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Japher
30-09-2009, 18:53:51
4yo, @3am, "Mommy, Daddy, my ear hurts real bad!"

Really bad ear infection from the cold she's had for the past 3 days.

I think she's addicted to pain killers


No real reason for this thread, 'cept to serve as source for copycats

mr_B
30-09-2009, 18:58:44
waswas

Caligastia
30-09-2009, 20:17:41
Our 1 year-old got about 5 ear infections in a row earlier this year.

mr_B
30-09-2009, 20:29:45
waswaswaswaswas

jsorense
30-09-2009, 22:35:21
Just one word: H1N1.

Oerdin
01-10-2009, 01:30:58
Best to let them die. Evolution at work and all that.

MDA
01-10-2009, 11:10:04
I had constant ear infections as a kid, you guys were just unlucky that my eardrum always ruptured before I died.

Japher
01-10-2009, 13:12:17
Our 1 year-old got about 5 ear infections in a row earlier this year.

Too little for tubes? Our doc tried to put tubes in her ears because she had about 5 ear infections last winter (or the winter before), and he wanted to put the tubes in at the beginning of summer (tubes only last 6 months)... She gets the infections when she gets a cold, which she normally gets in the winter. So we fired that doctor.

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 13:39:06
I had constant ear infections as a kid, you guys were just unlucky that my eardrum always ruptured before I died.

Perhaps my english isn't so good, but my reading of this is that you died. A lot.

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:01:05
I guess you can imply that he meant the eardrum ruptured before he would have died, had the eardrum not ruptured, by the fact he said it always happened and you can only die once. Not to mention that he's here to post about it now and thus probably not dead.

It's less likely, but possible, that he's talking about a fictional character writing from the afterlife. At primary school (about age 10) we had to write a first person story about the life of a soldier. The teacher told a lot of the kids off for saying at the end "and then I died", because they couldn't write the story once they were dead. She was right in a way, but one should be able to know that and still break the rule? And at least they knew the soldier might die. Plus they were only 10.

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:02:17
infer

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:02:37
but i like your story anyway.

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:02:44
Yeah, one of them in/im words.

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:04:25
I was going to say the story implied what he meant, then changed it around. And totally Venomed up the post.

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:05:16
Une Saison en Enfer

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:06:56
Just going to post again to avoid a french threadkill

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:07:41
I preferred First Blood.

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:18:14
Rambo: Sang Premiere

Tizzy
01-10-2009, 14:19:43
It's also possible he did die and is now a zombie

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:20:28
It would be possible if he'd said

uuuuuuh uuuuuuuuuh uuuuuuughhghhh uuuh uuuuuuh uuuuuuughghuuuugh

King_Ghidra
01-10-2009, 14:39:18
Reading back through, it's not dissimilar

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:46:04
A list of organisms in order of linguistic ability


Human
Venom
Zombie
Misterbie

MOBIUS
01-10-2009, 14:57:00
Venom comes above a zombie?:hmm:

Funko
01-10-2009, 14:57:49
Every Saturday night. Arf.

MOBIUS
01-10-2009, 15:06:38
Ewww... My imagination needs fumigation now!:gasmaske:

Caligastia
01-10-2009, 15:28:34
Too little for tubes? Our doc tried to put tubes in her ears because she had about 5 ear infections last winter (or the winter before), and he wanted to put the tubes in at the beginning of summer (tubes only last 6 months)... She gets the infections when she gets a cold, which she normally gets in the winter. So we fired that doctor.

By the end of the 5th one they were starting to think about it, but he didn't get any more for a while after that so they left it at that. It seems like he's past that stage now. Hopefully he'll be okay this winter.

MDA
01-10-2009, 15:43:37
If it weren't for my fictional character, I'd have no character at all.

Japher
01-10-2009, 16:52:09
That's what my alter ego tells me all the time... one of them at least.

Japher
02-10-2009, 12:11:00
I am very pleased with the quantity and quality of the CC threads. Thank you.

mr_B
02-10-2009, 12:13:46
cc????

mr_B
02-10-2009, 12:31:46
okok counter cow o/c

Scabrous Birdseed
02-10-2009, 13:51:03
This copycat is really not particularly funny compared to some of the others. WTF?

Provost Harrison
03-10-2009, 00:54:52
Just one word: H1N1.

My reply QA3+ :p Get out of that without losing your queen :p