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mr_B
15-09-2009, 14:59:14
Is there any change your sister was in After Dark when we Dutchmen were in Reading?

Lurker
15-09-2009, 15:03:27
Most definitely.

Funko
15-09-2009, 15:03:55
Did she try and rape Drekkus?

Lurker
15-09-2009, 15:05:14
It's possible the targets got confused.

Funko
15-09-2009, 15:06:14
So he was collateral damage?

Lurker
15-09-2009, 15:10:14
That would be the title of his autobiography.

mr_B
15-09-2009, 15:22:43
his?

it's your sister man!!!
don't be rude

Lurker
15-09-2009, 15:23:27
Don't be nude!

mr_B
15-09-2009, 15:25:16
okok you are right

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 07:29:16
It's possible the targets got confused.

Who was the target then?? Stupid ass bitch dropped a whole can of beer down my neck and didn't even notice it. :shoot:

Funko
16-09-2009, 07:48:40
Was Mr_B a good little helper whilst this was going on?

mr_B
16-09-2009, 09:46:32
o/c

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 11:47:18
he tried to be, but she was so far gone even mr_b turned away from that one

mr_B
16-09-2009, 11:52:37
nono i had fun seeing you as the ultimate vampire ugly magnet

where are you from?

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 14:15:30
'Holland'
'Oooooh, i LOVE Speedway!!!'
'Speedway?'
'Yeah, everybody from Poland knows speedway!!?'
'I'm not from Poland'

mr_B
16-09-2009, 14:19:05
where are you from?

King_Ghidra
16-09-2009, 15:09:23
:lol:

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 15:11:56
She only asked me 4 times how old I was.

Funko
16-09-2009, 15:12:29
How old are you?

mr_B
16-09-2009, 15:12:39
26?

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 15:12:51
Guess

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 15:13:32
mr_B's post was just a bit too early

mr_B
16-09-2009, 15:15:31
She definetly is in my top 10 of ugliest persons evah

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 15:17:39
She was just old. And drunk. Very drunk.

Funko
16-09-2009, 15:18:33
And married, perfect for Mr_B you would have thought.

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 15:20:36
exactely

mr_B
16-09-2009, 15:20:39
and had an IQ of a turd
and was fat
and sweaty

we were drunk too I guess and absolutely not overdressed in that fine discotheque

Lurker
16-09-2009, 16:01:18
She sounds like a real winner.

mr_B
16-09-2009, 16:10:35
she is your sister so jesjes

JM^3
16-09-2009, 16:12:44
That reminds me of a girl who I kept asking where she was from, and insisting it was Germany.

She was from the US.

One of the only times I was wanting to have sex with a girl who I didn't know (not that she incredible, I was just horny/etc).

JM
(I did consume most of a bottle and a half of Jack Daniels that night though, one of my stupider times.)
(There were other nights when I got a girls name wrong half a dozen times.)

Funko
16-09-2009, 16:14:45
ie

not that she incredible, I was just very drunk

JM^3
16-09-2009, 16:18:07
Well, most of the time (even when very drunk or not very drunk) I wouldn't have sex with or try to have sex with a girl I didn't know even if she was incredible.

Key point is "I didn't know", I think that love and sex should go together (despite not being experienced in either).

JM

mr_B
16-09-2009, 16:20:15
I think that love and sex should go together
JM

like in a sentence :[hot girl] " I love to have sex with you "[/hot girl]
jj inderdeed that would be the way

Funko
16-09-2009, 16:26:07
I was just being flippant Jon.

JM^3
16-09-2009, 16:30:22
I was just being flippant Jon.

I know :P

I admit to playing the straight man a lot of the time, I am only sometimes that obtuse.

JM

Drekkus
16-09-2009, 19:30:51
don't be such an obtuse flippant!!

I really don't know what that means

Provost Harrison
17-09-2009, 02:40:06
Yeah, I gathered that much :p

Funko
17-09-2009, 08:09:53
I know :P

I admit to playing the straight man a lot of the time, I am only sometimes that obtuse.

JM

We don't get many straight men here.