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Funko
09-10-2009, 13:52:50
Mr_G is going to an important architectural event tonight, not a piss up, nn. And he is going to give a speech. We need to write it. We have the opening sentence.

"I don't live in Reading but I am reading a book in Reading and listening to the music of Otis Redding. I like the Bauhaus women with artificial boobs especially on a day when a satellite rams the moon."

mr_B
09-10-2009, 13:56:39
the architectural event will take place at studio Sputnik.
there are 80 bottles of sputnik vodka

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Lurker
09-10-2009, 14:00:40
"Now, I thought we'd try a little experiment. A very fun experiment. Would all the women here please stand up. Wonderful. Now, would all of you who are married please raise your hand."

mr_B
09-10-2009, 14:06:22
wonderfull

go ahead lurker

Funko
09-10-2009, 14:10:26
"Now all of you that were too drunk to stand up, but who raised your hands, I'd like to talk to you."

Dyl Ulenspiegel
09-10-2009, 14:18:27
"I want to show you my Bauhaus."

Funko
09-10-2009, 14:21:03
Wow, that's perfect.

Japher
09-10-2009, 14:33:50
"What did Frank Lloyd Wright? Nothing, he was an architect!"

"I.M. Pei? Yeah, guess what bitch, I.M. Pein!"

mr_B
09-10-2009, 14:35:46
poly

mr_B
12-10-2009, 10:53:46
I will not get drunk
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hmmm I was sober again late in the afternoon (sunday afternoon)