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protein
18-08-2009, 13:04:18
If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

That is the conclusion of a mathematical exercise carried out by researchers in Canada.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm

Funko
18-08-2009, 13:12:45
Did they determine what the best escape plan is from central Reading during a Zombie attack?

Japher
18-08-2009, 13:16:56
The grant didn't cover that I'm afraid.

MDA
18-08-2009, 13:34:41
I think the trick is to grab some friends and board yourself up in the pub until the military comes to the rescue.

Funko
18-08-2009, 13:38:25
It's ok for you lot in the US where everyone has dozens of handguns, rifles, automatic weapons and grenades.

JM^3
18-08-2009, 13:54:41
I just hvae a paintball gun.

JM

Funko
18-08-2009, 14:08:08
Liberal.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-08-2009, 14:10:42
Yeah. What's next, universal healthcare?

Japher
18-08-2009, 14:39:45
Stupid martians and their diseases, a crux on everyone!

Oerdin
18-08-2009, 14:49:32
Did they determine what the best escape plan is from central Reading during a Zombie attack?

Nah, don't try to escape as moving around just exposes you to attack. Find a place to hold up and just wait out the zombie apocalypse. ;)

King_Ghidra
18-08-2009, 14:51:48
Yeah. What's next, universal healthcare?

Speaking of which, did the scientists determine whether Stephen Hawking would survive a zombie invasion?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-08-2009, 15:22:19
Stupid martians and their diseases, a crux on everyone!

A curse on all their planets!

Cort Haus
18-08-2009, 22:11:54
Speaking of which, did the scientists determine whether Stephen Hawking would survive a zombie invasion?

Not in the UK, apparantly.

RedFred
20-08-2009, 04:08:56
Smith??

MDA
20-08-2009, 12:08:10
Wesson?

Funko
20-08-2009, 12:24:31
Koch

Tizzy
20-08-2009, 12:28:12
Bosh

Funko
20-08-2009, 12:32:48
:eek: Ouch.