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Funko
04-12-2009, 14:17:38
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/4776152.Bognor_student_breaks_into_morgue_to_check _if_girl_is_dead/

A lovestruck Bognor student smashed his way into a mortuary with an axe because he feared a girl he fancied had died.

Panic-stricken Benjamin Barton spent about 90 minutes scouring confidential records and even looking at bodies in a bizarre attempt to find out whether she was there.

He had fallen for Amy Ogdon, who he had met at a Christian Union meeting at Southampton University, but when he and mutual friends could not contact her, he feared the worst.
:heart::heart::heart::heart:

Drekkus
04-12-2009, 14:19:05
Bognor, Ogdon, is this Lord of the Rings?

Funko
04-12-2009, 14:27:20
Yes Pippin.

Drekkus
04-12-2009, 14:42:18
I'd be pimpin' Pippin

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-12-2009, 15:45:00
Pippinus minor or maior?

Lurker
04-12-2009, 16:10:33
Bet that bitch answers her phone the next time.

Japher
04-12-2009, 16:13:41
If he was any good at stalking her she wouldn't have gotten out of his sight

MDA
04-12-2009, 16:30:52
Yes, Pippin, there is a Santa Claus.

:p

King_Ghidra
04-12-2009, 16:32:16
Ogdon is a very romantic name.

This is why some girls can't wait to be married. Mandy Tart, for instance

Funko
04-12-2009, 16:34:19
I feel sorry for her twin brother Randy.

King_Ghidra
04-12-2009, 16:35:22
He can't even change his name by marrying.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-12-2009, 18:04:10
More precisely, he can't even change his name by marrying his sister.

RedFred
05-12-2009, 05:23:36
...and less precisely, ljhb c.;bqrew/,9uy0ct

Greg W
05-12-2009, 05:35:02
I feel sorry for her twin brother Randy.That almost sounds like a Porky's moment...

Funko
07-12-2009, 09:16:34
...and less precisely, ljhb c.;bqrew/,9uy0ct

:lol:

Venom
07-12-2009, 13:17:27
Someone was really looking for some necrophilia.

Funko
07-12-2009, 13:18:01
:lol:

Drekkus
07-12-2009, 13:20:19
Smashing your way into a mortuary with an axe is an excellent beginning of a movie.

MDA
07-12-2009, 13:25:58
or out of one!

Funko
07-12-2009, 13:27:38
"He followed her to the mortuary now he's got one chance to save the woman he loves, by following her... TO HELL"

Directed by Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell (15 years ago)

MDA
07-12-2009, 13:33:25
:lol:

alsieboo
07-12-2009, 22:35:55
If he was any good at stalking her she wouldn't have gotten out of his sight



:lol:

Greg W
08-12-2009, 01:09:15
Ah, boo, you did drop by for a visit. :beer:

alsieboo
08-12-2009, 20:07:34
Just for you :)

Greg W
09-12-2009, 00:06:58
Awww, I feel speshal now! :cool:

Funko
09-12-2009, 09:12:35
SHORT BUS!