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Funko
28-09-2009, 15:53:53
Any and all advice welcome, but nothing illegal.

mr_B
28-09-2009, 15:56:16
get a lawyer

Funko
28-09-2009, 15:58:39
What for?

mr_B
28-09-2009, 15:59:42
it's legal to punch them on the nose

Funko
28-09-2009, 16:04:27
ok ok where is Dyl?

Tizzy
28-09-2009, 16:06:17
Mobius probably scared him away in the other thread

MOBIUS
28-09-2009, 16:07:59
:fierydevilpitchforksmiley:

Scabrous Birdseed
28-09-2009, 16:25:05
Can advice be illegal? I'm trying to imagine a situation where a piece of advice in itself would be illegal, and all I can think of would be abuses of power of various kinds.

Funko
28-09-2009, 16:27:49
Potentially. Incitement to racial hatred is an offence here. So if someone encouraged me to hate some races it'd be illegal.

But of course I meant I didn't want advice for me to do something illegal.

Scabrous Birdseed
28-09-2009, 16:28:51
If I adviced you to go kill someone, would that be illegal? The advice, I mean, not the killing.

protein
28-09-2009, 16:31:42
if i advised you to gas some jews would that be illegal? or would it only be illegal if i strongly advised you?

mr_B
28-09-2009, 16:33:25
depends on the gas I guess

Scabrous Birdseed
28-09-2009, 16:34:12
If I adviced you to go fuck yourself, would that be illegal?

Hey, you can do insults wrapped in enquiries about advice about stuff!

Japher
28-09-2009, 16:49:47
If you tell someone to go fuck yourself, and that someone is a minor, would that be illegally illegal?

mr_B
28-09-2009, 17:18:20
fucking yourself when you are under 16 is that illegal?

MOBIUS
28-09-2009, 19:21:32
Only if it's rape.

Funko
29-09-2009, 08:34:58
Thanks for all the great advice guys.

Cheshire Cat
29-09-2009, 09:28:48
I figure insider trading is a kind of advice illegal in itself

Oerdin
29-09-2009, 09:58:07
Potentially. Incitement to racial hatred is an offence here. So if someone encouraged me to hate some races it'd be illegal.

But of course I meant I didn't want advice for me to do something illegal.

I hate the race of ants which have been crawling around my kitchen and think they should be exterminated.

MDA
29-09-2009, 11:49:02
buy gold!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-09-2009, 11:53:02
If I adviced you to go kill someone, would that be illegal? The advice, I mean, not the killing.

Advice on performing a crime can be criminal in itself, just as instigation.

Now excuse me, I'm scared of Mobius' advice.