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Japher
18-08-2009, 12:34:35
I dropped my Dr. Pepper unlocking the door to the office this morning. I hadn't opened the can yet, so it exploded and sprayed all over me and the door. So I kicked it out into a planter to wait for it to stop spraying and it hit a squirrel who is now waiting out side for me to come back out... I'm scared.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-08-2009, 12:40:36
You failed at posting this in the FAIL thread.

Beta1
18-08-2009, 14:45:27
LOL you're dead.

death by pissed off squirrel.

Coroners report - Death by asphyxiation caused by the insertion of 200 assorted nuts into the respiratory tract.

Japher
18-08-2009, 14:46:47
Great. I die by choking on nuts. How gay.

Oerdin
18-08-2009, 14:47:42
I dropped my Dr. Pepper unlocking the door to the office this morning. I hadn't opened the can yet, so it exploded and sprayed all over me and the door. So I kicked it out into a planter to wait for it to stop spraying and it hit a squirrel who is now waiting out side for me to come back out... I'm scared.

You should be on survivorman. ;)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
18-08-2009, 14:48:41
respiratory ?