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Greg W
05-11-2009, 01:11:22
Simple, get yourself a pair of reef thongs. They have a bottle opener built into the sole. :beer:

http://www.hardcloud.com/uploads/products/R2489bkbl_m.jpg

mr_B
05-11-2009, 09:00:09
nerd!!

MDA
05-11-2009, 12:28:59
now I know what to get for my nephew for Christmas, he just started college :beer:

Japher
05-11-2009, 13:02:45
I have those

Funko
05-11-2009, 13:25:54
I hope Greg made this thread knowing what a thong was in English English.

Greg W
05-11-2009, 13:58:15
Of course I did... :cute:

I also own a pair myself, and have indeed used the bottle opener on a few occasions. Well, other people have, I shy away from it, cos there could be all sorts of weird stuff on the bottle opener part, which would then be spread onto the bottle you open.

MOBIUS
05-11-2009, 14:00:58
Well, in an emergency...

Funko
05-11-2009, 14:31:21
Of course I did... :cute:

I also own a pair myself, and have indeed used the bottle opener on a few occasions. Well, other people have, I shy away from it, cos there could be all sorts of weird stuff on the bottle opener part, which would then be spread onto the bottle you open.

Ew. That is a mental image I really do not need.

To be specific, the image of Greg opening a bottle with his arse crack and getting it all smeared with shit.

Greg W
05-11-2009, 14:39:14
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I mean I own a pair of the "thongs" (flip-flops for the uneducated) and that peopel using them to open bottles could be getting dogshit and the like all over their bottles.

:lol:

Drekkus
05-11-2009, 14:41:39
Ew. That is a mental image I really do not need.

To be specific, the image of Greg opening a bottle with his arse crack and getting it all smeared with shit.

:lol: The 'i did, i own a pair myself' was wildly misleading.

Oerdin
05-11-2009, 14:42:54
Simple, get yourself a pair of reef thongs. They have a bottle opener built into the sole. :beer:

http://www.hardcloud.com/uploads/products/R2489bkbl_m.jpg

That's classy.

Greg W
05-11-2009, 14:46:00
They are very classy things. Dress Thongs as it were. :beer:

mr_B
06-11-2009, 00:18:26
Ew. That is a mental image I really do not need.

To be specific, the image of Greg opening a bottle with his arse crack and getting it all smeared with shit.
damn, you stole this one from me