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Funko
27-11-2009, 09:39:30
HE knows.

mr_B
27-11-2009, 09:40:21
Dear Lurker,

Where are my glasses?

Funko
27-11-2009, 09:49:21
Dear Lurker,

Do you know?

Tizzy
27-11-2009, 09:57:40
Dear Lurker

How many birthdays it is reasonable for one person to have in a year?

Funko
27-11-2009, 10:02:47
Dear Lurker,

Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?

mr_B
27-11-2009, 10:42:24
Dear Lurker,

Did you find my glasses yet?

Funko
27-11-2009, 11:00:18
Dear Lurker,

Where did our other waitress go? She was really hot.

Tizzy
27-11-2009, 11:01:18
Dear Lurker

What is the meaning of life?

Funko
27-11-2009, 11:02:58
Dear Lurker,

What is The co-worker's problem?

Tizzy
27-11-2009, 11:12:25
Dear Lurker

Why do you hate copycat threads so much?

Greg W
27-11-2009, 12:40:53
Dear Lurker

What is the meaning of life?42!

Funko
27-11-2009, 13:29:20
Dear Lurker,

Why doesn't Greg W understand the concept of the thread?

King_Ghidra
27-11-2009, 14:03:20
We don't need Lurker for that one.

Tizzy
27-11-2009, 14:12:04
Dear Lurker

Please may I stop working now?

Greg W
27-11-2009, 14:53:18
We don't need Lurker for that one.We don't need Lurker to answer the one I did either.

Funko
27-11-2009, 16:01:48
You just quoted a massively overexposed Douglas Adams joke, we want the actual answer.

Greg W
27-11-2009, 16:25:27
You mean 42 isn't the real answer? I've been living a lie all these years! :cry:

Funko
27-11-2009, 16:57:15
It's an allegory.

Sir Penguin
27-11-2009, 19:11:27
Dear Lurker,

Why to girls always laugh when they see me naked?

SP

Koshko
27-11-2009, 21:02:04
:hmm:

Immortal Wombat
27-11-2009, 21:52:53
Dear Lurker,

I accidentally the remote control: what should I do?

mr_B
29-11-2009, 18:53:55
Dear Lurker,

where the fok are my glasses?

and a big :lol: for SP, brilliantly brilliant

JM^3
29-11-2009, 20:19:10
When will I be on EVE again?

JM

JM^3
29-11-2009, 20:20:27
How do get the attention of the hot chicks that I occasionally see when I leave my office?

JM

Oerdin
29-11-2009, 21:13:52
What does Lurker know?

Provost Harrison
29-11-2009, 21:51:33
Lurker knows shit. Quite literally.

devilmunchkin
30-11-2009, 08:39:49
What method is best for depuffing eyes?

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:01:13
How do get the attention of the hot chicks that I occasionally see when I leave my office?

JM

You probably want to wait for the official advice from Lurker but I suggest you DON'T try SP's naked trick.

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:02:38
Dear Lurker,

Why did I just fuck with the concept?

mr_B
30-11-2009, 09:03:57
Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when ppl (no names ^^) try to be you?

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:09:30
Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when people ask leading questions?

mr_B
30-11-2009, 09:12:45
Dear Lurker,

Isn't it annoying when people ask Reading questions?

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:13:54
Dear Lurker,

Who is the official HARDCORE belt holder for CG?

Tizzy
30-11-2009, 09:14:10
Dear Lurker

Why is it Monday again already?

mr_B
30-11-2009, 09:15:54
Dear Lurker,

when are you gonna start answering those questions?

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:16:26
Dear Lurker,

What do you call a three legged donkey?

Funko
30-11-2009, 09:21:23
Dear Lurker,

Why is it so hard to not answer other peoples questions in this thread, even if you aren't lurker?

mr_B
30-11-2009, 09:23:39
Beer Lurker,

How was the turkey?

Lurker
30-11-2009, 15:47:14
Dear Lurker,

Is Thanksgiving going to ruin this thread because you won't show up here until Monday?

Ding ding ding ding ding.

Actually, probably made the thread betterer.

Tizzy
30-11-2009, 15:50:41
Dear Lurker

Are you going to answer all these questions now?

Lurker
30-11-2009, 15:59:46
Jesjes oc I already did.

mr_B
30-11-2009, 16:03:43
Dear Lurker,

Thanks for the answer by PM.
Is it hard to be the knower?

Tizzy
30-11-2009, 16:13:01
Jesjes oc I already did.

Dear Lurker

Where?

Lurker
30-11-2009, 16:30:04
In the chocolate ice cream container.

Tizzy
30-11-2009, 16:36:43
Dear Lurker

Why did you put the answers where I'd never see them? :(

Lurker
30-11-2009, 16:42:45
Beer Lurker,



Yes, please. And thanks.

Japher
30-11-2009, 17:53:09
Why is it called Black Friday?

Funko
01-12-2009, 08:48:28
Dear Lurker,

Do you think Japher is a Racist! for calling it Black Friday?

mr_B
01-12-2009, 09:10:48
Dear Lurker,

Don't you think Japher should be banned for that?

Funko
01-12-2009, 09:12:03
Dear Lurker,

Who's the gurning twat in mr_B's new avatar?

mr_B
01-12-2009, 09:21:55
Dear Lurker,

Could you tell Funko that the twat in my avatar is my alltime hero?

Oerdin
01-12-2009, 09:46:42
"Did you ever know that you're my hero?"

mr_B
01-12-2009, 09:48:40
Dear Lurker,

what does he mean by that?

Tizzy
01-12-2009, 12:50:05
Dear Lurker

Which room should JM rent?

mr_B
01-12-2009, 12:57:10
Dear Lurker,

Is it normal to be a bit abnormal?

JM^3
01-12-2009, 13:06:01
Dear Lurker

Which room should JM rent?

I missed a perfect opportunity.

JM

Japher
01-12-2009, 13:32:52
Dear Lurker,

What kind of cheese is the moon made out of?

Venom
01-12-2009, 14:35:12
Dear Lurker,

Where am I?

Lurker
01-12-2009, 15:34:18
Dear Lurker,

Who's the gurning twat in mr_B's new avatar?

:lol: twattiest avatar ever.

And yes, Japher should be banned. Forget his obvious racism -- he should be banned anyway.

mr_B
01-12-2009, 15:36:35
Dear Lurker,

What are you laughing about?

Lurker
01-12-2009, 15:39:44
Dear Lurker

Which room should JM rent?

This site should help Jon very much in his search:

http://www.uppsalahem.se/

Lurker
01-12-2009, 15:40:29
Dear Lurker,

Where am I?

Damn good question.

Venom
01-12-2009, 15:44:35
Lurker doesn't know!

JM^3
01-12-2009, 15:44:36
This site should help Jon very much in his search:

http://www.uppsalahem.se/

I have been there... I am not sure how much I looked at that one, but other similar ones I looked at a bit and the earliest I could get a place was March or something.

JM

MDA
01-12-2009, 18:24:50
Dear Lurker,

What was the punchline?

Japher
01-12-2009, 18:56:18
Dear Lurker,

Who was the punchline?

Lurker
01-12-2009, 19:27:04
Dear Lurker,

What was the punchline?

The punch line was the final part of the joke, usually the word, sentence or exchange of sentences which was intended to be funny and to provoke laughter from listeners.

Lurker
01-12-2009, 19:28:42
Dear Lurker,

Who was the punchline?

Not really a "who", but the answer to your question is --- The Baltimore Orioles. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

God that's a good one. :lol:

MDA
02-12-2009, 00:56:28
Dear Lurker,

Who are you, and what the hell have you done with Lurker?

Provost Harrison
02-12-2009, 03:40:17
He's Woody Allen of course. Isn't that obvious?

Venom
02-12-2009, 13:57:20
Dear Lurker,

Fuck you.

Greg W
02-12-2009, 14:59:17
Dear Lurker,

Did Venom just ask if he could fuck you?

King_Ghidra
02-12-2009, 15:18:54
Dear fucker,

lurk you?

Tizzy
02-12-2009, 16:35:15
Dear Lurker
Please may I go to the pub now?

Lurker
02-12-2009, 17:13:35
jes jes oc

fu2v

MOBIUS
03-12-2009, 02:57:08
I misread the name of this thread as 'asslicker'

Funko
03-12-2009, 09:05:15
Dear Lurker,

when did mr_B get your password?

mr_B
03-12-2009, 09:32:18
Dear Lurker,

When did you steal my lines?

Koshko
04-12-2009, 03:24:36
Dear Lurker,

:confused:?