W
18-06-2010, 14:29:14
Yeah, they're showing just how crap England were. :p

Funko
18-06-2010, 14:30:11
:D

Funko
18-06-2010, 14:30:37
We scored after 4 minutes, 9 better. ;)

Greg W
18-06-2010, 14:34:30
Yeah, but they haven't conceded... Yet! ;)

Greg W
18-06-2010, 14:42:11
Nor did you score 2!!!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Greg W
18-06-2010, 15:09:50
Yeah, but they haven't conceded... Yet! ;)Alright, scratch that one...

Lurker
18-06-2010, 15:53:25
We wuz robbed.

Mightytree
18-06-2010, 20:13:29
I love watching England struggle.

Ellipsis
18-06-2010, 20:28:23
That was unbelievably bad.

Funko
18-06-2010, 20:42:40
What's unbelievable is that we can still win the group. :eek:

Debaser
18-06-2010, 20:54:32
Should be grateful for the point, totally didn't deserve it. Algeria are one of those teams England should dick 6-0. If Rooney wants the fans to stop booing he should stop playing like dogshit.

Luckily I'm supporting Germany and Holland in this tournament...

Greg W
19-06-2010, 00:44:56
England! Shame! :o

I am beginning to think that I should be tipping Argentina though! They're about the only top team playing vaguely near their potential! Either that or an outsider is going to win the thing! :clueless:

Greg W
19-06-2010, 02:38:01
Mind you, when I say England! Shame! :o I probably should be careful because it's likely we'll go out the back door tonight. Then again, the way upsets are going, who the heck knows? All I know is I gotta race home from work tonight and will probably still miss the first 5-10 mins of the game. :(

But with Grella injured, Kewell being advised my medicos not to play and Cahill suspended... not looking good. We're going to need a lot of the pluckiness and resilience we showed in 2006. :bounce::beer::bounce::beer::bounce:

Drekkus
19-06-2010, 13:27:27
Playing badly as today and still winning is bad enough. Can't imagine what it must feel like playing bad and not winning...

Funko
19-06-2010, 16:21:26
:lol: :(

mr_B
19-06-2010, 21:43:42
again we played like germans

zmama
19-06-2010, 23:28:00
Congrats!

Greg W
20-06-2010, 14:16:28
New Zealand now too! Bloody hell! :eek:

Funko
20-06-2010, 14:32:10
Nah, just forgot it for some reason. :lol:I'll agree with that. Payable either when you come to Sydney (or nearby) or I go to London/Reading? :beer:

I owe you a beer. :beer:

Nills Lagerbaak
20-06-2010, 15:40:31
Luckily I'm supporting Germany and Holland in this tournament...


Where's the "like" button?

Greg W
20-06-2010, 16:02:19
I owe you a beer. :beer:I know, I mentioned it in the "Aussie Rugby" thread. :p

Funko
21-06-2010, 08:02:30
All I saw was aussie whingeing about red cards. ;)

MOBIUS
21-06-2010, 09:42:52
My god, what an evil fouling git that Kaka is...:lol:

mr_B
21-06-2010, 10:02:00
'loved the way he laughed when he went off

MDA
21-06-2010, 11:17:05
again we played like germans

you crushed Poland and frightened France into surrendering?

Greg W
21-06-2010, 13:29:04
All I saw was aussie whingeing about red cards. ;)We have a user named "aussie"? :confused:

Lurker
23-06-2010, 15:53:57
Good lord was that exciting. Congrats to England, too.

Fistandantilus
23-06-2010, 16:05:30
someone forgot to wear his cap it seems :cute:

Funko
23-06-2010, 16:15:17
Well deserved by the USA. :beer:

self biased
25-06-2010, 15:07:08
http://www.cracked.com/articleimages/randall/mouth3.jpg

Japher
25-06-2010, 15:13:51
bud lime does suck... whatever made them think it would be good?

Lurker
25-06-2010, 15:24:28
They tasted it without the lime first.

Back!
25-06-2010, 15:51:33
LOL @ millions!

MDA
26-06-2010, 21:54:43
Damn defense.

MDA
28-06-2010, 11:00:54
"Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win." - Funko

paiktis
28-06-2010, 12:39:41
He said it so many times it became a metaphysical self fullfilling prophecy and it got fulfilled.