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Funko
23-12-2009, 12:48:29
Well?

Bossman
23-12-2009, 13:00:55
1. Trained as a professional wine taster
2. Played far too much WoW for my own good
3. Got a job as a model for 26 seconds before being kicked in the balls and told to piss off
4. Left CG forever
5. Learned to play expert on Guitar Hero
6. Bought a house
7. Bought and sold 3 cars
8. Come in and out of the worsst relationship of my life
9. Went back into the worst relationship of my life
10. Left worst relationship of my life again
11. Been best man 2 times at mates weddings
12. Have been to the toilet approximately 2600 times
13. Have bought an awful lot of sun cream
14. Almost got arrested in Stockholm
15. Called numerous people gay twats
16. Have been snowed in three times
17. Wondered what it'd be like if pidgeons didn't exist
18. Launched personal vendetta on pidgeons
19. Pidgeons won
20. Shit everywhere
21. Sponsored a goat in Afghanistan
22. Got fleased in Morroco
23. Dispelled my dillusions of grandeur
24. Attempted to win a nobel peace prize
25. Apparently gun running to the losing side didn't constitute peaceful behaviour
26. Watched 2500 hours of TV
27. Watched the Star Trek film 5 times
28. Finally defeated Ghengis Kahn in Civ 4 on Deity
29. Bought a spacehopper as I never had one as a kid
30. Have lied, cheated and stolen my way through life thus far.

I could go on.... :)

Funko
23-12-2009, 13:06:18
should we play guess what percentage of those things are lies? :D

Funko
23-12-2009, 13:09:32
2600 toilet trips in 5 years is just over once a day. Doesn't sound a lot!

Bossman
23-12-2009, 13:16:43
yeah probably closer to 3600 with being drunk added into the equation.

And yes, would be interesting to see what percentage you think of that list is bullshit. :)

Funko
23-12-2009, 13:21:15
I particularly like this pair:

23. Dispelled my dillusions of grandeur
24. Attempted to win a nobel peace prize

Bossman
23-12-2009, 13:25:28
They're both true

Funko
23-12-2009, 13:36:48
I don't see how they can both be true.

Japher
23-12-2009, 13:47:03
You never had a chance. What with Obama having said "Peace"... he was a shoo in

Japher
23-12-2009, 13:47:29
I have him winning the World Cup in my office pool

Bossman
23-12-2009, 14:00:39
I don't see how they can both be true.

Really? I hadn't noticed the sheer irony myself.

Funko
23-12-2009, 14:07:59
I thought not.

The Shaker
23-12-2009, 14:14:48
'Sponsored' a goat.

Funko
23-12-2009, 14:19:28
That's why he almost got arrested in Stockholm.

Japher
23-12-2009, 14:22:54
Is it almost illegal there?

mr_B
23-12-2009, 14:28:17
11. Been best man 2 times at mates weddings


soso

Bossman
23-12-2009, 14:41:17
Got to love a bit of goat

Tizzy
23-12-2009, 14:44:57
Only when curried

Bossman
23-12-2009, 14:58:00
Good call Tizzy! I only had that for the first time a year ago, it was delicious! Who'd have thought Goats would be so versatile.

jsorense
24-12-2009, 06:33:54
Bossman, what do you think aboot California vino?

jsorense
24-12-2009, 06:54:18
Oh, and by the way, welcome back old dude. :bounce::bounce::bounce:

Funko
24-12-2009, 10:27:39
Bossman, what do you think aboot California vino?

We got a few bottles of California vino as wedding presents. Tizzy reckons the Seghesio 2006 Sonoma Zinfandel is possibly her favourite wine ever. It's an absolute monster.

Venom
24-12-2009, 17:46:50
I'm guessing that's not the one we got for you from the homeless guy on the street by out house.

Lurker
24-12-2009, 20:31:56
So it was you who stole my wine!

Venom
25-12-2009, 03:43:12
See the word I left out there was our....it was supposed to say "by our out house"

Sir Penguin
25-12-2009, 03:55:20
Bossman has been masturbating for the last 5 years.

SP

devilmunchkin
27-12-2009, 10:51:32
What is sun cream?

Sun block?

Koshko
28-12-2009, 02:18:46
It's like ice cream but burnier.

Bossman
28-12-2009, 11:47:44
Bossman has been masturbating for the last 5 years.

SP

Show me a man who doesn't and I'll show you a liar! :P (unless you're Funko where this seems to be the relevant thing: :funko: (wouldn't mind knowing why out of interest!))

Good to see you still hanging around jsorence :beer: I've had some pretty decent Californian wines but I don't really know a huge amount about them unortunately. I wasn't a big fan of the original Zinfandel wines, but there are some really good merlot and malbec wines coming out of the wineries.

Tizzy
28-12-2009, 17:40:03
Oh my God I met Bossman yesterday!

The Shaker
28-12-2009, 17:45:15
how is the accounting going?

Japher
28-12-2009, 20:25:28
better then the aspelling?

MattHiggs
29-12-2009, 13:33:44
Hugo Bossman

mr_B
29-12-2009, 18:26:18
Oh my God I met Bossman yesterday!

was he everything Funko told us?

nerdy, stjoepit and stinky stinky

Tizzy
30-12-2009, 11:20:18
He seemed nice.
He's going to bring wine.

(those two statements may or may not be connected)

mr_B
30-12-2009, 14:08:58
:lol:

jsorense
01-01-2010, 23:44:48
S
Good to see you still hanging around jsorence :beer: I've had some pretty decent Californian wines but I don't really know a huge amount about them unortunately. I wasn't a big fan of the original Zinfandel wines, but there are some really good merlot and malbec wines coming out of the wineries.

My poor ignorant boy, what do you mean by "the original Zins"? In recent decades most producers of this original California varietal have strayed from the grape's characteristic strengths, with the famous exception of Turley.
As for merlots, have you not acknowledged the gospel of the movie "Sideways?" :smoke:

Funko
04-01-2010, 09:15:05
Speaking of Sideways, we're off to San Francisco for a week in April, and will probably have a few wine trips...