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Oerdin
25-08-2009, 16:06:39
That my neighbor, and by neighbor I mean some douchebag a block a way, is an asshole and his fucking rooster must die. We're in the middle of the fucking city so why does this mother fucker even own a rooster? Worse the little shitbag starts crowing at like 4am when it isn't even light yet; can't that mother fucking rooster tell the mother fucking difference between night and day? So why the fuck does it start crowing when it is still the night?

Let's do some brain storming for ways to kill that cock.

Oerdin
25-08-2009, 16:32:20
It's been almost a half an hour and I can't believe no one has mentioned choking the chicken by now. You guys are off your game.

protein
25-08-2009, 16:39:37
kill it or buy earplugs.

if you kill it, you get a meal.

Japher
25-08-2009, 16:43:34
It's all them Mexicans there in SD

Oerdin
25-08-2009, 17:00:41
Judging by the 20 cars parked out front and the three parked on the lawn I'm guessing they're Vietnamese.

Japher
25-08-2009, 18:19:23
Ahhh... or Hmong

MDA
25-08-2009, 18:55:35
You're obsessed with the cock.

There, happy? :P

Beta1
25-08-2009, 19:08:45
I suggest you use one of these

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Chicken_Gun

mr_B
25-08-2009, 19:38:24
You're obsessed with the cock.
:lol:

Japher
25-08-2009, 20:00:09
At least I only have voices in my head, Oerdin can't sleep because of someone else's cock!

Funko
26-08-2009, 07:58:35
Simple solution - go to bed at 8pm.

Greg W
26-08-2009, 08:43:23
Or, go to bed at 6pm, wake up at 2am and get the cock up!

Funko
26-08-2009, 08:53:41
MORNING GLORY THREAD!

Provost Harrison
29-08-2009, 01:16:47
Do you have a clear sight on it. You could shoot the little bastard!

Oerdin
29-08-2009, 01:27:15
He was abnormally quiet last night/morning. Here's hoping my luck holds out.

Japher
31-08-2009, 13:12:22
What's that rooster dish the Frenchies make? Cock de van or something>?

mr_B
31-08-2009, 13:15:19
Coq au vin you stjoepit

Greg W
31-08-2009, 13:51:33
What's that rooster dish the Frenchies make? Cock de man or something>?:brwncard:

Cheshire Cat
31-08-2009, 14:50:33
Coq au Vin-homme

you'd die for it

Provost Harrison
31-08-2009, 17:23:43
What's that rooster dish the Frenchies make? Cock de van or something>?

No, the correct name is "Cockney Van".