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07-01-2010, 12:35:08
Why did the baker have brown hands?

07-01-2010, 13:38:59
i don't know

Provost Harrison
07-01-2010, 13:45:01
I don't want to know :nervous:

07-01-2010, 13:45:26
I know but don't want to say

07-01-2010, 14:07:47
He kneaded a poo!:brwncard:

07-01-2010, 14:13:31
worst joke evah

07-01-2010, 14:22:19

Provost Harrison
07-01-2010, 14:28:00

Greg W
07-01-2010, 14:35:03
Well, the title of the thread says it all really!

07-01-2010, 14:58:51
Well, what else did you expect...?:D

07-01-2010, 15:02:59
Isn't every thread a crap joke thread?

07-01-2010, 15:05:37
Well then, this is a crap crap joke thread as it has a crap crap joke.:)

I mean, what better kind of crap job is there?

07-01-2010, 16:27:42
Stolen from the EVE forums, of all places:

Two Welsh guys decide to go on a moose hunt in Canada. Barwyn has a great hunt and bags 5 moose, while Berwyn has decent success and bags 3. They show up at the airport for the return flight with their 8 moose. The pilot says the moose are too heavy and there's no way Barwyn and Berwyn can take them on the plane. Barwyn starts arguing with the pilot, telling him how much the trip had cost and complaining that they had been on the same trip last year, with the same type airplane, bagged the same number of moose, and the pilot had let them take the moose on the plane. Finally the pilot agrees to let them take the moose with them.

About 5 minutes into the flight, it becomes clear that the plane is overloaded and it crashes. Barwyn is a bit dazed as a result of the crash, and as he regains consciousness sees Berwyn and asks him where the hell they are. Berwyn replies "Oh, about 2 miles away from where we crashed last year."

07-01-2010, 22:25:32

Greg W
07-01-2010, 23:07:19