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Lurker
04-03-2010, 18:35:33
1. If you happen to look out your hotel window and see a young couple having sex in the hottub on the roof of an adjacent building, don't tell your wife. She'll just yell at you and make you stop watching.

Japher
04-03-2010, 18:38:21
2. If you happen to look out your hotel window and see a young couple having sex in the hottub on the roof of an adjacent building, take plenty of photos and post them on the web or else those you do tell will make fun of you.

thanks for nothing

MOBIUS
04-03-2010, 18:43:59
Clearly it didn't happen - no evidence!:rolleyes:

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-03-2010, 19:54:11
1. If you happen to look out your hotel window and see a young couple having sex in the hottub on the roof of an adjacent building, don't tell your wife. She'll just yell at you and make you stop watching.



Well I too would be pissed off if you interrupted me while I was having sex in a hottub.

paiktis
04-03-2010, 20:24:26
evidently.
in a business trip i was staying in the lux room of the hilton near the opera in paris and (f course it was pyed) it costs something like 800 eyros a night.
as a room it was ok, very comfy bed and some expensive original paintings on the wall.

however at the toilet there was no curtains to draw or anything else to obscure the view, so the residents of the opposite hotel watched me taking glorious dumps in all transparency. in an 800 euros a night room

Lurker
04-03-2010, 21:18:07
Here I am selflessly trying to help you pathetic fools and this is the thanks I get.

Paiktis, I'm guessing the rooms in the hotel across the way cost about 10 euros a night.

mr_B
05-03-2010, 01:18:26
1. If you happen to look out your hotel window and see a young couple having sex in the hottub on the roof of an adjacent building, don't tell your wife. She'll just yell at you and make you stop watching.
:lol::lol::lol:

and no fokkin I guess

Funko
05-03-2010, 08:43:45
Well I too would be pissed off if you interrupted me while I was having sex in a hottub.

:lol:

Drekkus
05-03-2010, 15:42:35
lurker, was it BGH in the tub?

Lurker
05-03-2010, 16:29:57
I couldn't answer that without seeing pics of his wife's tatoo, assuming she has one.

On second thought, I guess that wouldn't prove anything.