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King_Ghidra
12-11-2009, 11:29:19
Over to you, people of CG.

Drekkus
12-11-2009, 13:30:23
What is the longest song title?
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The longest song title:
Regretting What I Said to You When You Called Me 11:00 On a Friday Morning to Tell Me that at 1:00 Friday Afternoon You're Gonna Leave Your Office, Go Downstairs, Hail a Cab to Go Out to the Airport to Catch a Plane to Go Skiing in the Alps for Two Weeks, Not that I Wanted to Go With You, I Wasn't Able to Leave Town, I'm Not a Very Good Skier, I Couldn't Expect You to Pay My Way, But After Going Out With You for Three Years I DON'T Like Surprises!! Subtitled: A Musical Apology

Artist: Christine Lavin

Album: Future Fossils

97 words, 383 characters (no coma), and 478 characters (with coma)

The part that said "Subtitled ..." is part of the song title. Even if you omit it, it is still the longest.





Some other long titled songs are:

"The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation." By Rednex

The Guiness book of World Records lists: I'm a Cranky Old Yank in a Clanky Old Tank on the Streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu Mama Doin? Those Beat-o, Beat-o Flat-On-My-Seat-o, Hirohito Blues" By Hoagy Carmichael. (1945)

Immortal Wombat
12-11-2009, 18:10:18
Big Rock Candy Mountain

Japher
12-11-2009, 18:15:09
Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

Scabrous Birdseed
12-11-2009, 20:35:41
Needles and pins

Oerdin
13-11-2009, 08:17:32
The constipation song.

Funko
13-11-2009, 09:28:15
Iron Man

King_Ghidra
13-11-2009, 13:35:56
Love Missile F1-11

Scabrous Birdseed
13-11-2009, 14:06:23
The hamster dance

Nills Lagerbaak
13-11-2009, 14:11:55
Acorn's Member

Funko
13-11-2009, 14:12:19
supermassive black hole

Funko
13-11-2009, 14:12:43
oh wait, stuck in your arse, not about your arse.

Greg W
13-11-2009, 14:41:34
Oh my! Try googling "the worst song to have stuck in your arse" (I typed it in without the quotes). The first link I got was for this (http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=1&ved=0CAcQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cracked.com%2Fvideo_17618_bla ck-eyed-peas-have-officially-written-worst-song-ever.html&ei=5279SpK4MYaIkAWCrJzuDA&usg=AFQjCNFxsuDXHropoebo3UD88LRrzXJW6A&sig2=A23R5IpYD35466GMRsvlMg). :lol:

Venom
13-11-2009, 14:56:25
Anything by Lady Gaga. It's bad enough to hear it once. It's near death to hear it on repeat in your head.

Funko
13-11-2009, 14:59:35
Wrong thread dumbhead*.


*yes Provost, the PhD of this is dumbarse.

Lurker
13-11-2009, 15:14:15
Pretty much any orchestral piece. Those drums and string bass are fucking huge.

Scabrous Birdseed
13-11-2009, 18:53:01
I don't get all the ones that imply penises. Surely having a big penis up your arse is officially A Good Thing?

Funko
16-11-2009, 10:19:02
Who's that by?

devilmunchkin
16-11-2009, 10:31:14
Some stupid country song called Daddy's Hands. My cousins sang it when I was little. Over the past week the chorus just bursts into my head and then I get grumpy

devilmunchkin
16-11-2009, 10:37:03
head.. arse... whichever.. it's 2:38 am and everything is blurry

King_Ghidra
16-11-2009, 10:50:31
I'm impressed by the power of this thread to lure people into inadvertently post songs up their arses

MDA
16-11-2009, 12:13:46
Detachable Penis, by King Missile


do I win?

Scabrous Birdseed
16-11-2009, 17:32:00
I think Daddy's Hands is probably still worse. Or Bill Wither's eternal classic Grandma's Hands.

MDA
16-11-2009, 20:04:13
hmm, stiff competition

Immortal Wombat
16-11-2009, 20:11:17
"Fireworks"

King_Ghidra
17-11-2009, 10:22:12
Grandma's Hands.

:lol: That's a winner.

Funko
23-11-2009, 09:35:01
:lol: