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Koshko
26-09-2009, 21:42:36
I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.

Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?
Should I start buying shirts with buttons on them?
Is flatulence still funny?
Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?
How concerned about my prostate health should I be?
When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?
Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?
Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?
Do I need to start watching dramas?
Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?

mr_B
26-09-2009, 21:44:59
dunno
dunno
dunno
dunno
dunno
dunno
dunno
HELL NO!!
dunno
dunno

Koshko
26-09-2009, 22:03:44
Does senility lead to redundancy?

mr_B
26-09-2009, 22:20:05
dunno

Greg W
27-09-2009, 03:06:22
Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?Yes, you deserve the respectShould I start buying shirts with buttons on them?Yep, they go with the territoryIs flatulence still funny?That's always funny.Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?Depends on whether you want to look to be smart. Now that you're old, you can choose to be whatever you want, and bugger what they thinkHow concerned about my prostate health should I be?Be afraid, be very afraid!When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?Hell yeah... "When I was a boy, we used to show our elserd more respect" is a fave. As is beating them with your walking stick.Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?Only to berate them!Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?Gods no, boobs are always interesting!Do I need to start watching dramas?If you were female, yes. As a male, it's still somewhat optional until your 50s...Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?Mate, at your age, if you wanna have a midlife crisis, you've earned the right and stuff anyone else who says otherwise.Does senility lead to redundancy?Yes, but you won't remember anyway...

Provost Harrison
27-09-2009, 03:33:50
I was just wondering how geriatric you must be, then realised you're younger than me by 3 months. Damn, am I that old? :eek:

Koshko
27-09-2009, 03:57:27
We are all pretty damn old here nowadays.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
27-09-2009, 10:20:39
jesjes :cry:

Scabrous Birdseed
27-09-2009, 19:58:34
What's wrong with hips? I like hips. :(

mr_B
27-09-2009, 20:16:08
http://mijnideejouwidee.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/kuifjeenolerotiek.jpg

Scabrous Birdseed
27-09-2009, 21:02:04
That's a lie!

mr_B
27-09-2009, 21:13:52
wel waar

Oerdin
28-09-2009, 00:48:18
http://mijnideejouwidee.web-log.nl/photos/uncategorized/kuifjeenolerotiek.jpg

If he keeps running around that bend he's going to end up in a world of shit.

mr_B
28-09-2009, 06:27:26
but at the end of the tunnel there is sunshine

Back!
28-09-2009, 11:59:47
Now that I'm OLD
I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.

ask chagarra

Koshko
29-09-2009, 00:51:12
weee

KrazyHorse
30-09-2009, 08:24:18
I probably should start acting my age ... but I have no clue how people my age should be acting. I've got so many questions.

Do I need to have people refer to me as 'sir'?
Should I start buying shirts with buttons on them?
Is flatulence still funny?
Should I be reading the Business section of the newspaper?
How concerned about my prostate health should I be?
When talking to teenagers, should I start conversations with 'Back in the day' or 'When I was your age' yet?
Should I even be talking with a teenager for any reason now?
Am I supposed to be less interested in boobs and more interested in child-bearing hip now?
Do I need to start watching dramas?
Is it still too soon to have a mid-life crisis?

In binary you just turned 100000

:)