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devilmunchkin
27-12-2009, 23:32:50
was there a story by Laz this year?

Greg W
28-12-2009, 02:14:43
Other than the wedding at the ultra posh place, with the pic with the hot lady with the hair that would have taken ages to do and got on really well with all the kids in the background?

Not sure, bad memory and all... :drekkus:

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2009, 13:32:10
Nope. I'm juggling being too busy with being too unwell. My sense of humour struggles when I'm coughing up some sort of primordial ooze.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2009, 13:54:00
It's also getting really tricky to write stuff now.

"Daddy? What are you writing?"

"It's a story."

"Can I read it?"

"Ummmm....not really...."

"Why not?"

"Because it's very rude and childish."

Scabrous Birdseed
28-12-2009, 14:10:21
I think your problem is that you've got this silly idea of raising your kids to be responsible and grown-up.

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-12-2009, 18:43:20
I'll settle for them just not using the expression "Cunting fuck" in Primary school classes.

Drekkus
28-12-2009, 19:58:07
is there a diffference between a fucking cunt and a cunting fuck?

Japher
28-12-2009, 20:23:29
Own Goal!

devilmunchkin
31-12-2009, 20:43:15
I think your problem is that you've got this silly idea of raising your kids to be responsible and grown-up.

One of his kids had the word "twat" as their first word. What does that say? :ninja:

paiktis
01-01-2010, 18:39:42
The kid has what it takes to make it

Funko
04-01-2010, 09:25:45
is there a diffference between a fucking cunt and a cunting fuck?

cunting fuck is ruder.

I don't know why.

mr_B
04-01-2010, 11:00:12
Dhy!!

Spartak
06-01-2010, 17:09:30
Aren't kids lovely. Mine do that too.