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Asher
29-12-2009, 08:32:22
So, spill. What's going on there in Sweden? That was pretty quick.

Drekkus
29-12-2009, 08:58:22
what was quick?

Asher
29-12-2009, 09:06:50
He found a Swedish girl

Drekkus
29-12-2009, 09:27:05
he did???? That suave american beast! A blonde with big boobs?

Asher
29-12-2009, 09:34:06
Are there any other kinds?

Drekkus
29-12-2009, 09:50:06
damn. supposed to be a new thread all togeter. :nervous:




But yes, I guess all swedish girls are blonde with big boobs. They must be. I want them to be.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-12-2009, 12:50:01
Are there any other kinds?


Robert Redford.

Venom
29-12-2009, 12:58:06
It's the old lady he was going to move in with.

JM^3
29-12-2009, 13:58:29
She is a visiting student, not a swedish girl. Very nice and attractive and younger than me.

JM

JM^3
29-12-2009, 13:59:20
And I spend way too much time talking to her online right now.

JM

Drekkus
29-12-2009, 15:13:46
Is she blonde with big boobies. We need to know.

Venom
29-12-2009, 15:17:01
Where's she visiting from? Did you go all the way to Sweden to find an American girl? Because you just left a place that had lots of those.

Lazarus and the Gimp
29-12-2009, 15:23:15
And I spend way too much time talking to her online right now.

JM


You're doing it wrong!

JM^3
29-12-2009, 15:23:32
Is she blonde with big boobies. We need to know.

No.

She isn't american either.

She is very pretty, and nice, and I like talking to her a lot (and yeah, I have spent time with her as well).

JM

Japher
29-12-2009, 15:30:54
Is she filapino?

JM^3
29-12-2009, 15:38:18
No

JM

Lurker
29-12-2009, 16:03:55
Does she play EVE?

self biased
29-12-2009, 16:21:01
you should totally get her to post here and on apolyton

JM^3
29-12-2009, 17:22:05
She isn't a nerd.

JM

Venom
29-12-2009, 17:27:04
Does she like....like-LIKE you? Or are you just paying for her lunch?

mr_B
29-12-2009, 18:24:31
Where's she visiting from? Did you go all the way to Sweden to find an American girl? Because you just left a place that had lots of those.

:lol:
a good advice from mr. Casanova himself

Japher
29-12-2009, 21:21:21
She's an import! How exotic.

Oerdin
30-12-2009, 00:11:23
I just noticed that too. "Jonathan Andrew Miller is in a relationship."

MOBIUS
30-12-2009, 00:50:02
But it's got to be a real one, not a pretend one.

alsieboo
01-01-2010, 23:34:20
It's practically the same thing if it's on facebook.

jsorense
01-01-2010, 23:50:15
No.

She isn't american either.

She is very pretty, and nice, and I like talking to her a lot (and yeah, I have spent time with her as well).

JM
wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?:cute:

self biased
02-01-2010, 04:40:07
wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean?:cute:

a nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat.

devilmunchkin
02-01-2010, 08:46:15
congratulations :)

Oerdin
02-01-2010, 09:58:38
Jon's getting some poon. Tell us the truth, man. Is she Russian? Did you get yourself a mail order bride?

VetLegion_
02-01-2010, 10:44:29
Is she filapino?

:lol:

Funko
04-01-2010, 09:31:11
:beer: Congrats Jon.

What do her parents do?

mr_B
04-01-2010, 10:51:27
and what is her cup size?

Funko
04-01-2010, 11:48:04
OMG there are now pics of actual kissing on facebook!

Nice work Jon. :beer:

mr_B
04-01-2010, 11:48:49
bravo

Funko
04-01-2010, 11:49:40
ps. Why the yellow nose?

mr_B
04-01-2010, 11:50:44
you've got a yellow nose, I can make some bad jokes now but I will be all mature

mr_B
04-01-2010, 11:51:23
ahhhh brilliant minds again

MDA
04-01-2010, 11:52:18
no one asked if she was married?

JM^3
04-01-2010, 12:31:48
I don't know what her parents do... I didn't even think to ask.

She has not been married.

I think that was just the lighting from the camera, I didn't see a yellow nose when I looked at myself in the mirror.

Jon Miller

Funko
04-01-2010, 12:42:12
Wait, you went to buy bras before the movie?

JM^3
04-01-2010, 12:56:26
Err, no, we stopped at a store and she was looking at stuff. Mostly pants. I think the main shopping area in Sweden is close to the theatre.

Jon Miller

Funko
04-01-2010, 12:59:20
Is she English?

JM^3
04-01-2010, 13:00:47
South African.

JM

mr_B
04-01-2010, 13:37:43
ahhh so she speaks ancient Dutch

mr_B
04-01-2010, 13:39:50
I think that was just the lighting from the camera, I didn't see a yellow nose when I looked at myself in the mirror.
Jon Miller

Do you drink loads of fruit drinks like orange juice?
Then that is the problem, they give you an orange nose in pictures, my little niece has got an orange nose in pics aswell

Funko
04-01-2010, 13:47:46
Or if mr_B eats paprika crisps, has a wank then rubs his cock on your nose.

JM^3
04-01-2010, 13:52:36
She sounds really english and pokes at mine.

JM

mr_B
04-01-2010, 13:53:57
bah maaik

Funko
04-01-2010, 13:54:59
Argh! I'm sorry jjmm!

JM^3
04-01-2010, 14:02:00
Well, I knew I didn't speak good english; I didn't know that what I didn't speak well was american.

JM

mr_B
04-01-2010, 14:08:28
Argh! I'm sorry jjmm!

..

Funko
04-01-2010, 14:21:56
Well, I knew I didn't speak good english; I didn't know that what I didn't speak well was american.

JM

:lol::beer:

Asher
04-01-2010, 15:05:33
Nicely done, JM...she's beautiful. :)

Greg W
04-01-2010, 15:08:40
She looks nice Jon. :beer:

Not sure I needed to see the picture of the two of you kissing though! Teach me to scroll forward through pics without previewing the album! :eek:

Lurker
04-01-2010, 15:45:02
I always knew this day would come. Brings a tear to my eye. :beer:

Lurker the Seconder
04-01-2010, 16:03:45
I know I know

Funko
04-01-2010, 16:53:21
Nicely done, JM...she's beautiful. :)

HETERO!

Asher
04-01-2010, 16:59:13
Some cars are beautiful also but I won't shove it in its tail pipe.

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-01-2010, 17:37:25
As I'm not on Facebook, I'll go by the feedback above that she's hot. And that helps reassure me that good things go to nice people in the end.

Cheshire Cat
04-01-2010, 18:31:51
into which end?

The Mad Monk
04-01-2010, 19:10:56
Our little Jon's all grown up! :cry:

Provost Harrison
04-01-2010, 21:11:09
Well man, I hope some of your luck rubs off on me :p

I Am Not Jon Miller
04-01-2010, 21:39:51
I don't belong in this thread

Funko
05-01-2010, 08:51:09
As I'm not on Facebook, I'll go by the feedback above that she's hot. And that helps reassure me that good things go to nice people in the end.

:beer:

JM^3
05-01-2010, 11:16:55
Thanks all.

JM

MOBIUS
05-01-2010, 11:22:03
Clearly the US was holding you back!:beer:

Japher
05-01-2010, 19:43:53
Over there he's "exotic"

MOBIUS
05-01-2010, 21:32:34
I've always enjoyed being exotic. I'm not allowed to these days...

Provost Harrison
05-01-2010, 21:57:31
There's nowhere on Earth that being Welsh is considered exotic. Not even in Scotland :p

mr_B
05-01-2010, 22:11:16
that's a lie PH

We Dutchies find it extremely exotic

Provost Harrison
05-01-2010, 22:52:30
Do you find Belgians exotic as well?

mr_B
05-01-2010, 23:02:52
abso fokkin lutely

Provost Harrison
05-01-2010, 23:10:14
inderdeed!

devilmunchkin
06-01-2010, 04:58:38
I think being Welsh is exotic. Then again, I like UK men - especially the English. nommy voices (mostly)

Funko
06-01-2010, 09:30:46
nom nom nom

http://davethinking.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/homer-simpson-with-doughnut.jpg

mr_B
06-01-2010, 10:03:45
:lol:

mr_B
06-01-2010, 10:33:14
bet he used this

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/useless.jpg

The Shaker
06-01-2010, 12:43:18
I imagine it would be a function of time though.

Spartak
06-01-2010, 17:15:41
Jeeze, did JM really find a girlfriend? well done Sir!