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Immoral Wombat
20-03-2010, 18:03:33
Somebody had to do it and it was either going to be me or self-biased.:smoke:

My personal favorite has to the blue rinse ladies in the Amsterdam red light district.

self biased
20-03-2010, 19:08:10
actually, i've never had to pay for it. Koshko might be able to supply more information on that process, though.

Venom
20-03-2010, 21:48:17
No. No you didn't have to do it. Worst copy cat of the year.

Koshko
20-03-2010, 22:22:04
Try Craigslist. It worked for me!

self biased
21-03-2010, 15:20:06
emmy's sister should be ashamed of herself.

Koshko
21-03-2010, 19:19:53
It was only handjobs ... for $120!

You can find chicks that would actually fuck you for less. They might not be the best looking, but if you are paying for sex, your standards probably aren't that high anyway.

Greg W
22-03-2010, 01:06:58
I had a friend years ago (back when I could afford to pay them) who used to hypothesize that using hookers was cheaper in the long run. Saved you buying them dinner, drinks and all the other costs that go with dating, when it wasn't even assured you'd get anything.

This way, he said, you got to pick different women all the time without one getting jealous over the other one. You never had to worry about whether you called them back or not. You never had to go out with them, lavish all your money on them then go home with nothing to show for it. And so on.

Having said that, he was ex navy, so that may have had some impact on his choices. Not my thing, but different strokes for different people I guess. Wonder if he ever grew out of that one?

MDA
22-03-2010, 12:07:26
yes, shortly after things started growing out of him

paiktis
22-03-2010, 15:40:39
As an acquientance once said. I don't pay hookers to fuck them. I pay them to get lost afterwards.

paiktis
22-03-2010, 15:54:30
Although in all honesty, it's not really worth it.
You feel like a wanker paying for it and there is no intimacy. Blowjob, fuck, chit chat bye.

Coming to think about it maybe he was right.

Koshko
24-03-2010, 03:14:07
GFE

MOBIUS
24-03-2010, 14:23:44
Get a hooker, fuck her, exit?

Funko
24-03-2010, 14:30:12
Careful comma placement there.

Greg W
24-03-2010, 14:31:12
:lol:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
24-03-2010, 14:49:33
:lol:

MOBIUS
24-03-2010, 15:46:57
:brwncard:

King_Ghidra
24-03-2010, 17:21:33
entrances and exits being somewhat interchangeable in these kind of transactions

paiktis
24-03-2010, 22:36:46
The counted on the fingers of one hand times I went to the so called houses of tolerance (more to see what those were) I found myself in a peculiar situation where my freedom of expression was compromised.
There's a bad example and a good example.
The bad example is when a hooker (I don't even remember ) said that a man would love her even if he found out what she was doing and was repeadedly asking for my consent on her point of view. I don't think she was of good character and I wanted to say propably that stands for other would be ex hookers but not for you. But when you know that there are 2 goons outside waiting, you tend to let such trivial arguments slide by.


The good example is when a girl (of legal age I'm sure) kept asking me if I was married. I said I'm sure I couldn't support you honey (financially) and that was that. Phew.
For some reason that last case stood in my mind for quite a few days.

Koshko
25-03-2010, 03:16:26
Get a hooker, fuck her, exit?

GirlFriend Experience

Learn your escort slang.

King_Ghidra
25-03-2010, 09:13:53
is there going to be a test?

Koshko
26-03-2010, 00:30:08
Just a STD one.

Immoral Wombat
26-03-2010, 01:18:08
The good example is when a girl (of legal age I'm sure) kept asking me if I was married. I said I'm sure I couldn't support you honey (financially) and that was that. Phew.

Dude, I think she was offering to support you financially.:smoke:

paiktis
27-03-2010, 18:56:47
Damn I lost my only chance in life to get rich :D

King_Ghidra
28-03-2010, 22:13:50
sounds like the film Pretty Woman could have been

Koshko
31-03-2010, 03:16:46
It has more of a Milk Money quality to it.

Drekkus
31-03-2010, 14:46:37
Careful comma placement there.

:lol: