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Funko
15-12-2009, 13:03:33
I'm here to present the first few awards, I'm sure I'll be followed by others. We'll build up during the week to the big awards of Poster, Thread and Post of the year. I'll start a new thread to collect nominations.

1. Canadian of the Decade

Lurker! Lurker's dominance of the Canadian of the year titles during the noughties has been unprecedented. Some people say that Canadian of the year is an easy title to win with such meagre competition, but you can only beat what's put in front of you. Congratulations! :beer:

2. Poster to blame for the Decade

It's all Bossman's fault.

3. CG Meat of the Decade

The beef in Oerdin's cider which IIRC he had to clean out of the cornicing on his house with a toothbrush. This is a real

4. Song of the Decade

Comfortably Bummed by Pink Floyd and Sir Penguin. A beautiful expression of the wonder of physical love and cushions.

5. Most Pointless Expenditure of Public Money by a CGer

Mr_B's brilliantly brilliant waste of Euromillions on a bridge to nowhere that's under water half the time. I think I speak for all European tax payers when I say we're glad that our money is being used for such excellent artisic pursuits.

That's it for now, more later! (or post your own)

mr_B
15-12-2009, 13:07:16
@ 5. nono not half the time, maybe once a year. with a little luck due to global warming it could be half the time

Funko
15-12-2009, 13:08:30
You want to lose the award?

mr_B
15-12-2009, 13:13:27
uhhh no

Greg W
15-12-2009, 15:27:36
I think mr_B has to get the "slept with the most married ladies" award. Though, people could very well be holding out on the truth with that one!

Mose has to get statistician of the decade.

Provost for most publicly embarrassing photo? Or Drekkus for pissing in the sink?

Lurker
15-12-2009, 15:35:29
You want to lose the award?

:lol:

Funko
15-12-2009, 15:37:08
Provost for most publicly embarrassing photo? Or Drekkus for pissing in the sink?

Or The Chimpmunk?

Greg W
15-12-2009, 15:48:30
Chipmunk? You've lost me there...

Lurker
15-12-2009, 15:49:27
There really is a lot of funny stuff that's been posted here. Too bad all the LAME ASS COPYCAT THREADS ruin everything. ;)

Asher
15-12-2009, 16:09:36
Lurker, Imma let you finish, but clearly I was the Canadian of the Year.

Funko
15-12-2009, 16:11:15
Has anyone got the Chipmunk picture for Greg? We can't have lost it!

Venom
15-12-2009, 16:12:07
I'll cry if we've lost that picture. It's the second funniest picture I've ever seen.

Funko
15-12-2009, 16:15:02
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/chipmunk.jpg

Funko
15-12-2009, 16:17:44
Lurker, Imma let you finish, but clearly I was the Canadian of the Year.

You're not even Canadian are you?

Lurker
15-12-2009, 16:34:16
He's a poser.

Funko
15-12-2009, 16:38:25
He's just your average angry American IT worker desperate to get some girl to shag him.

Asher
15-12-2009, 16:47:35
How dare you call me American. I thought we were best of friends.

Can I be American of the year?

Funko
15-12-2009, 16:51:05
Yeah, I don't think we have any other Americans who've posted here this year.

Asher - American of the Year!

Lurker
15-12-2009, 16:52:41
Yes, that should solve everything. Funko is a jeenyus (even though it was Asher's idea).

Best proof of his Americanism is his utter lack of hockey knowledge.

Asher
15-12-2009, 17:03:04
Yes, that should solve everything. Funko is a jeenyus (even though it was Asher's idea).

Best proof of his Americanism is his utter lack of hockey knowledge.

The sign of a true genius is knowing when to steal others' ideas.

^^^ True quote, by me.

mr_B
15-12-2009, 17:04:54
:shoot: X fear

Venom
15-12-2009, 18:09:33
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/chipmunk.jpg

And now the tears are tears of laughter.

MDA
15-12-2009, 18:10:42
Someone ask Bossman where he got that hat.

MOBIUS
15-12-2009, 21:31:29
Can I be poster with the best imaginary friends?

Best Welsh poster?

Ummm...

Lazarus and the Gimp
15-12-2009, 22:01:55
I think mr_B has to get the "slept with the most married ladies" award.


Vincent wins that one easily, even though the people the ladies in question were married to was him.

Greg W
16-12-2009, 01:02:37
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/chipmunk.jpg:lol:

I either missed that first time or forgot all about it. Probably the latter... :o

Koshko
16-12-2009, 02:57:41
http://www.muf.me.uk/files/chipmunk.jpg

Fuck it. I'm posting this elsewhere.

Drekkus
16-12-2009, 14:39:12
Playmobil Play of the Decade goes to Vincent with his Boffman adventure

self biased
17-12-2009, 04:42:35
i thought lurker was from new jersey.

Asher
17-12-2009, 05:12:49
I think that's the joke. It's why I'm American of the Year also, despite it being a half-truth.

Funko
17-12-2009, 08:50:02
Lurker's aboot as Canadian as you can get.

Oerdin
17-12-2009, 09:26:53
I think that's the joke. It's why I'm American of the Year also, despite it being a half-truth.

New Jersey is the Canada of America. It's a crappy place no one wants to visit where life if hell.

mr_B
17-12-2009, 11:10:39
I love new Jersey

Drekkus
17-12-2009, 11:43:05
I just bought a new jersey

Funko
17-12-2009, 12:09:17
In the US I have only visited NY, New Jersey and LAX.

King_Ghidra
17-12-2009, 13:09:10
Good story.

Greg W
17-12-2009, 13:11:12
was was

mr_B
17-12-2009, 13:35:36
inderdeed

Lurker
17-12-2009, 13:54:02
Some of you have it all mixed up. I was born on the Isle of Jersey, son of a dutch father and german mother. That right there explains a lot. We emigrated to Canadia two years later following the incident. I'm told we thought we were moving to the U.S., but it turned out Halifax wasn't in Massachusetts after all.

A promising career as the next Wayne Gretzgy was ruined by the twins from Fredricton, who turned out to be ruthless stalkers, although concededly hot hot hot ruthless stalkers. I've been homeless ever since. :(

mr_B
17-12-2009, 13:55:09
harr harr

alsieboo
17-12-2009, 22:17:13
I've been trying to tell people about comfortably bummed, it's so amazing! And I eat dolphins, who was it that sang about the fuck trumpet? Aaah, good times.

mr_B
17-12-2009, 23:09:42
dooooooooooo di dooooooooooooo
U bitch

Venom
18-12-2009, 14:34:56
i am poster of the decade.

Funko
18-12-2009, 15:04:45
You're the only nomination so far.

Vincent
21-12-2009, 20:52:23
I'm the decadent deacon of the decade

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 11:23:38
dooooooooooo di dooooooooooooo
U bitch

Oooh, the "Just cooooool it" thread by whatshisname!!!

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 11:35:56
The Huge Manatee thread was funny because Gary didn't think it was funny.

Bossman
22-12-2009, 11:44:44
I was stunned, I couldn't stand it... think I'm going to run away.. AWAY!

Seriously, that photo is FUCKING awful! :) What's the deal with the adventure of Boffman?!?

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 11:54:22
Oh, and the 'Lurker Laptop LOL thread' was funny too.

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 11:55:52
And Funko's Perl Necklace thread was a classic too!

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 11:56:55
I was stunned, I couldn't stand it... think I'm going to run away.. AWAY!

Seriously, that photo is FUCKING awful! :) What's the deal with the adventure of Boffman?!?
What photo, the huge manatee one?

The Boffman adventure is Vincent's playmobile saga.

Greg W
22-12-2009, 14:42:41
I'll nominate Paiktis for poster of the decade. Quality, alcohol, chicks, drugs, psychoses and rambling all mixed into one! :beer:

mr_B
22-12-2009, 15:27:41
And Funko's Perl Necklace thread was a classic too!

that's from the nerdy place you fewl

mr_B
22-12-2009, 15:28:49
Oooh, the "Just cooooool it" thread by whatshisname!!!

huh?

Lurker
22-12-2009, 20:33:39
Happily happy people from that very seriously serious CG Meet of the Month:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/LurkertheSecond/100_0005.jpg?t=1261513838

Lurker
22-12-2009, 20:34:20
Sorry for the size. Management are free to scale it down, lazy wankers.

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 20:56:06
:lol: That's actually a great pic. All the brits looking away in embarrasment, the dutch staring senselessly into the camera.

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 20:57:12
that's from the nerdy place you fewl

No, the let's make fun of the nerds who don't get my perl necklace joke thread was right here.

Asher
22-12-2009, 21:26:01
Who is the guy second from the left?

protein
22-12-2009, 21:30:51
can i nominate the "protein's avatar" thread for something?

Lurker
22-12-2009, 21:39:15
Who is the guy second from the left?

Shaker.

Bossman
22-12-2009, 21:48:59
Shaker.

That looks more like King Ghidra to me!

Asher
22-12-2009, 22:45:32
It's odd, but Shaker looks normal.

Drekkus
22-12-2009, 22:59:21
can i nominate the "protein's avatar" thread for something?

That one and the one about you getting a haircut that made you want to kill yourself.

Koshko
23-12-2009, 01:08:19
:lol: That's actually a great pic. All the brits looking away in embarrasment, the dutch staring senselessly into the camera.


The woman having no desire being around any of the guys.

Greg W
23-12-2009, 05:16:54
Drekkus looks like he just found out it's his shout and somebody told him how much it's going to cost!

And Funko looks sad cos his beer isn't full...

Either that or Funko hit on Drekkus. :gotit: That probably explains the expressions better in fact...

Funko
23-12-2009, 09:54:08
The woman having no desire being around any of the guys.

Quite wise, she's now had 2 babies by The Shaker!

mr_B
23-12-2009, 11:03:41
http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs194.snc3/20137_232252726406_626786406_4065044_752813_n.jpg
at this great pic Lurker's beer is full .....AMAZING

mr_B
23-12-2009, 11:04:18
ow and Drekkus looks like he is flabbergasted

mr_B
23-12-2009, 11:05:27
That one and the one about you getting a haircut that made you want to kill yourself.

hahahaha loved that thread

Venom
23-12-2009, 15:01:13
I forgot how ugly Lurker was.

mr_B
23-12-2009, 15:02:07
nonono that's Drekkus at the right

mr_B
23-12-2009, 15:03:09
Happily happy people from that very seriously serious CG Meet of the Month:

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a367/LurkertheSecond/100_0005.jpg?t=1261513838

hey Drekkus, do you still have that sweater?

worth a fortune nowadays

Venom
23-12-2009, 15:04:08
nonono that's Drekkus at the right

I remembered how ugly he was.

Lurker
23-12-2009, 16:02:35
:lol: